I am NOT that deranged! >:(

@Unaone

You probably are.

I know of people with more spouses than me >:(

@Unaone

Then they're deranged too.

Well there was this guy called Solomon and he had like 500 wives but he was still considered one of the smartest guys alive >:(

@Unaone

People can be deranged and smart. People like you are the reason I don't trust people.

@Outsweeters

To who?

@Outsweeters

Such a shame you had to put it on hold though

@Outsweeters

At least it seems like genuine love.

Ah, but in today's society, do we even know how to define "love?"

@Unaone
Well it definitely isn't the relationship with you and that Crispy guy. The guy hates you.

Well sure, you can say what you think love ISN'T

But what about what it is?

@Unaone

(ooc: lets rp here so we dont traumatize someone who just wants to see Ender lmao)

(Okidoki)

@Unaone

Say: Well you find yourself superior and capable of being rude to people. And by being rude, I mean getting in their head.

Arc: Who's this pink girl, Say?

I only get in their head cuz I'm so memorable, I guess

Couldn't imagine why

*pulls out small lamp and sets it on the table*

@Unaone

Say: This is Una, some strange girl.

Arc: This is quite the setup.

Yes it is

*pulls out lampshade*

@Unaone

Arc: What's it for?

Ohhh, you'll see, you'll see

*pulls out a bucket of worms, a fishing pole, and an infinitely melting clock*

@Unaone

Arc: Are we going fishing?

Yeah

I love fly fishing

*turns the fishing pole upside-down*

@Unaone

Say: ..Fly Fishing?

Yep :upside_down:

*puts worm on the hook and does the fishing whatsit but the line lands in the sky*

@Unaone

Say: Okay.. this is boring.

Boringness is relative

But I did forget one thing

[the melting clock grows legs and jumps into Arc's hands]

*grabs the lamp string lighter thingy with my free hand*

@Unaone

Arc: What's this for?

Say: Uhmmm..

Dunno I've never seen it grow legs before

*pulls the lamp light thing down*

[the lamp turns on]

@Unaone

Arc: Woah.

What?

[the line tugs]

@Unaone

Arc: This is just.. weird.
Say: Mhm.

Right, well...

*pulls on the fishing pole*

[a fly around the size of a middle-class house lands in front of them]

That's disappointing

I think the lamp's broken

@Unaone

Say: I an confused.

Arc: Me too, a bit.

Same! The lamp should've done the whole thing that lamps d-

Oh it was unplugged

*plugs it into the ground*

@Unaone

Arc: So it's a normal lamp?

Yep. A L.A.M.P.

A completely normal L.A.M.P.

@Unaone

Say: L. A. M. P? That sounds suspicious.

Yep

It's completely normal

A completely normal thing where

Literally
Anything
May
Present itself

@Unaone

Say: Weird..

*pulls out manual*

So according to this, when it's unplugged it's a lamp

When it's plugged in, every time you pull this little string thing, something will happen

FUN :DDDDDDDDD

@Unaone

Arc: Can I pull it?

Say: Arc, no-

Of course!

But lemme test it first

*pulls the string*

[an good ol' reliable Rainbow Beverage materializes]

Ah, nope *grabs it*

@Unaone

Arc: Is it ready yet?

*steps aside and does that both arms pointing at it thing*

Go ahead

@Unaone

Arc: Neat! *pulls the string*

Say: So stupid..

[Say gets lifted upside-down into the air by a few yards]

@Unaone

Say: HEYYY!!!

Arc: *pulls on the string again*

[the giant fly shrinks down to Say's size, flys up, and kisses them]

(Say x giant fly could be a new otp :heart_eyes:)

@Unaone

Say: Eugh, ARC STOP!!

Arc: *pulls string thing again*

(mm yes, my favorite otp, Say x Giant Fly.)

[it starts raining rubber duckies]

@Unaone

Say: ARC STOP PULLING IT!!!

Arc: *pulls it 9 more times*

(I imagine the giant fly as the Fly Guy from those kids books)

[everything turns blue]

[Say starts getting spun around in circles]

[some weird thing with eyes starts materializing nearby]

[the table turns into a very blocky sleeping sheep]

[Mario items start falling from the sky with the rubber duckies]

[the lampshade starts floating]

[my skull ribbon grows a jaw]

[an 18-G roller coaster appears]

[the fly kisses Say again]

(I forgot about those books they were ugly so I never read them :skull:)

@Unaone

Say: AAAAAA ARC ARE YO INSAND IM GHNA VOMIT STP IT!!!!

Arc: But one of these has to get you down!! *he throws a Mario Star at Say and then keeps pulling the string 5 more times*

(lmao i just stole them from my friend)

[the invincibility music starts playing because of the star]

[a little Riku x Sonic necklace lands on the ground]

[the sky turns bright green]

[some rats appear and start playing 2010's greatest hits]

[an oversized paper airplane flies overhead]

[Say's spinning stops but they're still upside-down and seem to be floating upwards]

'Tis a real misfortune

@Unaone

Say: *just closes their eyes*

Arc: *pulls string*

[gravity pulls Say down comically fast]

@Unaone

Say: Owch.

Arc: Yay!!

