YEAH IF I DIDN'T MOVE ON I'D BE DOING EVERYTHING TO CONTACT THEM BUT GUESS WHAT

I'M
:sparkles: IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO IS 6000% BETTER THAN THEM :sparkles:

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How do polyamorous people function :sob:

I could never imagine giving my all to more than one person :sob:
Tell me how you do it

HOW DO YOU DO IT :sob: :sob:

NO BUT THEN LAYER THEY CALLED ME THEIR

SISTER
IN SPANISH

*puts on my old glasses*

I'm SCsHoRrY bUt TeChNiCaLlY iT'd Be HeRmAnIx, NoT hERmAnA :sparkles:
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LATER*

*kindly accepts it*

I could never handle being Poly, most of my irl friends that were in poly relationships say that it's overwhelming sometimes and mostly dramatic, two people commonly fighting over one.

:sob: i could never :sob:
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I sniff jealousy like a fart

it's there forever :sob:

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(don't question me, mortal. I'm in a silly mood)

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WHAT-
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