So- can we talk about how these mfers are known as "the most pure Sirens in the pacific" right? Yeah- ok- so- tell me something: If they are so pure, how come Sierra got pregnant THE FIRST NIGHT *bombastic side-eye*

Vernon: I'M GONNA-
Evan: VER NO-
Dark: Wait- what- pregnant the FIRST NIGHT??? *looks at mills* EH???
Millie: *shrug*
Vaati: Ay-YO

@CrystallizedDusk She was SHOVING IT UP-

@OOKII_KOMORI_STAR KOMORI!!- Not a part of the script!!-

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Tama: see- THAT'S WHAT CHU AIN'T GON DO-

Sierra: Tama- Those two are TRYING to pxss you off-

Tama: I could **** A BIT-

Sierra: TAMA!! Seriously

Tama: Vernon- sharpen that tail *v*.

Vernon: Alrighty doing Tamamushii... EVAN GET THE CANNONS!
Evan: How about H3LL NO?
Dark: Ohohohoh FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Vaati: STOP INVOKING THE POWER OF ME SLAPPING YOU!
Nm: guys, can you maybe calm down BEFORE I start using these? thanks?

Honestly though- Idk why y'all so mad! I mean just because you guys are mostly tame and pg don't mean that- you're ALWAYS tame and pg- the evidence is real and in your face!-

XD and sorry- yes it's funny-

"Know what's even better? Will Smith Damie-"
Dark: TALK ABOUT THAT ONE LINE IN HMM AND I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY.
Vaati: No, we are not, but we like to keep it when we can. Su- depression and self-hatred *points at herself and Ink off in the corner*, a creation that literally drips out and devours hearts and plays with victims *points at dark*, and a demon girl with her parents k!lled by his father *points at millie*. My dear, we are all screwed up.

@OOKII_KOMORI_STAR @CrystallizedDusk

Sierra: Also- we're MARRIED *points to her ring*. Idc how young we are. It is by no means wrong that I am pregnant at this time.

Tama: You and your sib are two to talk- this chat is FULL OF PEOPLE WHO AIN'T GETTING ANY-

Sierra: Not what I was going for- but, you'll understand when you find the one-

Also- HOW DARE A FISH BXTCH CLOWN MY VIRGINITY???!!-

....This hxe thought he ate that...?- He thought he snatched my weav- I'LL ****** A HXE'S WIG- PULL UP HXE!!-

Nm: HEY NO NO ŚÑAȚ.CHİŃG (I think it's still censored for me-) WIGS OUT HERE.
Vaati: We need the authorities...
Nm: me and Byrne ARE THE AUTHORITIES!!
Dark: ....Oh s- the popo-
Ink: RUN BOI-
Vernon: Is... is this normal?

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Sierra: No Vernon- just barely-

Tama: YOU PULL UP HXE-

"Ok we don't need to 'PULL' anything-"

Tama: Except your weave-

"BIT-"

Nm: I JUST SAID NO WEAVES TAMAMUSHIIRO ARISEN!
Meanwhile Dark and Ink: *tryna bust out a window*
Vaati, watching them sipping The Tea(TM): ...No, it very much is. At least for us.

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Tama: *visible offense*

Fu: Sierra- how tf is this normal-?

Aurora: Funmyo- Honey- It isn't. You know Tama is a troublemaker. SHE always gets into it with someone-

Tama: I KNOW THIS :anger: MAN :anger: didn't just accuse me of being ghetto!!!-

Aurora: TF YOU CALLING A MAN-

Sierra: FR Y'ALL END THIS MF TALK SHOW-

"This is TEAAAAA!!!!-"

Nm: SCRU THE TEA! *literally smashes a table* ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA SETTLE DOWN BEFORE I ASK THAT DEMONIC PIRANHA THING TO COME BACK AND TIE YOU ALL UP IN THE BASEMENT.
Vaati Sheeeeeee... that is not punishment, it is CRUELTY.
Byrne: Just listen, guys... I'm wiped and don't wanna deal with it today.