Connie: Say im sigma

Astro: .

Connie: Come'on say it :3

Astro: f-fine... S-sig-sigmom? wha- what was it?

Connie: S I G M A.

Astro: um okay... you- you are-...

Connie: i. am-...?

Astro: s-sig... sigma

Connie: yup

Astro: ):< }

LATER THAT DAY
[looks at phone]
astro: Connie... you are 'the alpha' (what does that mean?)

Connie: [texts him] "lol"

Astro: [texts back]"WELL, THEN YOUR"[looks on internet]

Connie: uh-

Astro: [texts] "THE RIZZYIST MEWER TO EVER TWERK"

Connie: what have i done