I CALL ALASTOR-

@_Cardboard_Box_ alr :D))

Yayyyy!!! :D

@_Cardboard_Box_ tell peeps and if they know it they can join ))

Kk!!

@-Petey-
@-Dogman-
@GumbleRumbleXD
@Ashley_Fur
@-Kyo-
@-_Kit_Kat_-
@_Paper_Bag_
@abbyxluner
@Pony_Salvaje3000
@sonk_mp3
@justahuman

ASSEMBLE IF YOU KNOW HAZBIN HOTEL

@_Cardboard_Box_ @-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ HUSKER YOUR A LOSERRR BABY A DOZER FKING BABY YOUR A FKED UP LIL WHINY BIŤCH! YOUR A LOSER JUST LIKE ME!!!

@-Petey-

We gots a Husker!!! :sunglasses:

@TH4N0S-230 BECOME VAL AND ADAM >:D ))

Ill be nifty :sunglasses:

@_-Sable-TheGreat-_ I didnt know u knew HH! But ofc ))

@TH4N0S-230 plssss? :eyes: ))

Lol i have posts of hh XD
ill tag u in some

@_-Sable-TheGreat-_ all of them are great , @TH4N0S-230 VoxVal/StaticMoth is in this rp ^^ ))

@TH4N0S-230 ur Vaggie too now >:3 ))

Shall we start? @-Petey- @TH4N0S-230 @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ ))

( @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- @_Cardboard_Box_ )

Lucifer-: || PLAYIN WITH Ducc :) ||
AD-: || With Husker ||
Vox-: || With Val ||

( @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ @-Petey- @TH4N0S-230 )

Lucifer: Ducc

AD-: ...

Vox-: Whats that look for, val?

Alastor *With Nifty in the background*

I WANT VELVET

@_Cardboard_Box_ i dont watch HH sadly

@JustAHuman

What a shame :(
GET OU-

HUSK I WANNA HUSK

@pony_salvaje3000 Husk is taken, pls read desc before asking ))

( @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- @sweet_peach_girl @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ )

Lucifer-: ?
AD-: Uhh, Who invited Val? And the rest of the Vees?

Vox-: Nobody,

( @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- )

Lucifer-: At least dont annoy people.

AD-: ... || Looks back at husk ||

Vox-: mhm.

Lute-: Hey- WHY AM I HERE?!

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: why did you drag me into this, I got xxx costumes to make

( @-Petey- @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ )

Lucifer-: I dont know,

Charlie-: Dadd, what are the Vees doing here?

AD-: Don' ask me.

Vox-: I dunno, ask val.

Lute-: Huhhhh?!

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: val, if this is about angle I sware

( @-Petey- @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl )
Lucifer-: || Chillin ||
Charlie-: Babe, what do you think about this?

Vox-: Hmmm..
Lute-: WHY AM I HERE?!

AD-: I dunno.

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: I am so with you lute

Alastor: Get the Vees out before I shuffle the functions of every hole in their body.

( @-Petey- @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ )

Lucifer-: I have to agree with Alastor.

Charlie-: ....

AD-: Yeah especially Val.

Vox-: Oh, VAL YOU DIDNT TELL ME THE RADIO DEMON WAS HERE!

Lute-: || Rolls eyes ||

Alastor: Nobody told me the walking tv was here :unamused: Eh, Guess i'll have to turn the wifi off.

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @-Petey- @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 )

Lucifer-: || his 6 wings come out ||
Charlie-: Dad... dont do it.

AD-: DO IT!
Vox-: Haha, That wont work.

Lute-: So can i stay?

@_Cardboard_Box_ and @-_Uzi-_Doorman-_
vel: now why us the most mid over lord alastor here *checks phone* not swipeing right

@sweet_peach_girl
Alastor: How nice would it be if you got off that dämn phone? Seriously, You act like it's you're life-support. Get a life.

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel: not listening to you

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: You're not listening because you're brain is too small to comprehend what i'm saying.

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel:.........№1 my brain is biger than yours will every be and №2 you may want to st'fu saying you just 1 over lord, and the vees are 3

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Well, At least i'm one :sparkles:hot:sparkles: overlord. You guys have no style or class. You're not smarter then me as you may think but you're forehead is definitely large.

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel: tinder says otherwise

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: I know we are not talking about Tinder. You're literally the reason they invented double doors.

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @-Petey- )

Lucifer-: So with all due respect. GET OUT
Charlie-: ......
AD-: **** yeah!

