myparents got me the um minecraft.vinegar dorito crisp and iCANT DUDE it BURNS oh jygod

i had to SMOTHER and i mean like HALF A BOTTLE of mayonnaise on some bread JUST SO I COULD EAT THEM

also is it bad i feel sad and rude,cause i dont like the crisp
but like i feel i hurt the crisps feelings or is that just normal