@Delta_Doggo

Hes literally on my fcking pc background :sob:

@Delta_Doggo LMAO

And my steam(game app) pfp-

@Delta_Doggo :pensive:

Also i tried not to laugh bc my sister is eeping in the chair next to me-

And YOU KNOW that a$$ is boney as ***

f^ck

@Delta_Doggo BUT ZAYUM

can confirm with andy
not sans-

Now i kinda wanna draw him even tho im working on the moider time trio rn-

@LemonadeSundae LOL

@Delta_Doggo BITES YOU
SAND

@Delta_Doggo JAJAJA IM SO EXCITED CUZ I LOVE YOUR ART IDC WHAT U POST ITS ALL AMAZING

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan :sans e e e e e scream of pain:

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan EXCUSE ME HOW

@Delta_Doggo ererrerererer

@Delta_Doggo FYM HOW :sob: ITS SO GOOD

:edginess intensifies: Oh, we're gonna have a GREAT time! :smiling_imp:

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan I'm edgy asf :smiley:

@Delta_Doggo WOOAAAAAAAH-

shakes you
im hypersxual you can NOT say tht around me- o//o

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan WHAT CANT I SAY AROUND YOU

I DONT UNDERSTAND

Tho i am too i read smut-

WHO SAID THAT?????

@Delta_Doggo AA SORRY IT WAS A JOKE

WOAAAHHH BUDDY

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan ohhh the, "We're gonna have a GREAT time :smiling_imp: " thing iiiii get itt :D

eereerreeerrerrerrrererererererrrrreerererere

@Delta_Doggo you can say it around me, it just takes me by suprise.

HOLY SHT SANS-

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan heya kiddo :errereereeerereeerereerererreerreereer:

@Delta_Doggo goat stimming :pensive:
belloo

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan :falls on back: errereereereerreereereererreere :lowercase screaming:

@Delta_Doggo LMFAOOOO
oh god o_o
*pushes sans up*
JEEZ YOUR HEAVY-

:boney azz middle finger: ererreerreereereeee ****

s t f u

@Delta_Doggo SOBBING RN LMFAOOOO

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan 'tibia' honest i have no idea why yer sobbing. stap it kid. ( :smiley: )

@Delta_Doggo im laughing LMAO

:panicked, sans picks up andy and just fcking yeets him: bye, kid.

@Delta_Doggo i am in total shock right now.

BWFT-
HAH

:and then papyrus just comes up and goes, "BROTHER, WAS THAT A FLYING CHILD???":

@Delta_Doggo LMFAOOOO HELPP MYSTOMSCH HURTS FROM LAUGHING

nah bro. i don't think they fly this time of year. (HELP I FEEL SO CLEVER FOR SOME REASON)

@Delta_Doggo (BWAHA SANS WOULD LITERALLY SAY THIS)
OH, OKAY! MAYBE THEY ALREADY MIGRATED!

welp, i'm going home. (and then andy makes a comeback and just punches him i'd imagine like- also my brain iz fried :smiley: )

@Delta_Doggo (LOL why's that?)
WHAT?! DID YOU EVEN FINISH RECALIBRATING YOUR-
*Andy teleports in*
Erm!! You just hit a prince!! Stupid b**** :blush:
*punches sans in the skull and the taco bell **** sfx plys*

:teleports awae-: i ain't afriad to kick a child. :kicks andy away ereereerreereeer: (idk its alwayz fried)

@Delta_Doggo (fair :pensive:)
ow ;-;

(Mweheheh) :walks away: bye, kid.

@Delta_Doggo (:sob:) *immediately turns into dust*

(im voice acting this as i go and i gave andy my halfazz russian voice :D)

(WOAHGHHI DIDNT MEN TO **** HIM WHAT)

:teleporrs to frisk: kid, ya gotta reset tori's gonna k1ll me!!!!!! (welp sans fcked up :smiley: )

@Delta_Doggo (LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO)

* Resets

HELP IM NOT RUSSIAN

ITS FUNNY THO

@Delta_Doggo LMFAOOO

:teleports into the ruins to see if andy's alive: ohhhh my god i thought i f5cked up ok you're fine-

@Delta_Doggo *Andy stares at Sans.*
YOU KICKED ME!!

wait how do you remember- and i didnt kick you that hard!!!