L.A.M.P. sure are fun, aren't they

@Unaone

Say: Owch.

Arc: Yay!!

@Unaone

Say: No. *pulls string*

Arc: *holds very tight to Say*

[the thing with eyes fully materializes]

@Unaone

Say: *pulls string again* sigh.

Arc: *holds tighter to Say*

[a cage lands on top of the thing with eyes]

*looks over at it*

Ohhhh boy what a relief!

@Unaone

Say: I'm not pulling the string again.

Arc: Yup.

Why? Is that thing in the cage scaring you?

It should be

@Unaone

Say: No more chaos. No more L.A.M.P string

@Unaone

UNA-CHAN LET ME OUT OF THIS UNKAWAIIDESU CAGE >M<

@Unaone @UwUna

Say: Eugh.

Yeah, I know,

She's horrifying isn't she

@Unaone

Arc: What is that thing?

Me but not me

She shows up from time to time and has the worst taste in men

UNA-CHAAAAAAAAAAN 3:<

*STARTS NOMMING THE CAGE UWU*

@Unaone

Say: Oh. Weird.

@UwUna

Arc: *walks up to the cage* Stop chewing on the cage. Please.

UWU WHO ARE YOUWU

*CONTINUES NOMMING ANYWAYS OWO*

@UwUna

Arc: I'm Arc. Hello.

HAIIII ARC-SAAAAAAAN

*NOMS THROUGH ONE OF THE BARS COMPLETELY*

@UwUna

Arc: Say, pull the lamp.

Say: No.

Arc: Say.

Say: Fine, relax. *pulls lamp string*

[an angry hippo in a tutu appears]

@UwUna

Arc: *climbs into the cage somehow*

Say: *runs over to the cage*

@Unaone )

HAI ARC-SAN

*NOMS THROUGH ANOTHER BAR*

@UwUna
Arc: Hi.

UWU

*NOMS THROUGH A THIRD BAR AND THERE'S A BIG ENOUGH GAP FOR MY KAWAII DESU SELF TO GET OUT SO I DO UWU*

Oh nyo

@UwUna

Arc: *jumps out as well but doesn't land properly*

@Unaone

Say: She's out.

Alright then

...UwUna no don't

Don't pull that lamp string oh boy

WHY???22??1?2??2?

*PULLS IT UWU*

@UwUna @Unaone

Say: *tries to hold back UwUna*

Say: Great.

Arc: OWW... *gets up*

[the hippo rams everyone into the 18-G roller coaster]

@Unaone @UwUna

Say: WHAT THE-

So.... the roller coaster says it's 18 G's

Your life is at risk at 9 G's

UwU no don't press the start button-

@Unaone @UwUna

Say: I'm so confused.

Ever ridden a military plane

*HOVERS FINGER OVER BUTTON UWU*

@UwUna

Arc: Don't.

*PRESSES IT AND JUMPS OFF CUWUTELY UWU*

Ah

Crud

@Unaone @UwUna

Say: *closes their eyes*

[the cart starts going up the 90° lift]

At least nobody can pull the L.A.M.P. string anymo-

Oh wait there's UwUna

@Unaone
Say: *zoned out*

[about halfway up the lift]

Ah, look at that

She's pulling that lamp string at 70 pulls a second

This oughta be fun

@Unaone

Say: *zoned out*

Arc: A SECOND?

[at the very top]

*looks down at the nightmare everyone's about to go through*

And she's still going

Ohh look a rainbow beverage *shoves it down Say's throat*

@Unaone

Say: COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

Arc: *kicks Say in a effort to get the rainbow beverage out*

*looks at Arc*

It's too late

[the roller coaster starts to go down at an unsurvivable speen]

*SPEEN

(SPEEN LMAO)

*SPEED

(*SCREAMS*)

@Unaone
Say: COUGHaaaAAAACOUGHCIUGHAJJJUHGAAA *unholy noises*

Arc: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She's still pulling that string wow

[the cart flies off the tracks and into the mouth of some thing that was summoned by one of UwUna's lamp string pulls]

@Unaone

Say: *coughs out the glass of the rainbow beverage*

Arc: Say, why are you twitching?

[currently inside the digestive system of whatever-that-was]

Good ol' Rainbow Beverages...

I'd advise you to hide but doing so is currently impossible

@Unaone

Say: *aggresively kicking the insides of whatever that is*

Arc: Good idea, Say! *pulls out a knife somehow*

[the knife turns into Styrofoam]

She's still pulling that string I guess

@Unaone

Arc: *carves the styrofoam into a pointy stick and uses that*

[the entire monster melts and the cart is back on top of the roller coaster]

*looks down again*

Wow

That is like 89 times more horrifying than the last time we were up here

@Unaone

Say: EEEHEHEHEHEHE *twitching*

Ah, there it goes

Oh look another Rainbow Beverage

*tosses it at Arc*

Feel free to try :)

@Unaone

Arc: Nope! *throws it back at Una*

Say: JTA%UTUKGJIM;JI%EAFOKPB$

Suit yourself

*chugs it*

[the roller coaster starts going dooooowwwwn]

@Unaone

Say: YAAAAAAAAHAJSKHIXAGQBGSGSGYYYYYYY!!!

Arc: Say, stop.

Oh

They can't

[Fozzie Bear appears in the cart behind]

[and it starts raining various common household pets]

@Unaone

Arc: *grabs Fozzie bear*

Say, if you don't stop, he's going.

Say: YOU WOULŘŠŠNNTTSOSO *aggresive shaking*

WHAT NO DON'T SACRIFICE THE BEAR

[Miss Piggie appears where Fozzie was a moment ago]

TOSS THAT THING INSTEAD

@Unaone

Arc: TOO BAD *tosses Fozzie Bear*

o7

*grows more heads and arms*

o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7

[Animal jumps onto Arc's head]

@Unaone

Arc: *jumps out*

Say: RRRRJRUHWIAAHJSW

Well that was quite the fall

[the giant fly gets into the roller coaster next to Say]

@Unaone

Say: heLLo

[the fly somehow gets down on one knee inside the cart and pulls out a ring]

Oh no not again

@Unaone

Arc: SAY NO!!! IT WILL COST MONEY

Say: HHMMMMMmmmmMmmmMmMMMMMMmññ[1wNMMMmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmMmm

Oh you're okay!

[the fly pulls out a comically large sack of money]

@Unaone

Arc: SAY DONT YOU JUST MET IT A FEW HOURS AGO

[the cart makes a giant U-turn]

First a leech girl did it to a witch, then a heart clip girl to a ghost, now a fly to some stubborn person

Amazing what Rainbow Beverages can do to people

@Unaone

Say: HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM
HOW OLC AR U

GIAN FLY

[the fly just buzzes but that was a number in a reasonable age gap]

@Unaone

Say: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM

Arc: *frantic screaming*

*jumps off the roller coaster doing some flippy move*

*lands next to Arc*

Well

Whatever happens, happens

But I heard that fly is one heck of an underwater basket weaver

@Unaone

Arc: I don't WANT Say to get married. They're 17!

Things could be worse

I'm 15 and have a diddly darn double digit harem

@Unaone

Arc: You're 15?

Say:H hmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmMmM

Well I guess in my physical and legal state

I'm really a few bil-

Thousand years old

[the fly pulls out another comically large sack of money]

@Unaone

Say: Ok i will mare YAADzĹİĚĦDzĒĢĒĠĎĒDzĆÈĆČÉDzĘĢÈĒÈĂĆDzĊDžĀĂĮÈĒYYYY!!!

Arc: NoOOOooOOOooOOO!!!!!

Yes I am I'm only a few thousan-

Oh you meant the marriage

Bummer

And UwUna's still pulling that string oh boy *skitters to the L.A.M.P.*

@Unaone

Say: *jumps out*

happily*

*tosses UwUna into the portal to the Forbidden Unaverse*

*skitters back to where I was*

@Unaone

Arc: Y'know what? *pulls the string a whole bunch of times, like a whole bunch bunch*

[a bunch of random stuff happens]

[a few seconds later a black hole appears]

@Unaone

Say: WOOOOOOOOAAH

Darn this is the 4th time this week

*opens some portal*

@Unaone

Say: poRTALHUSUSJXXIXJ???

*looks at invisible watch*

The Rainbow Beverage will wear off in a bit

I think

*hops into the portal*

@Unaone
Say: *jumps into the portal too and drags Arc in*

[the giant fly follows]

[the portal closes]

Crud I forgot the L.A.M.P.

@Unaone

Arc: Okay.

Well anyways-

Wait

Wait no

The portal was not supposed to go here-

@Unaone

Arc: Where are we?

What is that INSECT doing in my castle?!

And the giant fly too!

@Clareta @Unaone

Say: PRINCESSśśśśśśşşş *passes out*

Arc: *picks up Say* Ehhmm..

*stares at the two of them judgementally for a while*

@Clareta

Say: *wakes up* Huh- Where am I?

My castle, stupid

And anyone who gets in here becomes my servant

You are okay with minimum wage, yes?

@Clareta

No.

(say said that shh)

Not again...

@Clareta @Unaone

Hello Clareta! I just wanted to pay a vist, how have you been?

@SenpaiMidori

Oh hellooo Midori!

Did you come here to be a servant too? :)

@Clareta

Ah, servant? I just wanted to pay a vist, but I can make tea! :D

@SenpaiMidori

That would be great ^v^

@Clareta

Of course! Where's the kitchen?

@SenpaiMidori

Of course! Let me show you!

*grabs Midori's hand and heads off somewhere*

@Clareta

Okay!! ^_^

@Clareta @Unaone

Arc: *drops Say*

Say: *gets up* Now where the heck are we?

La La Land

Better known as Vampira Castle

I got stuck here with somebody once and I had to wear a butler uniform

( #canon)

@Unaone

Say: Eugh.

Oh and um

In case you forgot you're engaged to that giant fly now

@Unaone @Unatwo

Say: Excuse me, WHAT?

Yep

I wish you two the best

Anyways Clareta's gonna make us work for her no matter what we say or do so do you want the maid uniform or the butler uniform-

@Unaone

Say: Butler.

Arc: Me too!

