Our mom did some **** then ditched when I was born

Uzi: So what did your mom do?

Steven: She was a universal official who was ignored by her peers so she waged a whole war and hurt people both physically and emotionally.

Uzi: Sheesh. My mom was a lab test for a deadly universal computer virus and passed those genetics to me. Also she played a crucial part in destroying the planet.

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