@Delta_Doggo I'm fragile! And I remember RESETS. I can OVERWRITE.

whhat the hell is overwrite- :footsteps hath been heard bc idk i like starting sh-:

(my sister really doesnt care that im just laughing so fricken hard over here-)

@Delta_Doggo
It's whe-.. What was that..??
(BRO HELP WHAT IF ITS TORIEL)

(it is :smiling_imp: ) who is that...? :more footsteps hrrrr: "My child? Are you there?"

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy panics*
"Sans, go hide somewhere!!"

there's literally nowhere to hide!!! :sans panik sans panik: :runs behind a pillar: "My child, who is that?" (HEHEHEHEHEHEHE)

@Delta_Doggo (AA)
Mother!! Hi! I-It was just a Froggit, don't worry!

(reeeeeee) "But, my child, i see a blue jacket peeking from behind that pillar!" :sans worry noises: ...er........

@Delta_Doggo (his fatąss gave it away :pensive:)
*blocks the view to the pillar*
It's just one of my sweaters I left out here!! Don't worry!

"Andy, sweaters don't move on their own, correct?" :sans is somehow forgetting he can just teleport away :sob: :

@Delta_Doggo
*hesitates, then looks back*
N-No! Um!
*attempts to block the pillar by looking casual, then gets an idea. Andy whispers to Sans.*
teleport somewhere, I got this.
*Andy uses telekenisis to get a sweater from his room and slowly put it behind the pillar while distracting Toriel.*
Pfftt- No, that's just silly! You know what else is silly? One of your wonderful jokes!! heh- heh..?? Why don't you tell one!!

yeah it's kinda hard to teleport when i'm this nervous, kid... (sorry im following my headcannon- that sans cant focus his magic to tp if he's super nervous, although i feel like im kinda pushing it- with the whole toriel thing-)

@Delta_Doggo (nah, it's fine!)
for pie's sake- fine. hold on.
*pulls out his sweater from the pillar*
See? Just a sweater!

"oh, yes! well, what did the police officer say to the tired robber?" (sorry this is a bad joke i couldn come up w anythin good that fast-)

@Delta_Doggo
What..?

(its fine!)

"He put him, under 'a-rest!" :sans snorted lmao:

*Andy laughed genuinely, but stepped on Sans's foot to shut him up*
PFFT- Good one!

erreerrerrrerrrerere- :lowercase scream of pain: :pain does not shut someone up-:

"My child, what was that?" :toriel took a step forward :3 :

@Delta_Doggo (i know, i just wanted to step on his foot :D)
*Andy laughs louder so Toriel doesn't hear Sans*

"Andy Dreemurr if you are lying to me i swear-" :sans cries in silence" my footh- :he SOMEHOW bit his tongue after da screem:

O-Of course I'm not, Mother!! I-I swear!!

@Delta_Doggo

"Then why did i hear a noise from back there, like a voice!" :sans is getting tired of this lmao:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy hesitates*
Um..

"Andy, fess up now, or no pie tonight!" :toriel puts her hands on her hips:

:sans is just crouched behind the pillar wishing he had a bottle of ketchup to calm him so he could teleport.:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy gets serious. Pie is basically what he lives for. Then he thinks of something. He'll make a distraction! Andy whispers quickly to Sans*
i'm gonna make a distraction, then you run for it. got it?

eyyup. :sans nods: "So, Andy, tell me the truth. Is there someone behind that pillar?" (i really like causing shi don't i?)

@Delta_Doggo (absolutely)
*Andy screams as loud as he can*
OH MY GOSH MOM RUN!!!!! NOW, IN THE HOUSE, HURRY!!! I JUST SAW SOMETHING REALLY REALLY SCARY AND POISONUS!!

:sans bolts for the ruins bc we were in the flower area where frisk fell: "My child! Who is that!" ereereereererererererererr :lowercase screaming:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy blocks her vision by pushing her*
THE UHHH!!! BIG SCARY THING!!

