My annual Cinco De Mayo call... by JC-equals-Braindead
Every Cinco my Dad calls it's utter torture.
Dad: Hola mijo.
Me: Hi Jaime. - This shítbag is not getting the title if "Dad" from me.
Dad: What have you been into?
Me: Uh I have a girlfriend and we've been hanging out.
Dad: A la Verga have you two laid down yet Cafécito? -Calls me that cause I'm a lot darker than the rest of his side of the family.
Me: Uh Abuelito is calling me by Jaime!
*Sigh of relief*
He won't call me again till Thanksgiving because he forgets my birthday.
#Cincodemayo
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08 May, 2024, 4:46 am
I hate this man I really do he has a big ugly head and huge ears. So glad I don't look like Ogre con Chile here :skull:
08 May, 2024, 4:49 am
Yeah my "Dadsaster" here has red hair he looks like a rusty nail ew.
08 May, 2024, 5:33 am
Funny- I'm lighter than my dad. But- that's colorist as hell- sorry to talk shxt about your pops-
08 May, 2024, 5:54 am
@chiisai_Hoshi No you're ok talk as much shıt about him as you want this bįtch can't call or remember his own sons birthday. He has another family that he takes care of and they're conveniently lighter than me :skull:
08 May, 2024, 1:14 pm
Omg bro :skull:
08 May, 2024, 1:19 pm
Chile- I'd whoop your father's xss on sight- Like what is up with these dudes??? FR???
[I get my dad's partially hispanic and everything- but he could never ACTUALLY fit in the community without SOME PEOPLE collectivley calling him a slur and treating him like so (praise jesus-). So thank GOD i don't believe I have step family [I must sound so awful rn :skull: ]
08 May, 2024, 6:27 pm
@chiisai_Hoshi Having a step-family sucks they're rude as hell and this new ****** he married keeps talking shxt and gossping about my mom. And you don't sound bad at all here you can talk as much shït about your family as you want :thumbsup:
08 May, 2024, 6:28 pm
*hoõker