P-P-PARDON????
[SO UM... MY FRIEND HAS BEEN CALLING ME RUSSEL LATELY....

HELP???? MY NAME ISNT RUSSEL ITS CROISSANT BUT LIKE.... HUHHHG???

look I dont like my name.. I COULDVE BEEN NAMED KNIVES THAT LIKE MINOR FROM SCOTT PILGRIM!!!!

but I'm so confused... on every platform I'm on I tell people to call me Russ or Russel... ITS NOT LIKE I DONT LIKE IT IM JUST SHOCKED....

-Kicks fluffy paws in the air-]

[Doctor experience..

they did some tests on me n crap.. to see if I had a cancerous tumo-

THEY DIAGNOSED ME WITH....
orthors

otho

...orthorostatic...

othrostatic hypertension........

ORTHOSTATIC HYPOTENCTION
its not bad I just cant get up to fast or I might pass out like a old woman...
and I cant be in hot/humid weather, can't be in lines ig??? (free Disneyland dash past, suck it tiktokers !!!), not hot showers 3:, and no tight clothing (corsets and junk, I've always wanted a corset :l)

W I guess... they also extracted blood from my body on my LEFT arm (dominant arm :3) so I couldn't post :3

we all good tho]