"That is a small monster Andy!" :Toriel pushes da boi away and runs after sans: (SORRY TORI YOU DO AS I SAY SO YOU CHASE MWEHEHEHE)

@Delta_Doggo
*immediantly falls down cuz he's tiny*
NONO WAIT MOM!!
UH-
OWW HELP MEEE!

:tori picks him up and carries him while chasing sans: "Come back here!" uh nope-

*Andy struggles*
EH-

:sans trips on a stick: :crack sfx: "My goodness! Are you alright?" :she sets Andy down: ...peachy. :sans grumbles:

@Delta_Doggo *Andy just sits on the ground*
Well that went well. Good going, bonehead..

kid, shush. :sans glares at andy: great plan, by the way. :toriel kneels down to help sans up: "Are you alright? Do you need first aid?" :sans takes her hand and stands up: i'm fine. :sans grumbles: (i'm really gettin jiggy with this rp uwu)

@Delta_Doggo (REAL)
*Andy pouts*
I tried..!

:his eyesockets go out while he glares daggers at Andy: "Hello? Are you alright, sir?" :Sans snaps out of it and looks up at toriel: (i feel like i'm controlling most of this rp :sob:)

@Delta_Doggo (im just bad at socialising!!!)
*Andy felt his sins crawling on his back.*
yeesh.. Hey, Mom? I think he's alright.
*Andy stands up*

"Andy, why did you hide this man? Explain yourself!" :sans snorted: i guess you're in trouble, huh kid? :the lights returned to his eyes: (you can add anything you want, dont be afraid! ^^)

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan :sob:

@DELTA_DOG HELPIMTYPINGONATV

@DELTA_DOGGO

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan TV

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan IM HERE IM HERE

@Delta_Doggo I GOT MY SWITCH TAKEN

:sob:

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan WHY THOO

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan ARENTCHU A GOOD BOI :sob:

YESSSS

@Delta_Doggo They're just rude :,<

*Andy glared at Sans*
I didn't want you to ask why he was here.
@Delta_Doggo

@Delta_Doggo YEAAAA IM BACK ON SWITCHHH

@Delta_Doggo did bro die :sob:

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan yepperz :sob:

@Delta_Doggo OMG HIII

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan are we continuing or smth also HIIIIIIIIIII :nerd:

@Delta_Doggo sure!

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan YAYAAYAYZ^ASSYSYAYYAYAYSSYYSYSSYSYYSYSR&REID&DDD&KU<F>

@Delta_Doggo ^^

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan (i'll continue ^^) :sans glared back at andy, while toriel looked at the both of them with confusion:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy sighs*
At least I didn't kick you.

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan i'm sorry! :lowercase sans yell: :toriel is filled with confusion: "Huh...?"

@Delta_Doggo *Andy looks at Toriel*
Nothing, Mom, it's fine.
*Andy looks at Sans, calmer*
It's fine.

yup. :sans stops staring at andy and looks over to toriel: sorry, miss. (could u do toriel for a bit im not good at her :sob:)

@Delta_Doggo
(ofc!)
"It is alright. Just quite confused."

:sans smiles widely at toriel and reaches his hand out for her to shake, he'll save the pranks for later tho: nice to meet ya, miss. i'm sans. sans the skeleton.

@Delta_Doggo
"It is a pleasure to meet you, Sans. I am Toriel, caretaker of the Ruins, alongside Andy."
*Toriel shakes his hand*

*Andy gives a thumbsup*

@Delta_Doggo help this rp is so silly :sob:

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan sillililyiliykoilylylj.h

@Delta_Doggo :skull:

ah, your name is toriel? mind if i call ya tori, then? :sans chuckled: (srry if i'm slow, i'm watching pixar movies with my dad while my mom and sisters are out)

@Delta_Doggo (it's fine :D im drawin anyways lol)
*Toriel smiles.* "I suppose so."
*Andy rolls his eyes*

say, i recognize your voice. do i know you from somewhere? :sans said, trying to sound sincere.:

(yreee)

@Delta_Doggo (tryna think of what to say cuz idk if i should follow like, my au story but also dont wanna- jeez im an overthinker)

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan (go with whatever youre comfortable with! :3)

@Delta_Doggo (AaaA OK SORRY, LORE EXPLAINATION: andy looks for fallen humans instead of tori, and tells jokes instead oftori aah)
Are you talking about the Ruins door? I thought you sounded farmilliar.
*Toriel just kinda stands confused.*

:sans kinda grovels in his jacket: yup. (hehehe!)

@Delta_Doggo (rehehehe)
That was me! The jokes!
*Toriel had questions, but was happy Andy was excited, so did not intervene.*

eh, yep. that was me behind the door. :sans combed his skull OvO:

(lAUGHING SO HARD)

@Delta_Doggo
Wow- WAIT- Is that a comb?!
*Toriel laughs*

why, yes, it is. :sans says in a smug tone: (breeeeeee)

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy looks at Toriel, who shrugs. Andy then laughs.*
Okay then.

hehe, guess i really tickled yer funny 'bone' eh? i must be pretty 'humerus' then. :sans laugh uwuwuwu:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy and Toriel both howl with laugher*
"You should have brought this gentleman here sooner!"
I know, I was a 'bonehead' not to.

pfft- :sans laughs uncontrollably: 'tibia' honest i pff- can't get enough of these 'punny' jokes- (ok now this ones just pitiful like- those are awful- i suck at making jokes-)

@Delta_Doggo (i do too, dw! he would def say this lmao)
Do you- hEH- Do you think you have the 'backbone' for more jokes?
*Toriel has to cover her mouth she's laughing so much*

pfffff- hahah- n-no i don't think i have t-the 'spine' for any more- :sans slaps his bony azz knee, howling with laughter: (hehe)

(imdying help :sob:)

@Delta_Doggo
I don't think i can hear ay more either, it might- haH- it might rattle my 'bones'.
*Andy laughs so hard he falls*

:sans falls as well, rolling on the ground with laughter.: t-that was a real, 'r-rib-tickler' pfffhahah- (Honestly undertale has broken my sense of humor :D)

@Delta_Doggo (SAME XD)
*Toriel shakes her head, laughing. Andy was out-punned.*

:sans lifted himself off the ground and offered a hand to Andy: y-ya alright kid?

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy takes his hand, and stands.*
Y-Yeah, heh. You okay?

yup. :sans gives andy an apologetic smile.: sorry fer makin trouble, kid.

(:smiley:)

@Delta_Doggo (rizz :pensive:/J SLASH J-)
It's alright, I had a good laugh.
*Andy smiled.*
*Toriel gently dismissed the idea of trouble with her hand*
"No no, this was wonderful. Stop by any time, truely."

my brother's probably worried about me anyways, so i'll be out of your hair soon. :sans smiled at toriel:

@Delta_Doggo
*Toriel smiled back.*
"It was a pleasure to meet you.*
Same here.

uh huh. :sans stared at andy for a second then ruffled the fur on his head like hair: see ya later, kid.

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy smiled, laughing*
See you.

seeya, tori. :sans winked at toriel, then teleported back to snowdin.:

@Delta_Doggo
*Papyrus was standing with his arms crossed, and foot tapping in the snow. He spots Sans.*
SANS! WHERE WERE YOU?

eh, meetin' a friend. how about you, paps? :sans shrugs:

@Delta_Doggo
OH, UH, HERE!
*Papyrus gives him a Cinnamon Bunny.*
SINCE, YOU KNOW, YOU FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST TODAY.

ah, thanks for looking out for me, bro. :sans takes a bite of the cinnamon bunny.:

@Delta_Doggo
I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS AFTER ALL!! PLUS, I JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR WELL-BEING.
*Papyrus smiles.*
HOW IS IT?

it's good. :sans looks up at papy and smiles, then takes another bite.:

@Delta_Doggo
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT! NYEH HEH HEH!!

well, y'know, to me things taste better when it's something you gave me. :sans shrugs and takes anothe bite.: or maybe it just feels that way. either way, thanks bro.

@Delta_Doggo
*Papyrus feels touched. He hugs Sans*
WELL THANK YOU, BROTHER.

yep. :sans hugs him back:

(awwwww thats cute :sob:)

@Delta_Doggo (***** :sob:)

@Delta_Doggo (HELP IT CENSORED IK)

:sans finishes the cinnamon bunny and continues walking along with paps: (honestly this is hella weird for me because i usually start sh1t)

@Delta_Doggo (LMAO)
SO! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? I KNOW I USUALLY LEAD THE WAY, BUT I DECIDED MAYBE IT WOULD BE NICE TO ASK YOU!

hm... lemme think... (can i drag andy into this)

@Delta_Doggo (HECK YEA!)

well, i made a friend today. you wanna meet im? :sans looked up at papyrus:

*Papyrus gasps*
A FRIEND??! WHY OF COURSE, I WOULD BE GLAD TO!!

@Delta_Doggo (how did i forget the tag :skull:)

alright bro. i'll go get im. :teleports away, grabs andy, teleports back with him: here ya go bro

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy looks around*
What the-
HELLO!!
AGH-
*Andy stumbles back*

:sans makes sure the shorty doesn't fall: ya good, kid?

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy nods.*
Th- TALL.

yep, he is. papyrus, this is andy, andy, this is my bro papyrus. :sans pushes andy forward.:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy nervously looks up.*
HELLO, ANDY!
H-, uh, hi.
*Papyrus sticks out a hand for Andy to shake. Andy takes it.*
Nice to meet you.
YOU AS WELL! HEY SANS, ANDY SORT OF LOOKS LIKE THE KING, DON'T YOU THINK?

uhhhh... yeah, bro.... :sans nervously hides in his hoodie:

@Delta_Doggo
WHAT A COOL COINCIDENCE!!
Yeah, very.. Uh, anyways.. Um.. You like jokes?
*Papyrus groans.*

:whispering to andy: he does, he just hates mine :smol snicker:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy laughs silently*
Hey Sans, do you have any good jokes? I'm sure Papyrus LOOOOVES your jokes!
*Papyrus sighs*
I DO NO-

sure, kid. tibia honest, he loves my jokes a skele-ton. :sans chuckles:

*Andy snorts*
SAAANSS!!! I DO /NOT/!! YOU KNOW THIS!

@Delta_Doggo (forgot tag :pensive:)

s-sorry bro, i tend to think my jokes are pretty 'hip' and 'punny'. :he laughs more:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy holds his stomach from laughter*
I CaN'T-
SANS! I SWEAR, ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE!!

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan but ain't two skulls b-better :snort: than one?

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy practically wheezes*
SAAAAAANS!!!!
Papyrus, I can't- HEH- I can't believe that rattled your bones!
OH NO- NOT YOU TOO!! YOU HAVE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND MY BROTHER.
*Papyrus pinches the bridge of his nose*

no need to be so 'cold' bro- there's 'snow' problem with liking puns- :sans's body shakes from laughter an sh:

@Delta_Doggo
bWAHA-
OH MY GOD!! SANS, NO MORE! OR NO GRILLBY'S FOR A WEEK!

damn okay- :sans stops:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy looks at Sans.*
Hey, what's Grillby's?

kid, you don't know what grillby's is? :sans puts his hand on andy's shoulder: i'll take ya in a bit, alright?

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy nods*
Alright then.
FOR NOW, WHY DON'T WE SHOW YOU AROUND? YOU HAVEN'T EVER BEEN TO SNOWDIN BEFORE, RIGHT?
Nope.
THEN WE /HAVE/ TO SHOW YOU AROUND! SNOWDIN IS WONDERFUL!

yup. :sans nodded.: where do ya think we should take im forst?

@Delta_Doggo HMM... MAYBE THE LIBRARY!
*Andy gasps*
You guys have a library?!

the library's great, but i was thinking we could get something to eat and hit up grillby's first since the kid's never been, but what does he think? :sans looked at andy:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy nods.*
That'd be great!
*Papyrus looks at Sans*
AM I REQUIRED TO GO IN THAT GREASE HOLE?

no, you can wait outside. maybe do one of your junior jumbles or whatever you do.

@Delta_Doggo
*Papyrus nods*
YES, THAT'D BE FINE!

alright. :sans leads andy to grillby's:

@Delta_Doggo
*When they arrive, Andy looks at the building.*
I've never actually been to a restaurant before.

ah, don't worry. grillby is a nice guy. plus, new experiences are fun, right kid?

:sans pats andy on the back:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy didn't answer. The last time something new happened, two of his siblings died. Instead he just shrugged.*
I'm sure it'll be fine.

that's the spirit! :sans led andy in, and led him to a barstool as he sat on the one besides it:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy had to practically climb on the stool, but eventually sat.*

:the tall fire monster walked up to sans and andy.: heya grillbz. two burgers if ya wouldn't mind. put it on my tab. :grillby grumbled at that last part, but went to the back to get the bOrGeRz:

@Delta_Doggo (BoRgOrZ)
*Andy looks at Sans*
Thanks for paying for it.

nah, it's no prob. you're here because of me anyways. :sans smiled at andy:

ah, looks like the cavalry is here. :grillby comes by with two burgers and sets them down. he glares at sans for a moment, but sans just winks.:

*Andy smiled back.*
Y'know, it's pretty nice having someone to talk to. Besides my Mom. I don't really have anyone else but her, so, thank you. It means a lot.

@Delta_Doggo
Huh. I've never had this.
*Andy picks up the burger and takes a bite.*
..
Holy ****.

good, right? :sans smiles at him again, and takes a bite of his own burger:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy practically demolishes it.*

damn kid, didn't know you had that much of an appetite.

:sans stares at andy, his eyesockets wide.:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy fidgets with his necklace, embarrassed he ate that fast.*
Sorry, I've just been eating the same thing for decades, I was happy to get something new.

eh, i get it, kid. that's how i feel when paps forces me to stay away from here all week. :sans chuckles, and quickly finishes up his burger: ready to head out?

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy smiles.*
Yeah.

:sans leads andy out of grillby's, and greets papyrus at the door: hey, bro.

@Delta_Doggo
HELLO SANS AND ANDY! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, I HAPPENED TO FINISH MY JUNIOR JUMBLE NOT TOO LONG AGO!!
Oh, Junior Jumble? Can I see?
WHY OF COURSE!!
*Papyrus hands Andy the Jumble. It was a page for kids. Andy handed it back.*
Very impressive!
WHY THANK YOU!!
*Andy whispered to Sans.*
He does Jumbles for kids?

:sans whispers back: i keep telling him crossword is better, but he won't try it.

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy laughs*
IF YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW CROSSWORD IS BETTER, I DISAGREE!! JUMBLE IS MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED!!
*Andy plays along*
Yeah, Jumble is waaaaay better.

you haven't even tried it, bro. :sans stared up at papyrus:

@Delta_Doggo
*Papyrus thinks*
I DON'T HAVE TO! I ALREADY KNOW IT'S BETTER!!
*Andy shrugs, whispering to Sans*
I don't think he's gonna try it anytime soon.

:sans whispers: yup. classic paps. :he stops: aaaanyways whatcha wanna do next (tbh this is one of the most normal rps ive done)

@Delta_Doggo (same :sob:)
Well, there's always that library.
OUR HOUSE IS ALSO NEXT TO THE LIBRARY, SO PERHAPS WE COULD SHOW YOU ANOTHER THING AS WELL!
*Andy looks at Sans.*
Is that alright with you?

yup. whatever ya wanna do, kid. :sans smiled at andy brightly:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy smiles. His tail wags in excitement.*
We can go now?

yup. :sans leads andy to the librarby, and opens the door for him.:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy practically runs inside, looking at all the books on the shelves.*
*Papyrus looks at Sans*
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO EXCITED ABOUT A LIBRARY BEFORE!

you should've seen me when i was about 5-6. crazy about libraries. :sans pointed out to papy.: (i'm making a wild guess that sans was like me when he was smol and started reading at 3 like me :>)

@Delta_Doggo (:D)
*Papyrus smiles.*
THAT'S NICE.
*Pretty soon, Andy rushed back to the skelebros.*
I skimmed most of the books.
ALREADY?!
I read fast!

(omg sameee) damn, he really is just like little me. :sans chuckled slightly:

@Delta_Doggo (i read like a maniac oml :pensive:)
*Andy smiles.*
OH GOSH, NOT ANOTHER ONE!! I CAN BARELY HANDLE ONE!!

you act like you're the older sibling even though it's me, paps. :sans looked up at paps:

@Delta_Doggo
YEAH YEAH.
*Andy messes with his locket.*
So, what does you guys's house look like?

why don't we show you? :sans ruffles the fur on the top of andy's head: goober (yes i just called you a goober. sue me.)

@Delta_Doggo (:DDD)
*Andy's tail wags*
Yeah, sure!
*They all walk outside, the house just a few feet away.*

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan :sans leads andy to their house, papyrus following behind. they reach the house, and sans welcomes andy in.: welcome to our humble abode. (i really wanna add other characters like blueberry or fell :sob:)

@Delta_Doggo (It's alright, you can!)
*Andy looks around*
Woah. Nice house.
IT'S NOTHING REALLY!

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan (can i add the evil azz goober i made? :0) yup. :sans walks over to the couch and sits down on it, patting the cushions beside him: care to sit with me?

@Delta_Doggo (Ofc!)
*Andy nods*
Sure!
*Andy sits down, while Papyrus walks up the stairs.*
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM IF YOU NEED ME!!

alright, bro. :sans grabs the remote and two controllers: wanna play something on the litch? (offbrand nintendo switch- also im planning smth >:3)

@Delta_Doggo (LITCH- IM LAUGHING MY AS.S OFF- OOooo :O)
Heck yeah!
*Andy gets one of the controllers.*

sans turns the tv on, and the screen turns on. there seems to be a black skeleton dressed in blue running from a regular skeleton with a bone for a weapon that was wearing a vest and black n whit sweatpants.: what the hell- (RECOGNIZE ANYTHING? >;})

@AndyIsAnUndertaleFan (mintenbo litch)

@Delta_Doggo (HOLY SH#T LOVETALE SANS REFERENCE?!!)
Huh..

:the one in the vest turned his head to sans and andy, revealing a huge injury, looking to have destroyed his eyesocket. but the light was still shining in his broken eye. he tilted his head in curiosity, staring at the duo on the couch.: who the fu- heck- is that...?

(and error sans refrence)

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy puts the controller down*
OKAY, I-I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.

this wasn't the game that was in the machine... :sans grabbed andy as he saw the skeleton jump through the tv, getting both of them out of the way: what the hell...

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy screams*
HOLY ****!! ARE YOU OKAY?!

yes, i am... but it seems our friend here doesn't mean well. "Heh..." :sans protected andy and checked the skeleton, seeing that his name was literally 'Love' and his LV was up to LV 16.: "Why, hello there!" :The skeleton spoke, his voice sounded like sans but more flirty sounding and higher pitched.: ....er...

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy felt uneasy around this skeleton, and decided to hide behind Sans.*

"Aww, what's wrong? S c a r e d?" :the skeleton chuckled, seemingly amused by andy's fear.: may i ask who you are and how the hell you came through my tv? :sans continued protecting Andy:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy cries from fear.*
Look, we don't really want anything bad..

"You don't? Who said anything about you? What about me? I'm offended! You don't care at all what little old me wants... Daww..." :Love took a few steps forward, sans pulled out a gaster blaster, threatening to blast him if he comes closer.: "Ohhh splendid!" :Love clapped his hands together and jumped up and down in excitement.: "I didn't expect you to have any power, but it seems i was wrong! You may put up a fight!" :he beamed:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy stepped from behind Sans, gathering up courage. He took two warhammers out.*
He's not the only one who can put up a fight. I don't know where you came from and why, but you better not cause any BULLSHİT.

:Love smiled even wider: "Oh, yay! More people to fight! It's so much more fun if they fight, y'know?" :Love pulled out two sharpened bones.: "Ah, too bad that human escaped. Would've loved fighting them" :Love's smile faltered slightly.: "Oh, well." :Love lunged at Andy, readdy to stab him.:

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy screamed, sheilding his face with his warhammers. He kicked Love.*

(I feel kinda bad for unleashing him upon you, he's pretty much insane.) :Love landed on the ground, and turned to the small skeleton to the side. Sans readied his gaster blaster, and prepared to hit love. Love did a wall jump onto the blaster, which was admittedly cool, and sabbed the blaster, making it poof away.: damn... i have unlimited blasters but it's gonna be hard to hit him if he jumps around like that and stabs them... :sans said to andy: (i've overpowered my bby boy)

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy sighs.*
Hold on.
*Andy throws an axe at Love, then throws fire at him.*

:the axe ends up hitting love on the head, but he dodges the fire: (17 dmg to love from the axe) :he pulls the axe out of his head and throws it back at andy, his smile widening as blood drips out of the wound onto his face.) damn... this guys crazy. (im not going too far right???)

@Delta_Doggo (ofc not! ^^)
*Andy catches the axe, dropping it to the ground, then teleports behind Love, stabbing him in the back, then kicks him*

:love gasps, but his smile just widened. he licked the blood dripping down his face, and lunged at andy again, this time almost hitting him, but a bone stopped him from reaching andy.: get his back! :sans summoned two gaster blasters and positioned them infront of love: (love hp: 95
/129)

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy teleports behind Love, stabbing a huge knife into his back, while also lighting him on fire*

(zamn i was jus gonna have error capture him or smth if he almos ****** u you didnt have to set im on fire- :sob:) :Love smiles even wider, and he starts running at andy again, stabbing him and dealing 6 damage. love's health goes up slightly.: "HehehehHEHAHAHAHAHAH...!!!!" :Love does an impeccable wall jump and and tries to hit sans, but sans dodges.:

@Delta_Doggo (IM SO SORRYYY)
*Andy coughs up a purple liquid. He only had 31 HP.*
*Andy throws a dagger at Love, who dodges it.*

(im nawt mad :D) :love starts walking over to sans and andy, but a trio of skeletons come out of the tv and one pounces on him while the other two take battle stances: (the trio of protectoon an sh idfk they cute)

@Delta_Doggo
*Andy looks at Sans*
Who the hell are these guys?

:sans shrugs: i'm just as clueless as you. wait- why do thay all look like me??? (you wanna play any of em? ink? blue? dream?)

@Delta_Doggo (i'll play as ink and blue :3)
*Andy pauses.*
Alternative timelines.
*Ink and Blue hold Love down.*

(well then blue just pounced on the psycho) :sans watched the scene with uncertainty as the trio attacked Love: ...i had a theory about that. didn't think it was true but i guess... i'm looking at a ton of mes? even that guy i guess?

*Andy sighed*
Yeah. It's really odd.
*Once Ink was sure Love was gonna stay down, he went over to greet Sans and Andy.*
Ink: Sorry about all the commotion.. He escaped from his AU.

@Delta_Doggo

:sans grimaced at love as he squirmed: why even let him roam his au if he acts like this though... and my house is destroyed... wait, how did papyrus not hear any of this???

@Delta_Doggo (mews shhh, papyrus doesnt need to knoww)
Ink: We used some magic, he's asleep.

@Delta_Doggo
Ink: We can't really intervene with AUs unless they cross into others.

then why are we awake...? :sans just stared at ink doing hand gestures as he speak: (hrrrrrr)

@Delta_Doggo
*Ink sighs*
Ink: We didn't have enough time.

wait i think he would've ****** us in our sleep- :sans stares at love: (i love how andy is just silent)

@Delta_Doggo (HES SHAKIN :sob:)
Well, can you just get him out of here??
Ink: We could try?

i feel like he's me, but just- rabid. :sans said, deadpan: (in the groovy way?)

@Delta_Doggo
Ink: AUs contain all sorts of Sanses. Heck, there are even different Papyruses, etc.

where's his papy? :sans looked at ink: (hes taking care of mk juniper and frisk :thumbsup:)

(k!) @Delta_Doggo
Ink: Taking care of Frisk and someone in that AU named Juniper.

i ment you have a fat as-s

:skull: