Hey! ^^

On my break currently, we have little patches so I think I can roleplay a bit if you want.

@CrystallizedDusk
RAA
SORRY
i was w my mum n i couldnt bring my dads switch !!! :(

@CrystallizedDusk
:boom:

YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD DW

I'VE BEEN OFF AND ON SO I DON'T THINK THAT HELPS :sob:

@CrystallizedDusk
GOOD POINT RRFHH

OKAY DO YOU WANNA START?

@CrystallizedDusk
not rn my parents r using my room 2 replace my bedframe :sob:

@CrystallizedDusk
OK NOW I CAN

EEEEE AND I'M UP!

I think it would work better, since we have conflicts, that one of us can start and we can keep going, and whenever one of us comes on we can send something, rinse and repeat. I do it with Flower and I did with Firefly and I think it seemed to work the best ^^

@CrystallizedDusk
spams you

also do u want me to start the rp message or nah

@CrystallizedDusk
alri
also just a fyi, in failure's world (aka #whenthesunexplodesandthemoonshatters, everyone is err
well
d e a d)

@CrystallizedDusk
nvm the tag is now #WhenTheSunExplodes

@CrystallizedDusk
BITES YOU

OOOH OKAY I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER. Everything's the same except more people are couples in Damien's, and in Plague's HALF the people are dead/horrifically scarred for life :3

ALSO GO AHEAD ^^

@CrystallizedDusk
OK

COFS AND HACKS THEN SPITS OUT A HAIRBALL

@CrystallizedDusk
*just a normal day for failure
he wasn't really doing anything cus his boss told him there was no job to do :eye_roll:*

*someone walked up to him. they seemed almost.... really shy and timid, quietly hand-signing a small "Hello" and "Who are you?" before retracting back into a ball*

" . . .
i have no f...ing idea what you just said to me
and i could care le-
how'd you get here without the superiors letting us know there was a new employee
....
you dont belong here do you."
*failure's voice sounded like it had a radio effect
like Alastor*
(he's now based off of electronics, radios and angels)

(Oooooooo :o)

??: Pla... Plague. M-my name.. is.. is Pla.. Plague... I d-don't kn.. know how to g-get h-home...
*they sounded much like a normal human, but their voice was beyond extremely raspy and sounded like they were in pain just speaking.*

@CrystallizedDusk
"well kid, we dont get to go home after you've came here

Congratulations!
you're dead!!"
*just a few minutes into the conversation and Plague could probably tell that Failure's a huge (male's private part) and that he's entitled*

Plague: *sigh* I'm n-not a kid... I'm one of.. o-of Ganon's t-top. *xe smiles* D-death is welcome though... nobody w-would miss me b-besides Centi... s-she... she's better o-off. I w-would be an... another C-Crooks. S-so. *sits down and stares at failure* W-What's... your n-name?

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure just stood there, staring at Plague.*
"....
this is getting ridiculous. stop stuttering, it makes you look stupid"

Plague: E-excuse me...? You're talk... talking go-to someone who's I-in pain just... just speaking. I h-have vocal da...damage. *shrug* I-if you don't like... like it, d-deal.

@CrystallizedDusk
"cry about it.

i dont give a (f word). now if you wanna go find someone who actually cares, be my guest.
just dont be surprised if you get interrogated by that TV head girl."
(TV head girl is Retro)

Plague: I'm n-not looking for... for sympathy. I w-was thrown here, and... and I w-want back. *crosses xis arms, materializing another pair and doing the same with them* E-either you help me so... so I'm o-out of your face, o-or I'm... I'm stuck here for g-good. And i-if I'm stuck, you're... you're j-just gonna have to d-deal with it. I n-never asked... asked to be thrown here.
(Some of his abilities: Extra arms, high jump, fangs/blood drain, can lengthen claws, turns into a boar/wolf thing, can summon wings, fire, tsunamis or tornados.. and that's just the surface-)

@CrystallizedDusk
(THATS A LOT OF ABILITIES)
"im not gonna help someone that's lesser than me.
go suck a (male's private part)."
*then Failure just walked away
and while he was walking away, he put his hair into a ponytail
he's always done that cus his hair is lon g*

(also failure is canonically part german :sparkles:)

(:OOOO FELLOW GERMAN!!!!)
*a loud whoop echoed around failure, and all of a sudden, black hands with claws wrapped around his legs and dragged him through a tar-like puddle. he ended up in a room surrounded by gray walls with carved medallions on posts, and a staircase directly on front of him*
(Also yes, yes it is. He's stronger than Damien - and Damien is a Nokia if they could be humans-)

@CrystallizedDusk
(DID YOU JUST CALL DAMIEN A OLD PHONE LMAO :laughing:)
"......
oh for fu.ck's sake!
i just wanted to go see my boyfriend!!"
(sorry if you're uncomfortable with swearing-
failure also canonically swears a lot :skull:)

(I mean, one of my projects has most of the characters swearing like sailors, and I'm no stranger to the Resi series so I'm good lmfao. AND YES I DID, THEY'RE INDESTRUCTABLE-)
*it seemed like no one was there... until a sound of rusty metal scratching tiles gave way to a quiet whistling noise and the thump of boots. whoever it was made no change to hide their presence.*

@CrystallizedDusk
(LIKE SAILORS!!??!! IM CACKLING)
*failure quickly turned to look at whoever was in the room now.*
"why am i here?"

???: Hello...?
*whoever it was had long navy hair tied back in a ponytail, wore brown and tan clothes with gear details on them and blue shoulder pads, and had the most piercing yellow eyes underlined by red. one hand was normal... and the other was a mechanical gauntlet*
??: ....Who are you? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS PLACE IS ROPED OFF.
(Byrne my beloved :heart:
I love Spirit Tracks but hate how they freaking snapped him into oblivion)

@CrystallizedDusk
"I DONT KNOW
WHAT DO YOU THINK IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT YOU (r slur)???"
(idk who bryne is buggy :skull:)

@CrystallizedDusk
"also i'm not telling yoi who i a-

....
how can you see me?
mortals aren't supposed to see me."

(Long story short, hot guy with big muscles, was evil but became good and died. Tragically.)

Byrne: I'm Byrne, or Staven. And... that's your first mistake, assuming I'm mortal. Forgive me. *holds out his normal hand* I will have to escort you out of here, this is a sacred area for me and my friends. I have no idea how you came here, but you have to leave.
(Here in my Au, he's a buff teddy bear lmao-)

@CrystallizedDusk
"i'm not touching your fu.cking hand.
and i dont care if i make mistakes."
*sheesh Failure defensive much??
Anyways Failure moved his wings so that it was basically covering his hands and pretty much from his lower torso to the knees.

kinda looks like he don't trust anyone very well*

Byrne: I didn't ask if you cared or not. I asked why you were here, and now you're wearing my patience thin. And trust me, it's a bad state to be. If you don't like touch, then you can follow me, or else I'm grabbing you and tossing you out.

Feminine voice: STAV! ARE YOU COMING OR NOT? THE FEIC IS TAKING SO LONG???

Byrne: COMING! ...Well? Are ya gonna follow me?

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure rolls his eyes*
"fine."
*failure mumbled something what sounded like it was in german.
"Das ist peinlich. Jemanden zu haben, der mir hilft, diesen dummen Ort zu verlassen." [this is embarrassing, having someone help me leave this stupid place.]*

(hehe
he also knows german [if you do, im so sorry if i mess up im using google translate :sob:)

(No I don't but you're good TwT)

Byrne: Good.
*he was led into a dimly lit room with around 7 people in it. plague immediately started to growl under their mask*
Tattooed woman: There you are! And... hey, who are you? Ah, whatever. Welcome to the group! We're the Six Chosen!

@CrystallizedDusk
(IM GONNA RESPOND MORE OFTEN ON MY ALT CUS ITS TOO MUCH WORK TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS SO PLEASE TAG ME :cry:)
"....
i just want to go home. i dont want to know who you people are."

@CrystallizedDusk
*WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN STILL TRY TO BE NICE TO FAILURE LOL !!! HES JUST GONNA PUSH THEM AWAY*

@devil_supremacy (because they can :thumbsup:)

Ink: Nice to meet you I just wanna go home! I'M INK!
Vaati: Oh yes, she's been snorting again... I'm Vaati. Other there's Nightmare and Dream, that's Staven, and then we have Damien and his Au Plague.
*damien blinked and lifted the bangs out of their eyes, bounding over a second later and sniffing around before plopping in front of failure, a new tail wagging and happy as can be.*

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure immediately stepped back from Damien*
"h-hey-
get the fu.ck away from me-"

Vaati: Dark, buddy, back up. We barely know this guy and for all we guess he just appeared there.
Dark: *small whine* Sorry, sorry... you just.. remind me of, of someone I know... I miss him a lot...
(He remembers... somehow-)

OH NO-
@devil_supremacy THERE WE GO ^^'

@CrystallizedDusk
(IMAGINE IF THEY DID ACTUALLY KNOW EACHOTHER BEFORE FAILURE DIED
EXTRA LORE :sparkles:)
"well im not your friend.

they're fu.cking stupid as sh.it."
*FAILURE CHILL....*

@CrystallizedDusk
(if we do make Failure + Damien friends before failure died,
failure's actual name is Elijah

yer the only one who knows this rn so shhh
dont let people find out)

( :thumbsup: Won't tell a soul)
Damien: S-sorry... d-n. He was really funny, and I liked being around him.. I think his name was Failure..? No.. that's not right...
Plague: W-why the h-l... h-l did y-you follow me.

@CrystallizedDusk
/'why does he sound and look so familiar..?
....
wait a damn minute.'\
"DAMIEN? IS THAT YOU????"

Dark: Yeah..? Failure? IS IT REALLY YOU BRO???
Vaati: ...? You know each-other?
Dark: MHM!! DO YOU REMEMBER ME? HOW MUCH WE USED TO JOKE ABOUT OUR MENTAL HEALTH AND OUR ISSUES? AND WHEN I SMASHED A GUITAR OVER MY HEAD ONCE BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO K!LL A SPIDER THAT ALMOST BIT YOU?
Ink: ...Hold up-
Byrne: *sigh* You idiot...

@CrystallizedDusk
"YEAH I REMEMBER THAT

ughhgh that home was always so sh.itty
HOW ARE YOU???"

@CrystallizedDusk
(i thought dark was gonna say failure's real name :skull: cus they knew eachother before failure died/nbr)

(We'll get there, just trust me ^^")
Dark: I'M MARRIED NOW!! *shows off his ring* Her name's Millie, and she's really sweet and beautiful and just RRRRRRR I LOVE HER SO MUCH!! AND I'M A DAD WITH TWINS NOW!!! <3
(So excited-)

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
yo u re w h hat"
*uh oh the mild german accent is now extremely obvious*

@CrystallizedDusk
(you keep forgetting to @ me lol :skull:)

@devil_supremacy
(AAAAAA THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME)
Dark: Is.. something wrong, Failure? *sigh* THAT STILL SOUNDS WRONG WHAT THE H-L... BRAIN, help me...

@CrystallizedDusk
"no-
im just shocked
im 18 and im still not married

eh
i dont even want to anyways"
(pretend this next part is said in german im too lazy 2 translate)
"men are awful anyways."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: That's well and fine, and if anyone wants to tell you different, they're wrong! And I've been around the block too... ask Millie, she'll even tell you I was hesitant at first due to my last marriage. But the thing is... she worked with me. Makes me feel good and complete. And someday, whether they're Male, female, other, you find someone that makes you feel like that, capishe? Don't settle for anything less. You deserve happiness bud.
(He's so supportive of Failure OML TwT)

@CrystallizedDusk
".....
********* Damien"
*HES TRYING TO NOT CRY
THATS HOW CLOSE FAILURE IS TO DAMIEN

his german accent is still extremely obvious
yeah he's still processing the fact what happened*
"...
wait.
what do you mean past marriage.

i swear im going to find them and fu.ck them up"
*SHEESH DEFENSIVE MUCH*

Dark: NAHNAHNAH THAT'S OKAY SHE DIED ANYWAY. She was beheaded, then resurrected by an idiot and my daughter k!lled her. I'm so proud of her <3
Plague: T-that idiot is.. is the h-horrible husband of a... a girl I r-really like... his n-name's Crooks, and h-he's a Damien too.

@devil_supremacy
(We all need a friend like Failure, man-)

@CrystallizedDusk
(agreed
hes so defensive but once he finally trusts you, he has your back)
"good. she sounds like a (c slur for women)"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Oh, she was. She was awful. Threatened to (nope) my daughter a few times, and me, and forced me to cut contact. It wasn't fun.
Vaati: She deserved death. *snort*

@CrystallizedDusk
"YOU HAVE A KID?"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: 4! Laylabelle's my oldest and I had to take care of her by myself for the longest time. Romulus is our son, he's adopted but just as welcome. And then there's the twins Ruby and Sapphire... me and Millie are so proud of our little miracle babies.
(*ahem* #IFDQSaph and #IFDQRuby)

* #IFDQSapph Can't remember the STINKING TAG :skull:

@CrystallizedDusk
"children terrify me.
dont get me wrong im glad you're carrying your genetics down but-

dont expect me to babysit them-
i will most likely probably k.ill them
HAH-"
*....
thats new
before failure died, he never joked about murder-*

@CrystallizedDusk
(i love them)

@devil_supremacy (*cursing in irish* IT BOOTED ME OUT RIGHT AS I TRIED TO SEND IT)
Dark: Nah, I'm not gonna just drop them on you. They're twelve, and that's what Valencia's for! Just...
*his eyes suddenly gain slit pupils and begin to glow*
NEVER. joke about hurting my kids. AGAIN. I love you man, but that's low.

@CrystallizedDusk
"sheesh okay-"
*damien remember this:
FAILURE DIED YOUNG
HES CHANGED A LOT

he's more comfortable going too far, since well
where he's from, nobody can die twice*

@CrystallizedDusk
(failure has also been so desensitized to murder to the point he just doesn't care

no, it isnt trauma
you'll find out why

@devil_supremacy (Poor babu...)
Dark: Good. Sorry but that's a bit far, even for me...
Vaati: And his job is LITERALLY burning villages and murder, honey.
(I barely even notice, but I have to surf likes to get here on my phone since I don't want a 3Ds crash.. and I have to deal with Johnny Bravo staring at me)

@CrystallizedDusk
(uh oh)
".....
er...
okay..?
i ki.ll people all the time, since its my job to ensure people die if its waaayyy past their death date.

....
..
*he said too much*

@devil_supremacy (Now when I hop over I get Johnny Bravo'd :sob: )
Dark: Wait... you're a Reaper Poe? Taking souls to the afterlife? Wait... NOW I REMEMBER! Your name is Elijah! HAHA, TAKE THAT, NEEDING MEDICATIONS!!!

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure tensed up.*
"....
call me by that name again.
Í FŮ.ÇĶÏÑĞ ÐÀŔË ÝØÛ."
*someone calm him down
OR SEND HIM HOME
SOMETHING*
(whats a reaper poe :sob:)

@devil_supremacy (What #IThorn is... basically a spirit that takes other spirits to the afterlife. I have it all written down)

Dark: *flinches* Failure, I... I'm sorry. I didn't know. Don't get all bent out of shape and yell at me for something I had no idea of. *crosses his arms* I missed you, and I'm glad you're back, but honestly, get that f(nope)ing attitude in check before one of us hurts you in self-defense.

@CrystallizedDusk
"...."
*he just rolls his eyes and looks away from Damien*
"whatever.
i just want to leave this place."

@CrystallizedDusk
*he kinda acts like he has a god complex, but also not really

hmm....
i wonder who would be able to somehow get Failure to explain why he acts the way he does*

@CrystallizedDusk
(CAN DAMIEN COME ALONG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I WANT TO INTRODUCE HIM TO FAILURES FUTURE HUSBAND/CURRENT BOYFRIEND)

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Dude... you changed a lot more than I thought you did. You were always so silly and stupidly awesome, now you think you sit on a throne with a stick up your a(nope) and have this massive ego. I don't like that at all.

@CrystallizedDusk
"...."
*you got him damien
you hit his weak spot*
["sorry..."]
*huh
damien couldn't hear you <3*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: It's okay, Failure. I understand hating a name... why do you think I hate people calling me Dark Link. But... are we cool?
(Uno reverse: He has amazing hearing-)

@CrystallizedDusk
".....
only if you meet my boyfriend."
*he's joking.
he would forgive Damien regardless*
(dang)

@CrystallizedDusk
(im assuming you either went to bed, are busy or just got off so err good night??? idk if you'll respond b4 i go 2 bed)

@devil_supremacy (Sorry TwT Usually I get off around 10/10:30 NY time since that's when I go to bed, and I put my phone up for the night)
Dark: *smile* I'd be honored to, bud.

(Plus I don't think me and my brother playing Resi Revelations 2 and being complete goofballs really helps either-)

@CrystallizedDusk
(oh ok
i usually get off at 8 i think... western time??? i live in WA so err-)
"awesome!
we just...
need to figure out how to leave this place and go back to mine-"

@devil_supremacy (Probably around there, then. I would have to study it up)
Dark: I can make a warp geyser! It takes a minute to set up, and I hope you aren't afraid of water, eheh..

@CrystallizedDusk
"nah im not afraid of water."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Good. I'll be back!
Vaati, as soon as he was gone: So... how long have you two known each-other?
Byrne: And how did you meet, if you don't mind us asking?

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
err-"
*he starts counting*
"....
i think since i was 5???"

@CrystallizedDusk
"and honestly i dont remember how i met him-"

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: Intriguing. Did you know I actually helped to make him?
Byrne: Possibly just ran into him... like most of us..

@CrystallizedDusk
".....
do you mean you gave birth to him ????"

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: Gave birth... to Damien? *snorts and tries not to giggle* THAT'S SO CUTE! Ah, no... he was an experiment made by Ganondorf, and I was enlisted, but thrown off around when the illegal works began. He means a lot to me, you see... it hurt seeing what he's had to deal with recently... I'm glad he has a friend like you.
(And no, Vaati was being genuine)

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
oh err-
thanks-"
*....
was that failure being nice
im sure it was
what!!!??
failure's nice to someone he doesn't even know??
shocker*

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: You've been... through a lot, haven't you...?

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
no.
i haven't.
why would you even think that??" *he chuckles nervously, definitely implying he was lying.*

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: It's okay to admit it, dear... we've all been through a lot. I'm not going to press if you don't want me to, but just know that we are here for you.

@CrystallizedDusk
"stop assuming i'm traumatized."
*hes being too defensive
of course she's gonna keep thinking that*

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: And I've never said you're traumatised once in any sentence, have I? I just want to make sure you're okay, honey, because I... I care, even though we barely know each-other. You're a dear friend to Damien. And I can never forget how happy he seems to be when you're around.

@CrystallizedDusk
"i'm perfectly fine, thank you."

@CrystallizedDusk
(you on ?)

@devil_supremacy (Just got home :sparkles:)

Vaati: Whatever you say, honey. But we're always gonna look out for you. And around Hyrule, that's very useful to have.
Dark: I'M READY NOW!!!

@CrystallizedDusk
"LETS GO I WANT OUT"
*yay theres the 12 year old in him
before he died

insert Failure just running over to Damien*

@devil_supremacy
(Dawwwww-)
Dark: LESGO!
*they were then teleported*
*where...? I currently don't know-*
(Somewhere)

@CrystallizedDusk
*......
...*
Sebastian:
"THERE YOU ARE
WHERE THE F__K WERE YO-
who is that."

Failure: "suck my (male's private part) Sebastian
lol"

Sebastian: "very funny. Alrus's looking for you."

Failure: "why"

Sebastian: "i dont know but all i know is that he's getting closer to having a panic at-"

Alrus: "FAILURE
THERE YOU ARE
WHERE WERE YOU"
*Alrus is yelling from the distance*

@CrystallizedDusk
(im gonna assume youre off now-)

@devil_supremacy (Projects)
Dark: HEY HI HOW ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU? I'M DAMIEN I'M FAILURE'S FRIEND FROM HYRULE!
(My phone wanted to put father :skull:
Failure's his kid now-)

@CrystallizedDusk
(oh ok
and lmao :skull:)
*insert Alrus being next to Sebastian now*
Alrus: "I'm Alrus
im Failure's friend since we were born"

Failure: "its true-" *he shrugs*

Sebastian: "im Sebastian, and im going to go take a nap."

Alrus: "THATS LIKE THE 10TH NAP TODAY"
Sebastian: "oh calm down. we're all dead here!!! nobody cares."
Alrus: "well i do-"
Sebastian: "ughgh ok fine."
Alrus: "yay"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Oh, you guys sleep? *small shrug* Humans. I rarely do. Don't need it, actually. And it's nice to meet you Alrus, Sebastian. I trust you guys have taken care of my buddy my pal (my friend bud chum chum buddy-) over here?

@CrystallizedDusk
Alrus: "welll we dont really need to sleep. we just do it to pass the time and keep us from going absolutely insane."

Sebastian: "...." *he sighs* "Alrus i swear....
anyways, we don't take care of people here. Yes, we do support others and all that, but we rarely talk.
unless we need to for business reasons." :rolling_eyes:

Failure: "yeah. we're all okay on our own.
most of the time."

@devil_supremacy (Just as a thing, I'll probably disappear again. I'm gonna be with my brother ^^)
Dark: And I severely doubt that. And it kinda sounds like my group, the Shadow of Thieves. We usually look out for ourselves and money, and that's it. Well... unless something happens, say Plague blows up a wall, or Felony starts a fire. *he sighs and looks at the ground* I miss my wife...

@CrystallizedDusk
(ok :thumbsup:)
Sebastian: "sorry i guess"

Failure: ".....
errr we're gonna leave now...."

Alrus: "okay
also we have a meeting in like
seven hours"
Failure: "again???"
Alrus: "we're getting a new employee who just got done with training"
Failure: "great...."
Sebastian: yeah im not happy too."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: What's the business? Taking souls? Arson? If you need any explosives, I'm your creation y'know.

@CrystallizedDusk
Sebastian: "...no...our department keeps mortals from dying tragically, or before their death dates..."

Failure: "im in the department where i gotta murder people"
Alrus: *he shudders* "i dont know how you can live with that..."
Failure: "im just desensitized.

anyways lets go Damien"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Hmmm.... that's... actually a cool job. Unlike us. We take the lives in our hits. Force their dates ahead of time planned. All for money. *grins* It's so much fun seeing a creep lose their life for hurting a little child... ehehehe..
(Fun fact: He has no tolerance for these people from trauma)

@CrystallizedDusk
(yay)
Sebastian: "cool. im gonna go take a nap." *insert Sebastian walking away*
Alrus: "SEBASTIAN NO-" *he quickly chases after him*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: ..Fai, do they do this a lot?

(Yay for overtime...)

@CrystallizedDusk
(yikers)
"yes.
theyre dating.

they haven't told anyone but me. Which i don't really understand since the superiors don't ban romantic and/or se.xual relationships with pretty much anyone.
oh, just so you know, age gaps don't really matter here.
or ages at all."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Euuugh... saucy stuff... I always get uncomfortable. And that's... kinda like us too. Except we're all adults, even Catta who looks like a kid. Then again we wouldn't be giving out alcohol to minors aside from my daughter.

@CrystallizedDusk
*he shrugs*
"you wanna meet [boyfriend] or not?
you'd be surprised how fast time goes by here."
(his boyfriend doesn't have a name yet rrghhrr)

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Sure! *massive gasp* AND THEN AFTER THAT YOU CAN MEET MY WIFE AND THE TWINS!!!
(He's such a proud dad omfl :sob: )

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
okay-" :smile:
*hes gotten much more introverted since they last talked
A LOT MORE*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: OKAY! Where's... he? They? ....It? Plague gave me a stern lecture about people and what they're cool with.

@CrystallizedDusk
*and failure's already walking
HE FAST*

@devil_supremacy
Dark, catching up in like a second: Holy Hylia you're quick. I admire that.

@CrystallizedDusk
"well time goes by fast here-"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Just like my home! Man, so many similarities.

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
i guess."
*the place they were in sort of acted like the backrooms, only less liminal.
there were offices in one area, living spaces in the other, and so on. it seemed infinite.*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: *impressed whistle* Jeez... this goes on forever. Y'know... I'm really happy you're back, Failure. I missed you a lot. Life... has been going nuts, and I just... I really just missed you buddy.
(Dink, you sponge...
Yes, that's him trying to be sweet. He has no idea what feelings are or what to say so this is about as best as he can get)

@CrystallizedDusk
"....
i kinda forgot you existed, not gonna lie.
It's not you or anyone. things have been kinda crazy for me too.

...
also, sorry about...me yelling at you earlier. I'm...pretty sensitive about my name. You can call me it, just not in front of others if they dont know."
*a room with two black doors soon showed up. seems like thats where his boyfriend is.

only...why here?*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: It's fine, I'm just... *sighs and sits down* Do you... do you mind if I talk about something that happened to me...? It's gonna help you understand, I promise. But... I feel like I need to explain some things, like why I'm so... distant, like everyone says. Do you... do you promise not to laugh, or judge me..?

@CrystallizedDusk
"i cant judge.
whats up."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Before you came back, a lot happened.... and a lot that really, really screwed me up in all aspects. You see, me and my creator slash dad Ganondorf, we never got along well at all. He was... worse than the scum of the earth. He murdered Millie's parents, and made me bear witness, then sentenced me to being burned by sunlight. Hurt my mom. And... he.. *sniffles and wipes away a few tears* I'm s-sure

(Son of a-)
- you can guess what happened to me when he led me away from the halls during a revenge talk.... I hid in my room. Didn't eat. Or sleep. I thought it was better if I died. And then Vaati.. she talked me out of it. I came back out. Mingled with everyone again. If I seem really flinch-y and distant... it isn't you. It never was. I've been through a lot too, Failure.... I'm sure you can understand. But please... please don't let anybody know... alright?

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure stood there in shock.*
"....
thats..
awful."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Tell me about it.. but, I'm healing. *small smile* And I think, I think seeing you again, laughing with you again, all of it's helping... thank you Elijah.

@CrystallizedDusk
*thumbsup*
"lets go in-"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Yeah, you're right, we should. Sorry for taking so long. After you?

@CrystallizedDusk
"yeah-"
*insert Failure walking into the office*
"hey love!!!!" <333

[boyfriend]: "oh- Hello there. There's...no missions for you today."
Failure: "i know- but i just missed you-" *he goes over to hug [boyfriend]. that was a very big personality change from earlier*

@devil_supremacy
(Bro did a whole 180 :skull: )
Dark: Hey, uh, hello. I'm Damien Hargreaves and uh, me and Failure know each-other and stuff... it's nice to finally say hello.

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "....how did he get here, Elijah."

Failure: "....errr-" *proceeds to tell him the whole story*

[boyfriend]: "...oh. okay.
It is nice to meet you too, Damien." *the boyfriend seemed to be a few years older than Elijah...
maybe by 4 or 6 years...*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Him and I know each-other, and have since... *insert staring into space* ...What were we talking about again...? ...OH WAIT, MEETING. You, er- you can trust me. Kinda. ...Okay, very little but STILL.

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "any friend of Elijah is a friend of mine."

*failure is just hugging [boyfriend]*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Hehe... you sound just like Millie. Do you guys wanna meet her?

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "sure."

(dont look at my latest post unless you want to be scared)

@devil_supremacy (Bet.)
Dark: Alrighty, give me a second to set up a warp geyser...

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "what are those..."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: How I get around! And how we got here! ^^

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "well er..can you not do it in my office...?"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Fiiiiine, I'll let you know when it's done.
*a few minutes later*
OKAY WHO'S COMING?

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "...uh...i think its just us."

(im thinking abt naming him John)

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Awright. AWAY WE GO!! :DDD
*they were absorbed by water, and brought to what appeared to be a kind of shack in some extremely dark woods. damien threw his arms open as a woman walked over. she had red eyes, horns and a tail, and wore purple chest armor, half of her face shaved. she glared at failure and (boyfriend).*
??: Puppy Blood, who are they...?
Dark: It's okay Millie, they're my friends! That one's Failure, and the other is his boyfriend, (boyfriend). They're nice. Guys, this is my lovely little cricket snack Mildred, the finest mercenary in Hyrule and Zelda's right hand guard.

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "....my apologies, but cricket snack??"

Failure: "ignore it they're like this all the time"

[boyfriend]: "o...kay..."

@devil_supremacy
Millie: Hmmm... well, if my husband knows you, then I SUPPOSE I could play nice. *extends her hand* I'm yanking yer leg.
Dark: Oh, yeah! I eat bugs! ^^
(Yes, this is gross to me too-)
*millie was about to say something, but a little girl with red and blue eyes ran out*
??: MOMMA!! MOMMA!!
Millie: Not now Sapphire...! Please excuse our daughter...

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "oh no worries! in my previous life i was surrounded by children, so this is nothing new."

*idk failure's just standing there awkwardly*

@devil_supremacy
Sapphire: *waddles over to failure and gives him puppy dog eyes* Uncie! Uncie!
Dark: Sapphire, this is Failure. And Failure, this is Sapphire, the youngest of our twins. *tiny smile* They mean a lot to us, y'know. Ruby... should be around here somewhere...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "okay-
errmm hi Sapphire-"
*he didnt really seem delighted to be called an uncle, but meh. kids will be kids*

@devil_supremacy
Sapphire: I really like your choker collar thing!! Daddy wears a lot of belts like that!
Dark: What can I say, we both have taste.
Millie: You two can stay for as long as you like. In fact... are either of you hungry?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "... oh err uh thanks-
and no im not hungry-
i dont need to eat-"
(i just realized theres a lot of TADC references here)

@devil_supremacy (PFFF-)
Dark: Awww... everyone says my baked kodongo tails are the hit. At least Millie's not burning the house down again.
Millie: I told you, I CAN COOK BUT THE FREAKING STOVE IS BEING A PAIN IN THE-
Sapphire: ...They do this often. Usually Daddy shuts Momma up though, most times from biting her.
(Fun fact, everything Millie cooks gets set on fire or is burned)

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure tensed up when Millie started yelling. seems like that reminded him of something.
of course [boyfriend] noticed-*
[boyfriend]: "hey babe- you okay..?"
Failure: "....huh?
...
oh- yeah-
yeah im fine."

@devil_supremacy
Dark: HONEY. Failure's looking off. *gives him a sore smile* Hey bud... I'm sorry. She can get loud. It hurts me, too.
Millie: Oh... s-sorry...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "its not the yelling. i zone out pretty often."
*[boyfriend] stared at Failure. he knew Failure was lying but didnt bring it up.*

@devil_supremacy
Dark, clearly not buying it: Whatever you say buddy... anyway..
Ruby..?: SAPPHIRE YOU NEED TO PICK UP YOUR HALF OF THE ROOM. MOM SAID. *looks at Failure and (boyfriend) and crosses her arms, looking the spitting image of her mom* And who are you two?
Dark: Ruby, that's Failure and his boyfriend. Be nice.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "pfftt-
i like this kid-"

[boyfriend]; "only because she's similar to you as a child.
but...somewhat less worse."

Failure: "HEY-"
[boyfriend]: "i'm joking, dear."
Failure: "....why did that sound kinda accurate though"

@devil_supremacy
Dark: It probably was though :3
Ruby: Everyone says I take from Millie. Thank her for the genes in the gene pool.
Millie: And she inherited one h-l of a strength! *wipes away a tear* I still remember her fighting a frox... we were so proud she came back with only a scratch..

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ".... a w ha t.
arent those things huge????"

[boyfriend]: *he was too speechless to say anything*

Failure: "i may be dead but a frox???
A FROX????
you guys are crazy-"
[boyfriend]: "its their way of parenting, honey..not everyone is raised the same."
Failure: "rfgghhr yeah but isnt that dangerous???"
[boyfriend]: "...is what i said when you told me you climbed a PINE TREE. those things are insanely tall."

@devil_supremacy
Millie: I've slain Gleeoks with my hands tied behind my back. We're a strong family. Isn't that right, my hot, HOT husband?~~
(Thank you Flower for all of the roleplays between these two, now I can write her properly-)
Dark: And I'm the son of Ganondorf, and their best weapon, sooooo.... they hit the jackpot.
Ruby: *hands them a tooth. it was easily bigger than both hands* They're not that hard when you can fly and if you have good aim. I'd worry about stalnoxs more.
Sapphire: AND I SLEW A TALUS!!!

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: ".... dear bringer of chaos."
Failure: "what the hell.
thats-
i-
whua ???"
[boyfriend]: "im concerned."

@demonic_scare (Oooh, nice user!)
Dark: Guys, when dealing with this you gotta remember: We're from Hyrule. It's not peaceful for long, plus monsters are against me AND my family because Ganondorf wants me dead, and hates Millie. We're more tha fine taking care of ourselves, but this is basically our weekends.
Millie: Yeah... he k!lled my parents. Now he wants me. And I'm gonna fight tooth and nail for our kids.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "yikes"
*he had to resist saying "aayyyy daddy issues" so badly*
(ty
it was someones idea teehee)

@demonic_scare
Dark: Listen, my dad is the WORST. LITERALLY. And if he even saw you, he'd try to k!ll you. He used me like a living weapon and used a codeword to make it so he could bend my will and make it so I couldn't fight back... the only reason I snapped out of it was because Time reminded me of my brother. He did away with her parents Dana and Timothy, and made me bear witness, then threw me to Solstice. And when me and Morpha went, some... things, transpired... so if you ever see him, RUN. As far as you can and never look back. You're saving your own life. If you can't die... he'll find a way.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "....okay-"
[boyfriend]: "it's...extremely hard for us to die.

you have to go through a lot of superiors to get permission. The superiors are hard to find too. hell, even i dont know where they are.

i think we'll be fine, but thank you for your concern."

@demonic_scare
Dark: It's not concern. It's a warning. You're best staying away from Hyrule, or at least around here or with Valencia... it's getting too dangerous. I wish it wasn't so but with Malladus and Bellum being released, all that jazz in Termina and Lorule and now Ganondorf getting too big for his pants things have ramped up. Just... watch your backs.. okay?
Millie: Exactly. Things are... changing. There's so many monster attacks all around us and so many villages burnt to a crisp...

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "oh dear-"

Failure: "the deaths arent a big deal...
..
are they-"

[boyfriend]: "yes, Elijah-"
Failure: "oh."
*he doesn't really care about the amount of deaths anymore due to his job*

@CrystallizedDusk
(GETTING TOO BIG FOR HIS PANTS????
IM CRYING :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:)

@demonic_scare (Yessir-)
Dark: For us, at least the Hylians? That's CATASTROPHIC. Zelda's flipping out in the castle.
Millie: We're TRYING to control it, but I don't know if it's working. That's why we're trying to group with Vaati and... ugh... INK, for some backup.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "...ink sounds annoying and the type of person i'd punch everyday"
[boyfriend]: "honey-"
Failure: "its true though...?"
[boyfriend]: "must you be so blunt and violent??"
Failure: "sorry...?" *he's confused of why that was wrong to say*

@demonic_scare
Dark: *offended gasp* SHE HAPPENS TO BE MY BESTIE GIRL!!! And good with the BOOM-BOOM STICKS!!! (Guns-)
Millie: I don't like her. She went all smoochy-smoochy with my Damien once and she makes water that.. nevermind.
(Ink's in short a weed-eater. She SAYS it's for pain, buuuutt.... we don't know if that's true or what :skull: )

@CrystallizedDusk
(BAHHAAHA THE GRASS)
Failure: "....my dad used to do that
he was addicted to mar.iju.ana.
and he also illegally sold it to highschoolers"
[boyfriend]: "....and you just keep getting worse-"
Failure: "im fine-
im not triggered by mar.iju.ana-"
[boyfriend]: "did you even actually have a childhood???"
Failure: "yeah??? the outdoors and 3Dses were my childhood??"
(my mum does it but shes responsible w it lol)

@demonic_scare (If yer responsible, it's cool. Alcohol tho, I have thing with TwT)
Dark; I get more and more concerned every minute buddy-
(So do I, actually-)
And yeah, she huffs... I drank some water once, and I was seeing colors and s- until like Thursday... on a Tuesday-
Millie: And she keeps OFFERJNG ME THAT S-. LIKE INK STOP.
Dark: Ehhhh, she does it as a friendly thing though. I think she forgets she even puts it in her drinks like her paints.

@CrystallizedDusk
(understandable w the alcohol thing-)
Failure: "i-
it- kinda sounds like a addiction to me-"
[boyfriend]: "i..agree, unfortunately-"
(RRGGFHAHF I NEED TO NAME THE BF BUT THE ONLY NAME I GOT IS JOHN)

@demonic_scare (I'll probably be on later, I'm just not feeling too well... I'm sorry Spence)

@CrystallizedDusk
its fine
take care of yourself first :]

@demonic_scare
Dark: I... don't know, actually. Keep in mind her parents literally sold her out so the poor thing has way too much trauma...
(Insert Steven He: Emotional DAMAGE-)
Millie: I still don't trust her babe. No way. No how. Not after smoochy-smoochying with MY hot husband! *picks him up* THIS IS MINE!
Dark: MILLIPEDE PLEASE-
(Keep in mind he appears light, but picking him up is like lifting a house TwT)

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "pfft-"
(damn :skull:
Failure is just insanely light)

@demonic_scare
Dark: Failure, do you SEE what I put up with?-
Millie: Yeah but YOU LOVE ME!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "haha-"
[boyfriend]: "you two have a very sweet relationship."

@demonic_scare
Dark: Thanks (boyfriend)... to be honest, I'm glad I met her. It might sound corny but she... she makes my life better than it's ever been. With Amanda, and Ganon. I'm just happy I even met her.
Millie: Honey, I've been in love with him for a LONG while. He's the best, baddest Shae in all of Hyrule, Lorule AND the Minus Realm!

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend]: "thats sweet."
*idk Failure's just standing there*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: She used to collect my missing posters! And has AT LEAST 5 body pillows of me... it's kinda weird, but kinda flattering to be honest...
Millie: BaaaaAAAABE! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT! And... *flustered groan of pain and embarrassment* I didn't think you'd find ooooout...
Dark: ....Whoops. Sorry hun.

@CrystallizedDusk
(wrong user buddy lol)
[boyfriend]: "....'
Failure: "atleast i dont eat bugs" :smiley:

@demonic_scare (MOTHER-)
Dark: I- ...heeeEEEEEEY AT LEAST IT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE.
Millie: ...Last week you told Eclipse to ram some centipedes down someone's throat.
Dark: THEY DESERVED IT FOR BEING A PIECE OF S- PARTNER.

@CrystallizedDusk
(hey im not feeling so swell so i might not respond for awhile
sorry)

@demonic_scare (That's okay buddy! Take as much time as you need, and come back whenever you want. I'll be here :heart: )

@CrystallizedDusk
OMORI

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: "BAHAAHAHA"

@CrystallizedDusk
[boyfriend] "oh dear-"

@demonic_scare (rrrrrr I forgot about this I'm so sorry TwT)
Dark: That's my (adoptive) daughter for ya :)
Millie: *sigh* Dami...