Vox-: Ha, No.

Lute-: Sir, May i **** them?

k i l l * ))

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: yes lute, please

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @sweet_peach_girl )

Lucifer-: She was talking to me.
Charlie-: No... Not in the hotel.

AD-: Aww come on
Vox-: Wait. || Plays Sweet home Alabama ||
Lute-: ....... || Folds wings ||

Alastor: *Throws a cup of water at Vox* Oopsies!!

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @sweet_peach_girl @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 )
Lucifer-: PFFT
Charlie-: Oh lord...
AD-: YEAH SUCK IT VOX!
Vox-: AAAA || Screen glitches |.
Lute-: As they say down here, Suck it.

Alastor: Who did that?? Not me!! I was just standing here teehee!!

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel: you b!tcħ

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Owwww!! You hwurt my feewlings!! Just kidding come back when you have something more insulting to say.

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl SHIPS IN DESC )
Lucifer-: Hmm
AD-: YEAHHH
Charlie-: Come on...
Vox-: YOU-YOU WIL REGRET THIS! || Screen glitchin ||
Lute-: ....

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel:.....im ohhhhh raseing hell today

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Yeah definitelyyyyy :smirk:

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel: *lunges to alastor staping him with one hand and digging her nales in to him with the other*

stabing*

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Well that wasn't nice! Now, I'm GoNnA mAkE yOu WiSh ThAt I sTaYeD gOnEeEeE:musical_note: :musical_note: *Stabs Velvet with staff*

@_Cardboard_Box_ vel: HOW

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @ )

Lucifer-: ... || Turns into full demon form ||
Charlie-: DAD NO!
AD-: DAD YES!
Vox-: VEL WHAT?
Lute-: | Puts on Exorcist mask ||

@sweet_peach_girl
Alastor: You're such a pain in my a$$ you know that? Now, will someone help me a little? *Literally about to die*

Lucifer-: YOU HURT AL... NOW ITS TIME TO DIE || Stabs vel with his tail tip and rises her up ||
Charlie-: DAD...
AD-: || Drinks his drink ||
Vox-: HA!
Lute-: || Stands there ||

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl )

Alastor: Now THATS some drama~~

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: DONT JUST STAND THARE DO SOMETHING **IM THE DAMN BACK BONE**

Lucifer-: || YEETS VEL & Helps Al up ||
Charlie-: Oh god...
AD-: YEAH FCK U VEL!
Vox-: OH SH*T
Lute-: || ..... ||
( @_Cardboard_Box_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- )

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_

Alastor: Thank you Lucifer, now I need to go throw the rodent into a meat grinder.

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_

Alastor: *Throws more water at Vox* Oops!! I did it again!!

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @-Petey- @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl )
Lucifer-: Ill join you, || Folds back wings and smirks ||
Charlie-: oh lord....
AD-: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Vox-: OH SH*T NOT GOOD
Lute-: || ..... ||

Husker: What the fūċķ! is going on here

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: *Pathetically throws a cup of water at Velvet's
phone too* Now, For the fun part!! *Powers on meat grinder*

@-Petey-

Alastor: Hello Husker!! Perfect timing!! We were just about to throw Velvet into a meat grinder.

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- )
Lucifer-: Im gonna make you wish you left sooner. :musical_note:
AD-: Oh Vels being ******, Husky
Charlie-: ....
Vox-: A_A_A_A_A____
Lute-: ....

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: STOP CAN WE MAKE PEACE FOR ONES WE ARE ALL DEMON HAVE SME MURCY ON ME LET ME LIVE

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @-Petey- @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ )
Lucifer-: ....
Charlie-: .....
AD-: CMON K'LL 'ER ALREADY!
Vox-: AAAAAAA
Lute-: ...

Husker: VELVET?? KĮLLING?! What the frick you aššholes biťches doing???!

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- )

Lucifer-: ....
Charlie-: Oh... Vaggie... Vellvette is getting meat grindered
AD-: Whiskers? Why arent ya enjoyin' this?
Vox-: .....
Lute-: ....

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ @sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Let her live I suppose. BUT Velvet, you have to shut you're mouth.

@-Petey-

Alastor: Husker, Velvet was being a b!tch so I threatened to throw her into a meat grinder.

@TH4N0S-230
Alastor: I apologize but please get you're pet under control.

