"When life gives you lemons, don´t make lemonade - make life, take the lemons back! Get mad! I don´t want your dam.n lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life´s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemond. Do you know who I am? I´m the man who´s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I´m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
when life gives you lemons, THRO THEM RANDOMLY AT TEACHERS, THE PRESIDENT, STUPID PEOPLE, HOBOS, HILLBILLYS, AND PEOPLE YOU JUST ABSOLUTY POSITIVLY HATE! xp
When life gives you Lemons, dont make Lemonade. Make Life! Take the Lemons BACK! Get Mad!! I wont your **** Lemons!! What Am i supposed to do with these?! Prometheus was punished for giving the gift of Knowledge to Man.... :3
Comments
29 Oct, 2012, 1:53 am
Lol check my gallery
29 Oct, 2012, 1:59 am
OR...... demand to see lifes manager
29 Oct, 2012, 2:00 am
chek my gallerly please
29 Oct, 2012, 2:12 am
Or you can just CHEK MAH GALEREH! :D derp.
01 Nov, 2012, 1:24 pm
I passed by a sign once with this message: "When life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra."
01 Nov, 2012, 2:03 pm
MY EYESHBSFJGSXMUHDITDHI!!!
01 Nov, 2012, 6:26 pm
i do not draw go like u guys becuse i am 9:(
02 Nov, 2012, 2:50 am
when life gives you lemons... squirt them in your TEACHERS eyes then play hooky
02 Nov, 2012, 3:23 am
so funny
02 Nov, 2012, 10:22 am
Cave Johnson Style
02 Nov, 2012, 4:49 pm
lol ;D. can u check my gallery please
02 Nov, 2012, 5:49 pm
When life gives you lemons... ...make grenades!
02 Nov, 2012, 11:58 pm
:D
03 Nov, 2012, 5:55 am
When life gives you lemons you read until you die of blood-loss. (YAOI FANGIRLS UNTIE!)
03 Nov, 2012, 7:14 am
When life gives you lemons, throw them at stupid people.
03 Nov, 2012, 11:19 am
"When life gives you lemons, don´t make lemonade - make life, take the lemons back! Get mad! I don´t want your dam.n lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life´s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemond. Do you know who I am? I´m the man who´s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I´m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
03 Nov, 2012, 4:39 pm
i made the red yellow star
03 Nov, 2012, 8:53 pm
LOL!
03 Nov, 2012, 10:05 pm
OR... get your engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down.
04 Nov, 2012, 3:12 am
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade without sugar and give it to the people that you hate X)
04 Nov, 2012, 3:56 am
when life gives you lemons, THRO THEM RANDOMLY AT TEACHERS, THE PRESIDENT, STUPID PEOPLE, HOBOS, HILLBILLYS, AND PEOPLE YOU JUST ABSOLUTY POSITIVLY HATE! xp
04 Nov, 2012, 9:48 am
Indeed lemons xD Even Spyro doesn't want then *check gallery 8D
04 Nov, 2012, 12:30 pm
lol! im totally doing that to my brother
04 Nov, 2012, 2:45 pm
I honestly found Power Thirst's version better.
(Youtube it, it's funny as heck.)
04 Nov, 2012, 3:05 pm
it is actually, When life gives you lemons,squeeze then in life's eyes.Still is pretty funny man!
05 Nov, 2012, 2:42 am
When life give's you lemons, take over the world with robots then ban all life XD .
05 Nov, 2012, 7:24 pm
LOL
05 Nov, 2012, 8:37 pm
i did that onece
05 Nov, 2012, 10:38 pm
when life gives you lemons you soak life in them when life gies you vineger you mix it with baking soda in a jar and give it back.
05 Nov, 2012, 10:42 pm
now life is all soaked in flamable liquid and you light the fire
05 Nov, 2012, 10:44 pm
DIE
05 Nov, 2012, 10:45 pm
LIFE
05 Nov, 2012, 10:45 pm
DIE!!!
06 Nov, 2012, 12:08 am
or....put them in bras!
07 Nov, 2012, 9:30 pm
so true u could squese the juice in some ones will.y
07 Nov, 2012, 9:30 pm
sorry can't spell
09 Nov, 2012, 10:27 am
lolrotf u r so funny :p
14 Nov, 2012, 1:37 pm
lol very funny
20 Nov, 2012, 3:55 pm
when life gives you lemons, squeeze themmin people eyes...AND take their walets :p
20 Nov, 2012, 5:07 pm
When life gives you lemons dont accept them --.--
21 Nov, 2012, 4:52 am
When life gives you lemons- throw them out and go make some frickin apple juice
30 Nov, 2012, 12:14 am
i saw a sign that said when life gives you lemons throw them at people you dont like
11 Dec, 2012, 4:20 am
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." "If live gives you melons, you're probably dislexic." LOL!
03 Jan, 2013, 6:48 am
that what i always say
06 Jan, 2013, 4:24 am
darn when I saw this I was gonna do cave johnson's lemon speech. whoever beat me to it lol
06 Jan, 2013, 4:25 am
oh had another idea when life gives you lemons stab those lemons and spray them in life's eyes.
09 Jan, 2013, 3:31 am
did u get this from the amazing world of gumball?
12 Jan, 2013, 8:24 pm
no. it doesn't go like that. its supposed to say ''when life gives you lemons, squeeze them back into lifes eyes''
13 Jan, 2013, 9:19 am
when life gives you lemmonade make lemons. then life will be all like, WHAAA?!
21 Jan, 2013, 1:53 pm
Ok! I will!
25 Jan, 2013, 3:49 pm
When life gives you Lemons, dont make Lemonade. Make Life! Take the Lemons BACK! Get Mad!! I wont your **** Lemons!! What Am i supposed to do with these?!
Prometheus was punished for giving the gift of Knowledge to Man.... :3
28 Jan, 2013, 6:48 am
When life gives you lemons, give them to Game Freak and they'll make a new Pokemon out of it.
04 Feb, 2013, 4:54 am
or beat life to death with the lemons.
04 Feb, 2013, 4:55 am
wait wut? (facepalm)
13 Feb, 2013, 9:18 pm
when life gives u lemons, suck the insides then throw them at ppl
16 Feb, 2013, 8:01 am
Make lemon cake
WITH CHOCO ICEING!
THEN GIVE IT TO PEOPLE!
choco? Choco Cat! ahhh hello kitty
20 Feb, 2013, 2:50 pm
and make bad lemonade
02 Mar, 2013, 10:54 am
lol (-.-)
08 Mar, 2013, 4:49 am
when life gives you lemons, yell the Portal 2 LEMONS rant
03 Apr, 2013, 10:52 am
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! MAKE FLAMMABLE LEMONS AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
02 Jun, 2013, 7:40 pm
yeah i would love to do that
09 Oct, 2013, 2:51 am
so this is wat somebody was refrencing for a month
22 Apr, 2022, 7:06 am
@Wind_waker
22 Apr, 2022, 7:06 am
YOU STOLE THIS XD
22 Apr, 2022, 2:54 pm
NOOOO! I promise I did not! Ask TB! I'll have to take mine down now though.
Bummer.
@Sky_Galaxy
24 Apr, 2022, 9:07 am
@Wind_Waker well this is old as hell so no one will fault you for this lol
24 Apr, 2022, 9:07 am
perhaps, if at all necesary, give credit here? idk tbh XD
24 Apr, 2022, 8:54 pm
Nah, I just deleted mine. Thanks anyway @Sky_Galaxy But I really did make mine up.
31 Mar, 2023, 5:14 pm
@_Coffee_ Here :3
31 Mar, 2023, 5:34 pm
@_Coffee_ For some reason, I can't put his actual name down :/
31 Mar, 2023, 6:17 pm
@_Coffee_ Yeea :/