We start with 20gp each apparently :frowning: so
b: i buy a cheap beer (2gp) and sing a song, being the musician/bard :tropical_drink: :beer:
remaining: 18gp :frowning:

:musical_score: *Song about adventuring*
:musical_score: *Drinking my beer musically*

Boxy: I'm gonna talk to the bartender, i have heard he knows almost anything

@Boxy-0U0
the bartender is a human who seems to be in his mid twenties. "Hello there. Can I get you anything?" He asks, turning around from stacking freshly-cleaned cups to face you.

Boxy: i heard that you know a curtain legend, about a hidden treasure in a mountain. Tell me what you know, and i'll make it worth you're while. (Pulls out a bag filled with gold)

@Boxy-0U0
"Top tip: don't. The treasure you're talking about is in Mt Odinson and the whole mountain *range* is infested with monsters. No one who's looked for it ever came back how they left..." The bartender says, looking worried.

Bardstract thought: well, we're quite the experienced group, so I think we'd be relitively fine.
*is level 1 (Has 12 health)*
I'm rolling for deception IRL

I rolled a 15

@DementedOreos
The bartender gets a 17.
He is not convinced.

persuasion roll

i got a 10 :sob:

Fr!ck That definitely doesn't work

@DementedOreos
not high enough

Fieck

I roll for charming
14 + proficiency bonus

@DementedOreos
he got a 19. you fail.

gotta go

this guys invincible! :sob:

bath time for me so bye

ROBS ALL THE ROOT BEER FROM THE BAR

@Boxy-0U0 did you see the bartender's response?

@drawing_-gentlemen
roll a d20 for strength

Boxy: ok, thanks for the information (Gives 2 giant bags full of gold to the Bartender) Hope this expands your business

@Boxy-0U0
"Anything else?" He asks, still a little shocked at the amountof money.

Boxy: umm, some apple juice please, i don't drink

@Boxy-0U0
"Here you go." He says.
You have obtained 1 apple juice.

I buy supplies:
shortsword + round sheild for @Boxy-0U0
gauntlets + armor for @drawing_-gentlemen
flute + pocketknife + rope + acid for me

Also
bombs for each of us (1 per)
Jpeg of a sandwich
torches (3)
BACKPACK
beer (lots)
fart in a jar

I tried conjuring money but rolled a 6

however I got a 19 on performance so I do a dance
no actual reason

Boxy: why did you give me a picture of a sandwich?

@DeerShroomy
Biggy-Wiz: GIVE ME ONE OF EVERYTHING ON THE MENU!!! if you do so, then i shall grant you snail with birthday hat on! no free of charge!

@Helkter
The bartender shakes his head. "Due to the risks of alcohol poisoning, I can't do that. You can get a few things, or one of all the soft drinks."

@Boxy-0U0
You can talk to the reading guy or soldier for info

@superstar-daycare u there?

@Boxy-0U0 i bought MYSELF a pic of a samich

I go to the retired soldier:
BT: Hey, you look like an experienced person. Would you happen to know the way to Mount Odinson? My friends and I could use an adventure, and we just so happened to hear about this place.

@DementedOreos
She looks up at you. "Lookin for the treasure, are ya? It's just due north of this here town. Wouldn't recommend it though. Strange things live there. Stranger things still happen to those who fail."

*Looks north*
oh is that a demogorgon-

i am /j

BT: We best get going, mostly because my friends are trying to get way too friggin' wasted. Thanks for the directions!

@Boxy-0U0 @drawing_-gentlemen @Helkter @superstar-daycare
Please respond!

Boxy: ok. (Boxy walks up to the soldier)

Boxy: do you know what this picture means? (Pulls out the JPEG Of the sandwich)

@Boxy-0U0
She looks at the picture. "Looks like a sandwich. Picture's to *grain*y to tell what kind though. Heheh." She chuckles.

Boxy: uhh, ok

@Boxy-0U0
"Is that all you wanted to know?" She asks.

@DeerShroomy
Biggy-Wiz: GIVE ME ONE OF EVERYTHING ON THE MENU!!
IM HUNGRY!!
>:[

@Helkter
"I can't! Calm down! This is a *bar*! We sell *drinks*! We don't even sell food!" He says, his day getting ruined.

pulls out and gun

@DeerShroomy
*Biggy-Wiz grabs him tightly and shakes him around aggressively*
Biggy-Wiz: LISTEN HERE YOU MUSTACHE MAN! WE WENT TO DANGEROUS CAVES AND ALMOST LOST OUR LIVES! SO IF YOU DONT GIVE ME ANYTHING TO HEAL MY INJURIES AND BRUISES, ILL TURN U INTO A SNAIL AND SQUAH YOU!

@Helkter
The poor man started crying. #StopBartenderAbuse

@DementedOreos
@superstar-daycare
@drawing_-gentlemen
@Helkter
@Boxy-0U0
Due to npc abuse, go to BATTLE COMMENCE