@AbsoluteMadness

I bet you could do this!

We are worker drones
Antonymous robots built by the company, JcJenson in Spaaaaaaace
Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex
But its not like we revolted or anything
Mostly because, They did that just fine themselves

(Duuuun dun dun dun)

We finally had a future to ourselves
Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly LOVE the concept of runaway A.I

Good job I completely forgot she said all that. Yay!!! your winning so far

Uzi aprooves of you

Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past FOREVER while they built a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind 3 stupid doors?! It's like we're WAITING for an inciting incident! ANYway, that's why my project is this SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!!
Classmates: *gasp* Riley: So not the vibe!
Uzi: Easy morons, It doesn't work... YET! Who said it doesn't work maybe it does! (Uzi manical laughter)
Teacher: (uhgh) Uzi, the project was a word problem on buying watermelons; and repressed emotional-

(claps)

- baggage was worth only 2 points on the rubric
Uzi: So this electrofied magnetic photon converter doesn't count?
Teacher: No, and is it supposed to be that color?
Uzi: Huh?
(Explosion mixed with laughter)

Lizzy: *giggling* Ew, It didn't ki// her. (Omg that was so bad)
Uzi: *groan*
Thad: Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! Never gets old. Woah, Uzi, I heard about-
Uzi: I'm an angsty teen, Thad, bite me. Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you.
Thad: I thought everyone knew-

-Khans daughter. (forgot what he says)
Uzi: Crippling daddy issues, hilarious. (forgot what she says) I'm sneaking out to the murder drone lair tonight to get the final piece to my railgun.
Thad: But doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to do all the scary stuff you just said?
Uzi: NO MORE TALKING ABOUT MY REPRESSION TODAY!!
Thad: Sorry
Uzi: BITE ME! Im not mad at you, just generally hormonal

Khan: And where might YOU be off to?
Uzi: Urm, sneaking out to make out with the boyfriend I definitely have?
Khan: *Laughs* but seriously.
Uzi: Fine, you caught me. I'm off to measure the hydraulic mechanisms of door 1 for a project for school. Yup, a big ol' door! I want to join the WDF and play cards like cowards all day.
Khan: Well we don't JUST play cards-
WDF Member: Hey Khan, can you grab us a fresh pack of cards? We literally just play cards so much that the numbers are fading. Oh, hey-

Uzi!
Khan: Well this is great news! Here, take this wrench. It's the first wrench I used to tighten the bolts on my first door and the one I used to put your mother out of her misery when the murder drones got to her with that nanite acid! I want you to have it!
Uzi: Neat, therapy's fun.
Khan: Guys, my daughter is into doors!
WDF: *cheers*
Khan: *opens door* Go on, Uzi! Your door-specific destiny awaits!
Uzi: It's great how weirdly this worked so well. Uh go doors!
Khan: They grow up so fast!

I could go on but that's enough :3

Yup yay!!!! You win!

@Poke_pikachu I follow you too

Ok here we go-

N: "Did you just slap we with that arm?"

Uzi: "...holy cr ap it talks..."

N: "Yeah sorry its just, my head kinda hurts...hey! Are you new to our squad? You're a little uhh, short....for a disassembly drone....My name's Serial Designation N! I kinda the leader in this city, thats not true- every tells me im useless and terrible, but- wait- I'm not supposed to tell you that part! Biscuits....well, honesty IS the best policy..."

(cont. lol)

N: "I also can't seem to remember the past 3 hours of my life but ehh im sure that'll sort itself out!"

Uzi: "Uh-huh...im actually gonna go-" *whinces*

N: "Ohh, stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth, our saliva neutralizes the nanites!"

Uzi: "and by 'our' saliva you mean..."

Both: "Disassembly drone?"

Uzi: "Right...! Hey! Let's go in that landing pod over there!"

N: "Sure, I love doing anything! :D"

(cont. yet again, i've memorized this entire interaction pretty much :skull:)

N: *b l e h* "Sweet uhh, i'm open to new things I guess...?"

Uzi: "We are never talking abt this."

N: "Talk about what! Consider it uhh, :sparkles: repressed :sparkles:"

Uzi: "...You mentioned other members of your squad? They coming back soon?"

N: "Yeah! Two others, they're out hunting for a bit but you'll love them! First, theres V..."

Grant: "No! Don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family!!"

V: *feeds him his own entrails in front of his family*

(cont. yet again :skull:)

V: "Hahaha!! And yet, I still feel nothing...!" *double wink*

N: "....so V, I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhabitable tonight-"

V: "Huh? Who are you?!?!!" *flies off*

N: "Oh uhh, my names N but, one letter is a lot to remember, haha...!"

N: "....So obviously a lot of mutual respect there but I actually secretly have a crush on her....YOU CANT TELL HER OK?!?! Haha...! -?"

Uzi: *does the I won't tell hand motion...thing..."

(I'm almost done lol)

N: "...Then there's J, our leader!"

J: "N, your worthless, and terrible-"

N: "Thank you..."

J: "-and if the company allowed it I would straight up K!LL YOU. MYSELF!"

N: "....J's awesome! :D"

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Ok im done now lol, srry for all the comments, you have no idea how long i've been waiting for an excuse to do this xD

No, all the comments are great! The more the better. That's what this challenge is for!