Jokes :3 ^^ by Rose-Lily

Heres just some jokes to put a smile on your face!:

What do you call a magic dog? a Labracadabrador!

Why cant fish play the piano? because you cant tuna fish!

How do you organize a space party? you planet!

why did the bicyclee fall over? because it was two tired!

Why dont skeletons fight? they dont have guts!

Why dont scientists trust atoms? because they make up everything!

if you want you can tell jokes in the comments too!

#jokes #funny #joke

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28 Jan, 2025, 9:37 pm
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Smore

28 Jan, 2025, 9:42 pm

why are pirates named pirates?because they arrrrrrrr

thats terrible

Smore

28 Jan, 2025, 9:43 pm

Are you an expert at cloning?because that makes the 2 of us. *face palm*

Orihime_

28 Jan, 2025, 9:52 pm

lol this made my day :D

Rose-Lily

28 Jan, 2025, 9:55 pm

@Smore Lol! i love the 1st one! XD

@--YUJI-- Im glad! ^^ :smile:

Smore

28 Jan, 2025, 9:56 pm

@Rose-Lily

Average dad jokes be like:

Rose-Lily

28 Jan, 2025, 9:59 pm

@Smore Lol XD.
What do birds put in there salad? Crow-tons!

Orihime_

28 Jan, 2025, 10:26 pm

Im glad your glad!!

-_SUN_-

28 Jan, 2025, 10:26 pm

what has 2 butts and ***** people?
an ašsassïn

-_SUN_-

28 Jan, 2025, 10:26 pm

ki//s

-PAVLOVA_COOKIE-

29 Jan, 2025, 12:58 am

What do you call a creepy book?
A sketchbook!

i made that one up myself!! :D

Rose-Lily

29 Jan, 2025, 1:57 am

Lol! XD

Smore

29 Jan, 2025, 9:13 pm

@Rose-Lily

Whenever I Drive My Car In Reverse I,Think...
This Takes Me Back.

OH THAT IS A TERRIBLE JOKE RIGHT THERE HUH--

Rose-Lily

30 Jan, 2025, 3:11 am

Lol!! :laughing:
@Smore
whats a Christmas trees favorite candy? Orda-mints!

scroopy5863

01 Mar, 2025, 11:56 am

why was the tomato blushinf

because he saw the saladto dressing

lol *wheze* hahaha *coughs violently*

_-BL0T-_

01 Mar, 2025, 1:12 pm

why did dandy start crying?
because pebble snached his wig in front of astro

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