Ugh I forgot the fourth one

Can I have the fourth one

i'll sign & approve

@Unaone

Uh sure

@Kurumiiii

Does that mean you can un-harem me

uh
yeah
yeah
totally

@Kurumiiii

...What do you want

uh
to un-harem you?

those papers look delicious

@Unaone

can i take a bite out of a paper

@Kurumiiii

Sign

pls

i need that forth one too

@Kurumiiii

I'll keep that one

She has some kind of mind-control on me and if we get rid of three it's not a harem anymore

uh
okay

@-Howl-

[they didn't burn]

Una's call.

She gave them to me.

Also that thing looks nothing like me.

@-Howl-

[they put themsleves back together]

It still looks nothing like me.

Are you sure it's mine?

@-Howl-

[physically recoils]

I'm not your only (now former) husband with white hair.

Una has eighteen trackers on me I don't think she'll be happy if that's true.

@-Howl-

You married a Vocaloid guy with black and white hair.

I saw you.

@-Howl-

*appears*

The one I looked up and told you about and you married him without knowing what he looks like

@-Howl-

I told him to divorce you all :)

Ever since I ate Yandere Una I've had the strong desire to do this :3

And you never did it with Max either :)

RIGHT?! :D

@-Howl-

That's okay, we can just go back in time and-

Wait

Max, do you recall doing this?

@Unaone

Nope.

Maybe it was some kind of traumatic experience that my mind blocked out since I don't remember ever AGREEING to anything.

@-Howl-
What happened u.u

- KAITO

@-Howl-

Why would I agree to do it with you.

(i feel like we're pushing a very dark concept lmao)

@-Howl-
o-o I was just writing an essay on how grass grows-
what do you need now.

- Byleth

@-max-
(ooc: same lmbo)

@-Howl-

Also the choker I wear makes me immune to anything external that would mess with my head.

@-max-
*explodes you*

uhhh
howl is really powerful ya know
like
more powerful then gods

@Trainer_Ren

Do you think she's more powerful than Una?

@Trainer_Ren
Q-Q Do we need to explode Max-San, Ren-Chan?

@-Howl-
q-q *starts to cry a little*

@-max-
ooooh showdown

*also just reconstructs self*

@-Howl-
Excuse me
After everything you went through
He still doesn't want it

- KAITO

@-Howl-

Why do I not remember any of this

And also h o w we met maybe two months ago at earliest

I'm really worried right now of whats to come.

@-Howl-
... But grass is nice to lay on..

- Byleth

Ok whatever your traumatic backstory is I guarantee mine is worse

@-max-
*very scared to the point where she might burst*
*quiet* ...maybe...

@-max-
*slaps you softly*
You need to appreciate who you have in your life.

- KAITO

@Unaone

Can we use the reset button

@Trainer_Zelda
Idk Howl the o so great said to do it

@V0CAL0ID
why would you do that

@-max-

What about my knaifu :(

@-Howl-

Yaya

Just remember you're on my territory so I have the upper hand

@-Howl-

yeppers

...
Not the way to solve things but alright..

It's so simple

*turns into some kind of Una amalgamate*

@Trainer_Ren
I'm not answering that.

- KAITO

@-Howl-

*shifts the very reality of everything*

@-Howl-

*splits into every Una that once existed before I ate them*

Lord help us all

- KAITO

@-Howl-

Wow there's so few

[UwUna hops over and desus them all to oblivion]

@-Howl-

[they seem immune to everything]

@-Howl-

[Spider-shifter picks it up and throws it back]

@Unaone @-Howl-
*Grabs you two by the ear*
THAT. IS. ENOUGH.

- KAITO

@-Howl-
No.
You two are done.
Now we shall go on with the day, and forget all of this ever happened.
Now go back to your normal self before I scream-sing 1925.

- KAITO

@-Howl-

Ooh wait better idea

*wins*

@-Howl-

*wins more than you could*

*then grabs the reset button*

@Unaone @-Howl-
*Bonks both of your heads*
NO. NOBODY WON. IT IS A TIE.

@-max-
MAX I SWEAR TO THE CREATOR
DO SOMETHING
YOUR WIVES ARE OUT OF CONTROL

- KAITO

@-Howl- @V0CAL0ID

Big L this is my turf I won

@V0CAL0ID

I divorced yours y'know

@-Howl-

too late i ate them all yesterday

@-max-
YOU HAD A CHILD WITH HER
YOU CAN'T JUST DIVORCE HER
THE LAW STATES THAT IF THE PARTNER IS HAPPY WITH THE RELATIONSHIP THAT THEY DON'T NEED TO SIGN.

@Unaone @-Howl-
I swear you two need to stop.
Now.

- KAITO

@-Howl-
*long sigh*

- Byleth

@V0CAL0ID @-Howl-

pov:

you live in an area that permits divorce if one side wants to

@-Howl-

You see, I shifted reality

My turf

My rules

I won

@V0CAL0ID

I hit the reset button so Max Jr. never happened

@-Howl-

Our only judge is Judge Una

[it's just UwUna in a powdered wig]

@-Howl-
*facepalm*
child gone, wars, max barely helping. Chaos.

@Unaone
Judge Judy is coming

- KAITO

@-Howl-

We locked all the judges out a long time ago

(so do i bye-bye)

@-Howl-

I already hit a truck today

It's on that wall over there

@-Howl-

Did I not shift all of reality earlier?

My territory

My rules :3

@-Howl-

Nope doesn't work that way uwuwuwuwu

Oh also Max is mine

So the reset button sent his relationship status back to before he married Leech

@-Howl-

It's ok now nothing bad happened to Max

He doesn't even remember marrying anyone else

Also the reset button deleted my kids with him too we're even

This is how I remove things I don't really want anymore

I eat them or I hit the reset button

Unaverses, bye-bye

Max's harem, bye-bye

@-Howl-

Absolutely 110% yes

@-Howl-

All of my OCs are free to be simped on by anyone besides really young kid characters or ones that are minors (if an adult is simping)

Also should I make an rp account for Oracle-

I can still shapeshift into her

And split into her temporarily

@V0CAL0ID
*long sigh*