um i inhaled some cyànide-less fries

@-skull- ah yes.. the cy*nide-less fries...

they had cy*nide in them. what did you expect.

I expected tiny, little, miniscule bombs inside each and every fry. Millions and millions of these little bombs that cover every single atom and molecule of the fry. I wanted these bombs, that, when they explode, they send streams of burning embers that dance around my throat like fireworks. So many bombs light off, that I eventually turn into a smoldering heap of ashes. Next, I wanted you to use my pile of ashes as seasoning for the next persons hamburger. The end.

@-skull- what in the-
WHY DID YOU TURN INTO A AUTHOR?? D:

um

im secretly tim from brainpop

@-skull- vine boom.sfx

After you use my ashes for seasoning for the next persons hamburger, Caseoh decides to order it at the food truck. As he eats, I decide to ressurect myself before I get digested so I slowly reappear as my normal self, all seasoning is gone. Caseoh is sad because he really wanted seasoning, so I offered to burn my other friend to ashes for him. He agreed, and I set off on my mission. First, I went to a Goodwill to buy a flamethrower. After, I texted my friend to meet up at a local McDonald's.

@-skull- im interested keep going keep talking :3

While we met at the McDonald's, I torched him, while saving their big mac in case Caseoh wanted it. I brought the big mac and my friends ashes back to the food truck to find Caseoh waiting patiently. I made sure to spread my friends ashes evenly among the burger to make sure that Caseoh gets the best experience. I handed the burger to Caseoh, making sure to take utmost caution to not drop it. He ate the burger, savoring my friends ashes, as I stood to the side, feeling accomplished today.

@-skull- yes, yes... anything else..?

End of story. Oh and Caseoh died from lung cancer, as he inhaled some of the ashes

@-skull- oh goodness gravy

I'm going on the website and copying this lol

ok i got it saved :sob:

@-skull- oh! D: