Omori shipping rant bc some of the ships are BASIC af

LISTEN I KNOW I CANT BE TALKING BUT

Not all of the cast have to be gay and dating each other !!!

well actually

they could all be gay

but not hero

he's the straightest man I know !!!!!

BUT THEY CANT ALL DATE EACH OTHER !!!!!!

I-i-i-i-i'm not homo phobic guyz :[

BUT DAYUMMM CANT WE HAVE SOME VERITY

take Cris for example
lonely silly background character that people don't see often but popular enough to have fanart

and shes of age !!!!! what more can you ask for

PLEASE I NEED NEW SHIPPING CONTENT THATS DIFFERENT THAN SUNFLOWER, SUNTAN, OR COTTONCANDY PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOUUUU
I BEG OF YOOOUUUUUUUU
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE IM BEGGING YOUU IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PLEASE CAN WE HAVE DIFFERENT SHIPS
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE GOOFY AHH SHIPS LIKE CRIS X KEL OR SOMETHING OMFGGG