(also @Unatwo)

I'll also be a butler >:)

@Unaone @Unatwo

Say: Oka-

*some pink tall smilin ant bug thing is suddenly behind them all (visual reference: #bugbo)*

@Unaone @Unatwo

(ooc: i saw ur notif 4 getting online and i kicked my feet in pure joy)

The fu-

frick

(I had the 'notify friends that you're online' thingy off and i just figured out how to turn it on)

@Unaone
Bugbo: Hello! :)

Say: Eugh. freaky.

una learns tricks 101 ))

What even is that

@Unaone

Say: I have no idea.

Bugbo: I am an ant. :)

*all of the sudden, a dude with a gradient for a head #gradientjoe walks in*

Bugbo: Oh look! That's Gradient Joe.

Say: Weird.

(fact: bensilly the creator of bugbo had to lie and say gradient joe was 9 so people would stop making r 34 of him)

(also for good reference yu're gonna hav3 5o look up Gradient Joe)

(don't scroll too far)

*tilts head*

I wonder if Clareta will make them servants too

(why was one of the top searches for that "x reader"-)

@Unaone

Say: I'm sure she will.

Bugbo: One more of my friends is coming!

(XJQFUDHIX)

Oh joy

*points at the giant fly*

Do you know that thing

@Unaone

Bugbo: Nope, but seems nice! :)

Great great great

Well who's this last

T h i n g

@Unaone

Bugbo: Bug. Not thing. Oh, there he is!

*green spider basidally you gotta look him up for visual reference*

Gerbo: Here I am!
Bugbo: I thought your 8 legs would mqke you speedier. :)
Gerbo: Me too!

Gradient Joe: *simply watching*

Bugbo: The green spider is Gerbo, Gradient Joe is Gradient Joe, and I am Bugbo. Nice to meet you.

Say: They're all creepy.

We're gonna need like 7 butler uniforms now-

*pulls out a comically small briefcase*

@Unaone

*the bug group (and Gradient Joe) look into the briefcase*

Gerbo: What're these fancy clothes for?

Say: You'll see.

*skipping back*

EEK!!

@Clareta
/

*bug group slowly turns*

Say:

*sigh*

What on earth!

Why are there so many de- BUGS in here now!?

@Clareta

Say: I don't know. Ask them.

Bugbo: Hi :)

Well! Nevermind!

I will need... 1, 2, 3, FOUR suits for you.

@Clareta @Unaone @Unatwo

Gradient Joe: *writing on a notepad*

Bugbo: Gradient Joe cannot talk.

*pulls four suits out of the tiny briefcase*

@Unaone

Bugbo: *smiling at you (as he always does)*

(bugbo never doesn't smile)

*just stares at bugbo while tossing the butler uniforms to Gradient Joe, Say, and Arc*

Bugbo: *his pupils slightly darken (somehow)*

Gradient Joe: *holds up a notepad that simply reads: "what"

Bugbo: Great question!
Time for WWGJD?

A: Burn the castle
B: Refuse to do anything

Or C,
Do nothing?

Let's see!

Say: WHAT?

Arc: Crazy.

@Unaone @Unatwo woops

What happened to D

(wwgjd :skull:)

What do you mean burn the castle?!

@Unaone

Bugbo: It stands for What Would Gradient Joe do.

@Clareta

Bugbo: An option.

Well I pick E!

TURN YOU INTO DI- SERVANTS!

@Unaone

Option D also does not exist.

@Clareta

Gerbo: ??????
Gradient Joe: *does literally nothing*

@Clareta @Unaone @Unatwo

Clareta,

Here I aaamm....

Why is an ant taller then me? ^^'

@SenpaiMidori

I have no idea, Midori.

Also, what's your diet like? Vegetarian? Omnivore? Vegan?

@Clareta @Unaone @Unatwo

Omnivore.
*backs away from Bugbo*

@Clareta @SenpaiMidori

Bugbo: :)

Say: *slowly tries to back away*

@Clareta

Are you really thinking what I'm thinking you are-?

@Unaone

Oh, Clareta, is she correct? I have no guesses- ^v^"

@Clareta

@SenpaiMidori

*licks lips*

Yes I think so...

(ooc: okay scary is this bugbo series thing because i kinda wanna check it out)

@Clareta

Clareta, what are you doing?

(not scary, but it can be a bit unsettling based off how scared you get)

@SenpaiMidori

Oh, um, nothing...

Anyways, you should wear a maid dress. Or a butler uniform. You'd look lovely in either one...

And are you any good at cooking?

@Clareta

I'll wear the dress!

Also, I've cooked with my parents, so I know a few recipes!

@SenpaiMidori

Ohhh, good!

I hope those other four have cooking experience too...

I am on a new diet, and I need servants who know how to cook.

@Unaone @Clareta

Say & Arc: Never cooked a bit.

Bugbo: *slow turn to Gradient Joe*

Gradient Joe: *writing on notepad*

Gerbo: I never cooked.

It does not matter if the green thing can cook, worry not.

I can cook okay but I'm not sure if I can cook the... stuff you're talking about

@Clareta

Gerbo: Okay!

Gradient Joe: *holds up notepad which says "I can."*

Bugbo: *pupils darken again and he just stares at Clareta still smiling*
*then he looks at an invisible camera*

Gradient Joe can cook. Can you?

@Unaone

Say: I have a feeling I know what we might cook.

@Clareta
May I have a room to change into my uniform?

Yep.

Hope you weren't attached to your fiance.

@SenpaiMidori

Of course, Midori!

Each of you can change in the kitchen closet, one by one if you wish!

@Unaone
Say: Yeah, I'm not.

@Clareta @Unaone

*Gradient Joe is already in uniform*

@Clareta

Sure!

*runs off*

You four, go.

Then you'll start cooking!

@Clareta @Unaone

Gradient Joe: *walks off*

Say & Arc: *follows Gradient Joe*

*follows too*

@Unaone @Clareta

Bugbo: *doing bugbo things, like standing and smiling*

[timeskip to everyone in uniform ig]

@Unaone @Clareta

This is going to be so fun, cooking with friends! :)

What are we cooking? I can cook anything with a cookbook. I think- TvT

@SenpaiMidori

Oh, I have some cookbooks on that shelf over there!

I purchased them from these strange cat people, but that is a story for a different time.

@Clareta

*pulls cookbook down*

What are we cooking?

@SenpaiMidori

Anything that uses those ingredients!

*points at Bugbo, Gerbo, and the giant fly*

@Clareta

Not to discriminate if it's your culture or something, but those are alive. ^^''

@Unaone @Clareta

Bugbo: Ingredient? That's not kind.

Gradient Joe: *aggresive writing on notepad*

Say: I won't feel remorse, because they're freaky.

@SenpaiMidori

Oh, but, Midori, they... will not be, in a few minutes.

Be quiet, you insect.

@Clareta

Bugbo: No.

Oh? Why?

*bugbo still has this big smile*

Gerbo: *concerned*

Since when have those of the exoskeleton had rights?

@Clareta

Bugbo: You can't control me.

*invisible camera turn*

Remember, when someone tries to boss you around, say no. They're most likely a selfish brat.

Now, time for WWGJD? He's still writing.

Say: Jeez.

You mean that orb man?

@Clareta

Co-could we do this without the murder? Maybe another recipe? Sorry, but I don't wanna **** it. It scares me, and I don't think it'll stop talking. ^^'

k1ll*

@SenpaiMidori

Worry not, Midori, I will not make you kiII somebody :)

@Clareta

Bugbo: Yes, the orb man is Gradient Joe. Would he:

A. Throw the notepad at the girls face.

B. Write de4th threats.

Or C, Tell her to stop.

Say: Who will **** it?

K 1 L L

The shapeshifter.

Or one of those two who do not know about cooking.

I do not care.

@Clareta

Bugbo: Are you scared to get your hands dirty, princess?

Gerbo: Bugbo, isn't that a bit rude?

Bugbo: Gerbo, we could di3 here. *still smiling wide*

Say: *puts finger to their nose* Not it!

Why should I kiII when I have people to do it for me?

It is that simple.

@Clareta

Bugbo: That's quite lazy.

Arc: We're playing Not It?

Say: No duh.

Gradient Joe: *the notepad says: "I am not cooking"*

*the letter C just appears, almost crushes Clareta by a few inches, and disappears*

@Clareta @Unaone

Sorry 'bout that the letter C gained gravity out of nowhere

*dissapears*

What was that?

[she seems confused but unfazed]

Nevermind that, shapeshifter or bandage... thing, who is kiIIing those bugs?

@Clareta

Arc: Hmmm... should I?

You may.

I can too :)

I ďöņ'ť mīņď àț åľł

@Clareta @Unaone

Arc: *grabs a flyswatter*

Bugbo: If I had a penny for everytime someone has attempted to end my existence with a flyswatter, I'd have 2 pennies. The first time I was tied to a table.

Gerbo: And me and Gradient Joe saved him!

Bugbo: Sure.

@Unaone @Clareta

Bugbo: Oh. I forgot that pink girl was here, to be honest.

Yeah I'm quiet sometimes

(I AM LITERALLY WATCHING THAT SCENE RIGHT NOW-)

@Unaone @Clareta

Gradient Joe: *takes the flyswatter out of Arcs hands*

Bugbo: Great job, Joe.

(I GOT SOMEONE TO WATCH BUGBO YAY)

Ah.

I guess I should do it?

@Unaone

Arc: Yes. K1lling men is easier.

Say: Arc.

Arc: Say.

Bugbo: You can try, if it brings you joy.

Okay :)

Gotta warm up first

*violently slaps Bugbo's face*

@Unaone

Bugbo: *unaffected* That didn't hurt. *also still smiling*

Now we have a crazy girl on our hands.

Time for WWGJD!

Say: I don't think that creepy bug is gonna die.

(WILL SMITH SLAP CHRIS ROCK!!! (imsorry))

It wasn't supposed to do anything, it's fiiiiiiiine

@Unaone

Bugbo: Sure. Whatever you say.

Will he,

A, stop the girl.

B, do nothing.

Or C, destroy the Earth.

Let's see!

Gradient Joe: *does nothing and the letter B crushes him*

Bugbo: He's okay, just give him a second.

I have an idea!

Let's think, "What would Una do?"

Will she:

A. KiII Bugbo first?

B. KiII Gerbo first?

or

C. KiII the giant fly first?

So many options! What will she do?

@Unaone

Say: C. I need to get out of this engagement.

Okie-dokie :)

*drops an anvil on top of the giant fly, leaving everything covered in fly guts*

:]

@Unaone

Say: Oh jeez, that's scary.

Now, A, or B?

@Unaone

Say: Dunno, I just wanted to get out of that marriage. You choose.

*stares at all the guts cluttering the kitchen*

This would make a...

A good soup.

*pulls out one of the cookbooks*

@Clareta @Unaone

Say: Ew.

@Unaone @Clareta

Say: Why are we eating bugs anyway?

Insectovore is the new diet plan, okay?

Besides, I will release you when you finish cooking for me.

Perhaps.

@Clareta

Say: That's disgusting. Why?

Say: Insectivore sounds horrible.

Say: I'm not eating bugs.

You can eat other things, worry not!

*pulls out a giant meat tenderizer*

@Unaone @Clareta

Say: Like what?

She keeps... food in other places

I've been here before

@Unaone

Say: Okay.. Also when do you think the murd3r is going to be done?

*slams the giant meat tenderizer on Gerbo*

@Unaone

Bugbo: *some blood gets on his face but he wipes it off*
Gerbo is fine. He's going to return in a few minutes.

Gradient Joe: *gotten up from under the B and is covered in blood*

*also slams the giant meat tenderizer on Bugbo*

@Unaone

Say: Woo, double k1ll.

(no way im switching accs) Senpai Midori: Is it over? I'm not looking.

Gradient Joe: *literally stunned*

(understandable have a nice day)

Clare likes smoothies let's make that.

It's over, Midori

@Unaone

Bugbo: *behind them again, holding Gerbo*
I like smoothies too.

Say: They're back.

Midori: Really?

It is true, I like smoothies.

Huh?

*points at Bugbo's and Gerbo's guts*

What is that, if you are there?

@Clareta

Bugbo: Don't worry about it.

*gathers up his guts and they disappear*

You didn't think I'd go out that quick? And you were gonna make smoothies out of me and Gerbo? That's not kind.

Gradient Joe: *inaudible sigh of relief*

Tsk, where's the scrawny boy that was okay with wearing a maid dress when you need him-

No matter, I hunger, and there isn't even a human to improvisationally feast on in here.

@Clareta

Bugbo: We have fly guts. Be grateful.

@Unaone

But you are ginormous.

And tasty-looking.

@Clareta

Bugbo: And you can keep that inside your head. Not all things need to be said.

Gradient Joe: *walks over to Clareta and Bugbo*

Hello there.

@Clareta

Gradient Joe: *starts writing on his notepad*

*collects the fly guts*

@Unaone @Clareta

Gradient Joe: *shows the notepad to Clareta and it says: "don't k1ll Bugbo or Gerbo."*

Bugbo: Yes.

@Clareta

Gradient Joe: *and then he adds* "or eat"

@Unaone

@Unatwo @Unafour

I will find you

))

*stuffs the fly guts into the blender*

@Unaone

Bugbo: *bugbo idle animation*

*turns the blender on*

Whoops

*turns the blender off*

*puts the lid on*

*turns the blender back on*

@Unaone

Gerbo: *still looks a bit scared from when he got crushed*

Bugbo: Don't be afraid, Gerbo!

*gets out the giant blender*

@Unaone

Bugbo: Oh my. *still smiling, and doesn't really look or sound caught off guard)*

(SPLaTOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION REFERENCE!!! /j)

@Unaone

Bugbo: Are the fly guts really that big?

No

*stuffs Bugbo and Gerbo into the blender*

@Unaone

Bugbo: Dearest me, it seems we're in a sticky situation.

Gerbo: :fearful:

*turns the blender on*

@Unaone

Say: They're gonna come back, you know that, right?

Not if you banish them to the UwUnaverse

@Unaone
Say: Well they're gonna find a way back. They have plot armor. Horrifying.

Bugbo: *on the ceiling and smiling* Hello.

Gerbo: *on the ceiling as well* Bugbo, don't you think it's unsafe here?

Gradient Joe: *looks up*

I didn't even banish them-

@Unaone

Say: Just saying. (pun not intended)

Bugbo: What are you talking about? *glances at the giant blender*

Ummm

*pulls out one of those ring for service bells and dings it*

@Unaone

Say: What's that for?

@Unaone

...What did you do

@-max- @Unaone @Unatwo

Bugbo: Hello! :)

(sorry bout that i was raiding a spacesh- doing my homework)

@Unaone

(also im making a ddlc thing eheheh)

Ooooooh ))

@-max-

Do you have that

That thing

@Unaone

Say: What thing?

Are you talking about one of those weird machi-

Oh, you mean this thing

*pulls out a normal-looking gun*

@-max- @Unaone

Say: A gun? That's a classic.

It's physical gun that destroys non-physical armor...

According to this handbook...

@-max-

Say: Like plot armor?

*turns to Bugbo, Gerbo, and Gradient Joe*

They're gone.

@Unaone

Oh...

Well...

*looks at Clareta*

S*** not her.

@Unaone @-max-

Say: *turns to Clareta*

Arc: I want a gun!

*looks at Max*

*looks at Midori*

*bolts out*

I only have this one...

Oh good she's gone.

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Say: *chases after Clareta*

Midori: Wait, Clareta!

Arc: Should I gooo?

*just outside the room*

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Say: Why are you running??

Midori: *walks to Clareta*

Well...

Why did you chase me? Hm??

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Say: Running is good exercise.

Midori: Clareta, are you okay?

Hmph...

*looks at Midori*

*slightly maniacal giggle*

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Midori: Clareta, why are you giggling?

Maybe it was that stupid school that I was kicked out of, but...

There were people there... who... acted a way I never thought to... and...

And...

*looks at Say*

*pulls out a knife*

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Arc: *stops in between Say and Clareta*

Midori: Clareta, put away the knife please..

You are right! What on earth am I thinking!

You should kiII the-

No, wait...

Oh dear, what do I do...

What about that boy with the gun...? Hmm...

@Clareta

Midori: Please have nobody die!

@-max- @Unaone

*walks over*

*reading some kind of pamphlet in the flattest tone possible*

"Gun is highly radioactive. Side effects may include people suddenly acting out-of-character, even if the gun is not in use..."

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Arc & Say: *starts backing up*

Well that's concerning...

*dodges knife*

Huh.

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Say & Arc: *backs up even further*

*pulls out small remote*

Wonder if this one works...

@Clareta @-max- @Unaone

Say: Remotes. Of course.

*presses the button*

@-max- @Unaone @Clareta

Say: *sigh*

[Say, Arc, and Max are left in an empty void]

*tosses the remote*

@-max-

Gradient Joe: *starts writing*

Say: How did HE get here? Well whatever, at least he's not one of the bugs.

I left the gun...

And what is that...

Gradient Joe: *stilll writing*

Say: You should've seen the bugs. So annoying.

That's... weird.

[a purple axolotl lands on Max's face out of nowhere, knocking him down]

@-max-

Say: Probably nothing isn't weird here.

(update on the ddlc thing i'll tell you the roles)

(bugbo is monika obvi, gerbo is sayori wish me luck on the d3ath scene, yuri is gradient joe and natsuki is ummmm i forgor that forgettable fiend (thomas flyswatter (the 3rd)))

@-max-

Say: Yowch? I don:t know if an axolotl falling on your face would hurt.

oooooooooh ))

*gets back up, holding the axolotl*

Nah, I'm used to this.

@-max-

Say: I guess so.

Gradient Joe: *holds up a notepad and the notepad says*

"Bugbo and Gerbo are looking for me."

Say: I bet they're gonna fall from the sky.

Arc: You're betting how much?

[the void seems to be clearing into some kind of environment]

@-max-

Say: $30.

Arc: Give me your wallet.

Say: No.

Arc: We're ignoring the scenery?

Gradient Joe: *a shadow starts casting on Joe*

*Bugbo, is falling from the sky*

Bugbo: Oh my! It looks like I've fallen.

Say: See?

Arc: You said both of them.

Say: Fine. I'll give you $15..

(help i just realized Bugbo is taller then Gradient Joe more then I thought just look at them standing next to each other)

(that was longer of a message i thought it was gonna be)

(too lazy to swap accs)

[Sage is doing that walk he does (whatever it is) towards all of them]

@-max- @Unaone
Bugbo: Oh look!
*points to sage*

Oh

That's Mr. Witch.

ooc:

i just remembered i had a dream about you-

idk why i'm remembering that now-

@-max-

me too lets trade ))

oh boy

so in my dream because you made a bunch of accounts for people before and the devs/mods don't really like that

of all the devs that it could've been

JOHANNES approached you in a comments section and told you to find every account you made because otherwise you were blocked from making new ones

so he said something like "you made over 100" and you replied with "there are 163"

and he offered to make you an account if you found every last one of them

^ooc obviously

@Unaone @-max-

Gradient Joe: *yowchies*

Bugbo: *STILL STANDIN ON GRADIENT JOE FOR SOME REASON???*

@-max-

ooo yum i'd say yes never deny a free acc

my dream was
We were in some VRChat thing and I was Chris P and you WERE HUNTING ME DOWN. And my childhood youtubers were there and they tried to help but didn't really and we just ran in a circle then you caught me and dragged me away
I WOKE UPP IN A COLD SWEAT!!!1!!1! /j

the dream was real though not the cold sweat part ))

Sage: What... who art thou all???

Why is it that when people dream about me I'm always some kind of nightmarish monster/hj ))

@Unaone @-max-

Say: Say.
Arc: Arc.
Bugbo: *steps off of Gradient Joe and steps closer to Sage* Bugbo. And look up.
*Gerbo is falling from the sky*

Gradient Joe: *gets up, writes his name and shows it to Sage*

nahh just to my rp accs ))

Sage: ...Intriguing.

@-max-

Say: Aren't you gonna avoid the green spider falling from the sky?

Still being monster though lmao

I had a friend who once dreamed I was his surgeon and I took out his vital organs- ))

Sage: Ah, yes.

*grabs Max and shoves him where Sage was*

@-max-

*Gerbo falls on Max*

Bugbo: Huzzah! Gerbo is here.

Say: Give my $15 back.

Arc: No.

@Unaone

(ALSO THAT DREAM FROM YOUR FRIND MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD)

Max: Ow. *gets back up*

Sage: Oh... You.

(he also had a dream where he was Link and I kiIIed him)

(6th grade was very odd for me)

@-max- @Unaone

Gerbo: Bugbo!!! So you did fall down the hole in the grass!!

Bugbo: Yes. I did.
(sounds epic)

Sage: I wanted to summon an owl, not... those... things.

@-max-

Say: *chasing Arc in a circle around Say*

Sage: Thou. Former necromancer. What art those two?

*points at Say and Arc*

Max: *shrug*

@-max-

Say: *chasing Arc with a chainsaw, then trips and the chainsaw flies in between Bugbo's antenna and misses his head by an inch*

Bugbo: *still smiling widely*

Max: *watches like that was the most normal thing to ever happen*

Sage: That... hexapod is disturbing why is it like that?

@-max-

Say: I don't know. *picks up the chainsaw again*

[the void seems to have turned into a supernatural-feeling swamp]

Sage: Child... drop that weapon.

@-max-

Say: Sure.

*throws it straight at Bugbo and it hits him*

Arc: Wow Say, your 4th murd3r!

Say: I have no reasoning for that.

Sage: Oh, good, some of them DO listen.

...Where did Cutthroat go...

@-max-

Bugbo: *respawns behind Sage*

Say: He's back. Again.

Say: Also, who's Cutthroat?

Sage: A purple axolotl that my mother gave to me...

I suppose.

Sage: And that thing is rather bothersome, is it not?

@-max-

Say: Oh, the axolotl.

Bugbo: Where do we possibly go from here?

@Unaone

Max: *holding Cutthroat* [flatly] Oooh, spooky castle. *points at nearby spooky castle*

Sage: Aunt Belladonna used to occupy that place.

Max: Wh- Well "used to" means "not anymore" so it doesn't matter if Mo-

...Belladonna lived there.

We could go there, I guess.

@-max-

Bugbo: Let's go! :)

Sage: Not thou.

@-max-

Bugbo: Yes I am. *leans really close to Sage's face and still kinda stares at him while smiling still*

Say: Should I get the chainsaw again?

Sage: I shall assume the shapeshifter hasn-

Max: She did.

Sage: Hm. We hath no hope then, let us go. *starts walking to the castle*

[storm clouds seem to start forming in the sky]

Sage: No need for chainsaws. 'Tis useless.

@-max-

Say: Alright.
*snatches the money from Arc*

Arc: HEY!!!!!

Sage: Money, oh drug thou art. That is why it is banished in The Mages' Marsh.

Hand it over.

@-max-

Say: This is MY money.

(ooc: lookie #ddlcxbugbo

Sage: *gets out the tooth fairy wand and a scroll*

@-max-

Say: You're THE TOOTH FAIRY???

Arc: *starts laughing*

Max: I'm glad we're not related by blood.

Sage: [insert some kind of ancient curse word] I-

No longer am I.

*hits them both with the wand and the money vanishes*

@-max-

Arc: VROOOOM VRROOM (that was the chainsaw) *has the chainsaw and its up and running better then ever*

Sage: That will do nothing.

I have been put through so many unsurvivable situations I could start a cult about it.

Again.

@-max-

Arc: *throws the chainsaw at Sage anyway*

[there's a very loud thundering]

Sage: *catches the chainsaw*

@-max-

Arc: *tries to take the chainsaw again*

Sage: *lifts it up in the air*

[POOF!]

@-max-

Arc: HEYY!!!

Sage: Tsk, unfortunate, really. *the wand and scroll go poof too*

@-max-

Arc: *starts kicking Sage*

(also one of my best friends said Gerbo is hot and Gradient Joe is ugly :open_mouth:
Gerbo is silly but DANG :open_mouth: :open_mouth: )

Sage: Ow!

Max: *just watching while holding Cutthroat*

(They're all hot in their own ways :heart_eyes:/j)

@-max-

Arc: That's what you get!!!

( I mean you have a point :heart_eyes: )

Sage: I confiscated a dangerous piece of machinery from thou and-

WHO IS EVEN SUPERVISING THOU??!!

(sjdjsl i had to go eat breakfast)

(for dinner :smiling_imp:)

@-max-

Arc: Me and Say supervise ourselves

(yum)

Sage: And thine ages?

[it starts raining]

@-max-

Say: Both 17.

Sage: Yes.

That sounds /incredibly/ legal.

...

*continues walking to somewhere probably the spooky castle*

@-max-

Bugbo: *has a chainsaw somehow*

Say: How did he- This is concerning.

Gerbo: Bugbo, maybe you should put that-

Bugbo: No.

Sage: What is even with thou?

@-max-

Say: The bugs are the craziest. Especially the ant.

@Unaone

(thts right another acc to rp with)

@bugbo

I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT- :skull:

@Unaone

I BET WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAZHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ))