rosie: *blushing like a madman* R-reaally? me~?
lilith: i'd say dont break her heart, but im a heartbreaker myself. *smiles at val* honey struck the jackpot.

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Syr: Why, OF COURSE! You're such a movie star in the way you look and act... why wouldn't my heart be fastened in your leathery grip?
Val: *rolls his eyes and chuckles* Honey-bunny, you know we're perfect, you and I.

millie: explain me this. why are your tastes in men so... similar-

rosie: hey! syra is much cuter than v-
*insert glaring lily-pilly lmfao*
rosie: ...SORRRY-
sheesh, with that attitude im shocked you and millie dont get along....

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Val, unfurling his wings: I'm sorry Rosie darling, can you finish that sentence?
Dark: Can you fix your ugly nosejob before we all puke?
Syr: PFFF- OKAY, THAT was good. I'm sorry Lilith but it was.
Val: WHO ASKED YOU!?

millie: *laughing*
lilith: you SON OF A-
HE LOOKS FINE!!!!! DONT BE A JERK!!

rosie: *turns her back to stifle her laughter* s-syr i c-cant- haha--

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Syr: Honey, it's not MY fault that you went from a ten to a one.
Val: EXCUSE ME? I CAN CRUSH YOU LIKE AN INSECT WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS.
Dark: And I'm Santa Claus. If you could you would've so shut up and sit down. ALEXANDREA has more backbone than you!
Val: AlexanDER, and no xe doesn't you imbecile.

Lilith: you know what the solution to his nose is, damien? NOT HAVING CAUSED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. if theres anyone to be an A-hole to here, its you!!!

rosie: ... okay. thats actually a good point-

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Dark: He wouldn't have it if he DIDN'T TAKE MY LAYLA.
Val: We've been over this you brat....
Syr: Hold on, hold on... who's Alexandrea? Or Alexander?
Val and Dark: Plague's names.

lilith: he was protecting her, idiot!!!

millie: WATCH IT BICH-

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Val: EXACTLY MY POINT. SHE WOULD'VE DIED. AND HER SOUL GIVEN TO OUR SATAN.
Dark: SHUT UP ALREADY, YOUR VOICE IS TOO GRATING.
Val: Bi- GRATING!? REALLY?
Syr: EVERYONE SHUT UP. *small bit of silence* Good. Now, who's Plague, why do they have so many names and why are they so important? And Rosie why aren't you in my arms yet?-
Dark: One of us. And that's all you need to know. The only one xe really wants to know besides Valencia last I checked was Milicent, and I can respect that.
Syr: Secretive, huh... I admire that.

(Xe'll be more brought up as the lore is built on, so I'm sorry if it's boring TwT)

lilith: hey, he has a good voice!

millie: says the one who used to swoon over damien's!!

lilith: *gasp* YOU DIDNT!!!

millie: I THINK I JUST DID!!

lilith: BICH!!

millie: WĦ0RE!!!

felony: *eating popcorn*

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Dark: Wait- hang on- HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE PINING AFTER ME????
Val: *snorts and picks up lilith* Too many, in my opinion.
Syr: And meanwhile I have some crazy woman breaking into my changing room... I'm just happy Rip (LV Byrne) is so chill about it. I don't even have to use my singing! THEY'RE NUTS!
Dark: Tell me about it.

melody: *walks in* god, you guys are such amaturs. imagine people breaking into your dressing room in hope of getting action.
or nearly getting offed by some die-hard fan so they can keep your ashes.
lilith: been there, sister.

rosie: sheesh... your fans are somethin else-

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Syr: Oh, I get worse. Some guy tried to cut off my hair. ALL OF IT. IT'S SACRED TO ME.
Zack: Not to me.
Syr: JUST ASK ISAAICK.
Zack: Don't ask me.
Dark: *snrk* I've literally been taken, FROM MY TEMPLE MIGHT I ADD, OUT OF MY BOUNDARIES, and TIED UP IN SOME CREEP'S HOUSE.
Val: I almost had my wings torn off. Not a fun day.

melody: yeesh...
...question. has anyone done that **** with stav?

millie: *gasp* are you about to give into your inne yandere?!! im so proud!!!!

lilith: .... idiots. vale, we're surrounded by IDIOTS.

rosie: well, i'm glad they didn't, syra.. i really like your hair. :)

*clap

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Syr: Thank you! <3
Dark: May have once or twice. I'd just worry about Himekawa because she's freaking OBSESSED and won't leave the poor thing alone.
Val: I've tried to make her quit MANY, *MANY* times, but does she listen? No.

melody: i mean... i can understand WHY.
he's hot, buff, kind, hot...

*coindententally, (f spelling-) bryne walks in right as she says this. its definitely not a bored writer causing drama among oc's, nooooooooo!*

lilith: damien, darling, to answer your question- most of the mel-aus have taken an interest, or at least an admiring glance, at you.

millie: if loving him is a crime, then damn, cuff me down and send me to prison.

lilith: or better yet, the ELECTRIC CHAIR.

millie: YOU LIL SHI-

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Dark: Millie let's be honest here: If loving me was a crime you WOULD get the electric chair, and if me loving YOU was a crime I'd get Zelda's worst. We're practically MADE to be together my little angel of darkness and despair~
Byrne: ...What-
Val: We're talking about my sister-
Byrne: SHE NEEDS A RESTRAINING ORDER VALENCIA. I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN.
Syr: Cripe...

millie: aye aye my prince of shadows~

Felony: UGH not again.. get a feicin room.

melody: *her eyes start to glow, and a purple flame appears in her palm.*

i'll see if i can make a
d e a l
with hime....

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Byrne: Oh she doesn't need a deal. She needs a feicing HATE CRIME. The last time she saw me I was against the wall. I'm DONE WITH YOUR SISTER, MAN. SHE'S GOT HER *BRAIN* LOOSE.
Val: HAVE I NOT BEEN TRYING? ASK PLAGUE! ASK CENTI! ASK IVONN AND ASTOR! THEY LIVE THERE!
Dark: GUYS SHUT THE F- UP.

melody: how about this. your sister leaves him alone, she'll still have HER nose.
find a solution or i'll find one myself.
millie: *whispers to val* as much as i dont like you, i'm gonna tell you this: say 'yes your highness' and nod. when she acts like this- lets just say i have a scar on my neck for a reason. i pushed it a little too far and p'ssd her off.

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Dark: MELODY, YOU DID WHAT TO MY MILLIE!?
*ruh roh... he's mad..*
Byrne: Damien if you start something I'm gonna finish it. And you won't like it.
Val: Yes, your highness.. *sigh* stop bringing up the nose, and stop fighting you two.
Zack: YES, PLEASE.

millie: dami, its okay- it was a long time ago, way before i met you. ...lets just say, i, uh...
...kinda, sorta, well...
...tried to k1ll her friends...?
TO BE FAIR, how was i supposed to know papyrus spars to make friends?! i thought he was trying to k1ll me!!
melody: all is well forgiven by now... and i've told papy to stop doing that.

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Dark: THAT BONEHEAD. I'LL-
Val: You'll do nothing but high your wife aand calm down. That was a long time ago she said. Actually use your head.
Dark: ....fine... you win Vence. Sorry Mel-Bell, sorry baby girl...
Byrne: D-, we've never gotten him to stop like that.
Val: You get used to it. Right Lilith?

*hug, stupid autocorrect >:^