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @-Petey- )

Lucifer-: Alright. || Not full demon form but wings are stiLl out

Charlie-: Phew...
AD-: Im already sittin down, AT THE BAR
Vox-: ....
Lute-: Finally

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230
vel: THIS IS NOT WHAT WOULD CHARLIE WOULD WANT.... look at us.... charlie is trying to save all of us and this is the thanks she getting..... EVEN HER DAD INGNORED HER

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Oh shut it, you were the one who started all this ruckus. Now, if you will excuse me i'm going to clean up all this bl00d. It stained my suit.

( @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl @-Petey- @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ )

Lucifer-: You alright, Al?
Charlie-: HEY HE GOT ANGRY!
AD-: NO!
Vox-: ....
Lute-: Well at least thats over.

@TH4N0S-230 vel: valinteno..... was all this about angle.... because believe it or not I cared about him

@TH4N0S-230 @-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: OK YOUR ŠÄ STOPS

( @-Petey- @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl )
Lucifer-: Al?
Charlie-: ... Idk.
AD-: Husk, Get this b*tch away from me.
Vox-: HUH?
Lute-: ....

@TH4N0S-230 vel: no you liesson (the fire alrme whent off last message)

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ can I have sera too

( @-Petey- @_Cardboard_Box_ @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl )
Lucifer-: Get.Out. Please?
Charlie-: ...
AD-: YOU SAY HES USLESS ONE MORE TIME I BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS!
Vox-: WHA?
Lute-: Ugh..

@sweet_peach_girl sure! ))

Emily-: Sera, whats going on?

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ sera: no cule.... should we go down and check
vel: VALINTENO TURN YOUR ÄŠŞ AROUND AND LISTEN TO ME

( @-Petey- @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ )

Lucifer-: Sera....
Charlie-: Oh, Hello Sera.

AD-: F*CK U VAL!
Vox-: HEY

Lute-: Hello, Ma'am.
Emily-: Hi guys!

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ @TH4N0S-230 @_Cardboard_Box_
sera:................oh my goodness did you just, she was trying to help angle......... may she stay in peace....... she will with us

@TH4N0S-230 sera: she has paed for her sins, she with us in heven

@TH4N0S-230 sera: *holds whats left of velvett* I will lets her make her new outfit

@TH4N0S-230 sera: im a seraphim I can revive her *velvett floats up with the light*

@TH4N0S-230 sera: how

@TH4N0S-230 *that fales* sera: your locked out by the way

@TH4N0S-230 sera: angle... velvett tryed to keep you safe she will live by me

@sweet_peach_girl @-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ @TH4N0S-230
(Yall i'm back!! Sorry, I had to clean my room then my switch died :P)

Alastor: *Walks back into the room* Well!! I am impressed with Valentino. What a wonderful job you did throwing her into the meat grinder.

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: You're welcome Moth.

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: Oh, I didn't know the Moth had a name!! Valentino is quite interesting for a Moth.

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: *Pulls out a lighter* Look Moth!! Come towards the light.

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: Ooooo!! I bet you wanna touch it!! *Waves fire in you're face*

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: But moths are attracted to light. Touch it~

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: We know you wanna!! Touch. The. Fire.

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: TOUCH IT

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: Okay, Let's play like that. *Yeets the lighter at you*

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: Hmm, Time to set a moth on fire!! *Throws another one at you*

@TH4N0S-230

Alastor: You're already on fire Valentino, teehee!!

( @-Petey- @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 @sweet_peach_girl )
Lucifer-: I could've done that, Al.
Charlie-: PUT IT OUT!
AD-: **** YEAH!, YA ENJOYIN THIS WHISKERS?

Vox-: AAAAAA
Emily-: Seraa?
Lute-: Wa?-

@_Cardboard_Box_ @TH4N0S-230 @-_Uzi-_Doorman-_
sera: YALL STOP THAT #1 YALL SCARING MY KID #2 IM THE BOSS HERE

( @-Petey- @_-Sable-TheGreat-_ @sweet_peach_girl @TH4N0S-230 @_Cardboard_Box_ )

Lucifer-: ....
Charlie-: ...
AD-: Wha?
Lute-: Well idk what just happened

Emily-: Sera, im fine.

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Sera, I think Emily is fine by the looks of it.

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ and @_Cardboard_Box_
sera: Al, Im her mother, Im going to stick up for her

vel: *poofs into heaven*.......

sera: looks like I got a girl to atend to *flys back up to heaven*

@sweet_peach_girl

Alastor: Hmm, she flew back to heaven with Velvet? I'm surprised Vel even made it to heaven.

@-_Uzi-_Doorman-_ vel: WHARE AM I