When he started drinking, he would abuse me both physically and mentally by saying r4cist things towards both me and my grandma. It got so bad to the point the police came once. He didnt get arrested though and was let off with a warning. However, my grandma was getting sick of it. My grandma had a widow friend who owned a farm and needed help because her daughter moved out long ago and her husband d1ed. One day, when my dad was drunk, he insulted her and spat r4cist terms at her.

This made my grandma snap. She called her friend then ordered my dad to get in the batmobile. She then left me home alone which was fine by me while she drove him 2 hours away to her friends farm. When she got back, she told me that she sold my dad to ******* to teach him a lesson. I then yelled at her for doing something illegal and she said that if the cops didnt know, it wasnt illegal. She then proceded to hit the griddy and do a backflip while I called the cops on her horrible dancing.

When the cops arrived, I told them about her horrible dancing. The cops got annoyed I wasted a 911 call but before the could, I mentioned the fact that she sold my father to her friends farm. They immediately went inside to arrest her but before they could, she pulled out a nichirin sword and used Grandma Breathing 5th form. She kept using it until the FBI showed up. She was instantly arrested for sl4very, bad dancing, and assult to athority figure. Now the whole family is mad at me. AITA?

Oh gosh :disappointed: At least the bad dancing is gone :star:

But fr did you make this up? Cuz I snickerd so hard at the end :skull:

haha yes!

reddit stories are like this xD

@-Muis0nCrack- yeah

Nice lol, I could never-

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