it was all for his green boytoy alien /j

Guys I hate Dirkjake
*all the dirkjake shippers gasp*

I really dont like it [in canon]
Jake is annoying about it and Dirk is too self hateful to be in a relationship.
It didnt work out for a reason guys :sob:

Might also be self projecting on dirk so dont hold me to that

Also most of the relationships felt forced in Homestuck???
And the only decent ones, they **** up in the homestuck epilogue and hs^2.

drawing creepypastas now