"You know, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down.. with the lemons! I'm going to get my engeneers to invent a combustible lemon, and burn your house down!" -Cave Johnson- 'lemon rant'
@x-Ins0mnia-x Portal 2 has a lot of funny quotes like this one. There's a lot of reasons why Portal is very popular. Cave Johnson's lemon rant is probably the most famous.
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25 Dec, 2023, 11:17 am
"You know, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down.. with the lemons! I'm going to get my engeneers to invent a combustible lemon, and burn your house down!"
-Cave Johnson- 'lemon rant'
25 Dec, 2023, 2:37 pm
@The_Adjudicator
Wow they really don't like lemons
26 Dec, 2023, 9:30 am
@x-Ins0mnia-x
Portal 2 has a lot of funny quotes like this one. There's a lot of reasons why Portal is very popular. Cave Johnson's lemon rant is probably the most famous.