The date started off so well. Began my night, not expecting the fright of my life. She was perfect from what I could tell, how could I not see the danger right in front of me? "My favorite food is fish," Baby, that's my favorite, too. "I love cartoon dogs," Baby, I love Scooby-Doo. Hey girl, what's your favorite film? She said, "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called...Human Centipede, Human Centipede!" I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight...
"Human Centipede, not ironically," She said, "The costume design was a highlight. I like it for the plot" Tell me what the plot's about. "German doctor sews three people butt-to-mouth," Cool...Human Centipede...please, God, save me. I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed.
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02 Jan, 2024, 10:30 pm
H.U.M.A.N.
C.E.N.T.I.P.I.D.E.
H.U.M.A.N.
C.E.N.T.I.P.I.D.E.
02 Jan, 2024, 10:31 pm
*blinking in morse code :3*
02 Jan, 2024, 10:31 pm
i think im gonna get murdered at night-
02 Jan, 2024, 10:34 pm
She said-
I aDmIrE tHe NaRrAtIon Of ChArAcTeR gRoWtH
02 Jan, 2024, 10:35 pm
the date started off so well
02 Jan, 2024, 10:37 pm
BONJOUR SIR WAS BLINKING AT ME IS THIS BCUZ YOUR DATE IS A FREAK?
02 Jan, 2024, 10:47 pm
begin my night
not expecting the fright of my life
02 Jan, 2024, 10:47 pm
@Unaone onġ, onğ
02 Jan, 2024, 11:44 pm
@__-ZA
do it
do it
do it
do it
do it
03 Jan, 2024, 12:35 am
Is it bad I recognized this immediately?-
03 Jan, 2024, 4:50 am
WHY IS THIS #1 IN TRENDING
03 Jan, 2024, 8:19 pm
I think holy- im going to be the man corse.
11 Jan, 2024, 3:21 am
I like for the plot
tell me what the plot's about
german doctor sew three people a$$ to mouth
Cool/lyr
17 Jan, 2024, 12:30 am
she says id admire the narritive of character grouth
22 Jan, 2024, 9:17 pm
I TRY TO GET WAIERS ATTENTION BY BLINKING IN MORSE CODE *Aggressive blinking*
23 Jan, 2024, 12:29 am
@Cup_a_Mocha why r u blinking so much?
24 Jan, 2024, 7:22 pm
@lavender_the_artist I've got something in my eye
24 Jan, 2024, 9:45 pm
@Cup_a_Mocha HERE LET ME GET IT OUT
25 Jan, 2024, 1:00 am
@lavender_the_artist NO THANK YOU, I don't wanna die!
25 Jan, 2024, 1:12 am
@Cup_a_Mocha hello Madam u were blinking at me is it because ur date is a freak?
02 Feb, 2024, 6:34 am
@lavender_the_artist no. Very well then Bón appetite!
02 Mar, 2024, 2:01 pm
Someone didnt give credits and didnt edit it.......... @Unathree
02 Mar, 2024, 2:01 pm
they are called @yang534
02 Mar, 2024, 3:11 pm
i gonna us it
09 Mar, 2024, 8:29 am
hehh
10 Mar, 2024, 3:45 am
i think i am gonna get murdert tonight
08 Apr, 2024, 8:34 am
@Alice_Hacking2012 ikk!!
15 Jun, 2024, 8:38 pm
TOM CARDYYYYYYYYYYY
13 Jul, 2024, 8:52 am
can i remix it if that is ok?
14 Sep, 2024, 12:09 am
BAHAHAHA I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT SONG
26 Nov, 2024, 1:00 pm
i think holly $h\t im going to be the main course
30 Dec, 2024, 9:11 pm
@Unathree can i use
02 Feb, 2025, 11:52 pm
The date started off so well. Began my night, not expecting the fright of my life. She was perfect from what I could tell, how could I not see the danger right in front of me? "My favorite food is fish," Baby, that's my favorite, too. "I love cartoon dogs," Baby, I love Scooby-Doo. Hey girl, what's your favorite film? She said, "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called...Human Centipede, Human Centipede!" I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight...
02 Feb, 2025, 11:56 pm
"Human Centipede, not ironically," She said, "The costume design was a highlight. I like it for the plot" Tell me what the plot's about. "German doctor sews three people butt-to-mouth," Cool...Human Centipede...please, God, save me. I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed.
05 Feb, 2025, 7:44 am
@RoseKnows WTH
08 Feb, 2025, 6:42 pm
@JJdog lol it's a song.
08 Feb, 2025, 7:16 pm
HUMAAN CENTIPEDE
13 Feb, 2025, 12:48 pm
ima put myself in muprty (star vs. the forces of evil ref) with this one
13 Feb, 2025, 12:50 pm
@Unathree