COUGHCRISPYCOUGH

hello

@Kurumiiii

(ooc: EXACTLY LMAO THAT WAS PROBABLY GHOST's (as in ghost & pals) INTENTION)

@_Daniel_

Hello! :)

welcome to colours live if this is your first time or something

LMAO

hiii!!!!

@CatPNG

Helllo! :)

Umm.. Hi..

@Outsweeters
Oh my! Are you okay? :0

@Yumii

Hellllo! :)

@Outsweeters

That is interesting! :))

How are you.?

@Yumii

Good, how about you?

hes just- soo fine its unreasonable

@meowi

Who?

no one :sweat:

Alright.. Thank you for asking..

Hi!

@Unaone

Helllllo :)

Can I call you Bacon cuz you lookin' pretty ChrisP

(↑Not a pickup line)

(↑Yet)

@Unaone

Ehm.

Okay.

Crispy.. I didn't notice that. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go. I will see you around :)

Wait

Want some gum

@Unaone

Oh, okay! :)

*holds out container with packets of gum*

@Unaone

*takes a gum*

Thanks! :)

*shoves the packet onto his hand*

@Unaone

..Thanks!

*walks away with the gum and does not plan to chew it*

*I pull my hand back and he moves back with it*

@Unaone

..what the f-

*turns*

What's happening?

You see, that's the Regala Gum Packet Handcuff Applier™

"Tested on Ghosts"

@Unaone

Ghosts? I'm not a ghost. I'm not floating off of the ground or anything, don't be silly!

"...Also Tested on Every Other Existing Creature, Natural and Supernatural"

Pretty reliable, don't you think so?

@Unaone

And why ME? I haven't done anything wrong.

*his tone has slightly shifted*

(ooc: the mirrors rn :face_with_raised_eyebrow: )

Sure, sure, keep telling yourself that

This is why you don't have friends let's go-

*drags him a little*

@Unaone

Where are you taking me? This is unnecessary. So, very unnecessary.

Why? :)

@Unaone

Because, this is stupid.

You see, you're actually the stupid one. See those mirrors? I bet you can't even remember what you did to them

Therefore, you are stupid AND crazy, and need someone to watch you :))

@Unaone

NO! I am not crazy. The mirrors broke themselves.

(casually slips back into that yandere phase i had in january or whatever)

See? Mirrors don't break themselves! You need help!

A lot of help! *holds up a normal pair of handcuffs*

@Unaone

Yandere??

@Unaone

I don't need HELP!

*handcuffs his other arm to mine*

I don't care. I know what's best for you! You're coming to my har- house where I can take care of you!

@Unaone

I DON'T WANNA GO!!

(keep your enemies close and hot people even closer)

Now, now, I'm only doing this because I love you!

*pulls out a tiny remote with a singular button*

(My motto fr)

@Unaone

No. You're not.

You're right I have other motives but let's not talk about that :)))

*presses the button on the remote and we're left inside a white void*

@Unaone

I don't like this.

Nobody ever does at first. You'll get used to it :))))

@Unaone

I don't think so.

T h e y a l w a y s d o

@Unaone

No.

*pulls out a third handcuff and handcuffs his wrist to mine again*

Yes

@Unaone
No.

Keep telling yourself that

*snaps fingers and the white void turns into a room with a giant conspiracy board all about him*

Hi! welcome to Color's !

:rainbow:

@Fanny_Slay_Yummy

Hellllllo! :)

@Unaone

... Excuse me?

=)

@Fanny_Slay_Yummy

What?

@Fanny_Slay_Yummy

Oh, I see. :)

@Fanny_Slay_Yummy

My mood is not the best today, sorry.

What? Is this not normal?

@Unaone it is not.

You're right, it's waaaaaaaay too small that's what makes it so unusual :)))))

@Unaone

Is this how you hook up with people?

Maybe

Anyways this thing is only ummm 7 by 24 feet and only took me an hour to put together

@Unaone

Isn't this illegal? You're insane.

It's not

You're the insane one

@Unaone
How come?

You dare question me???

@Unaone

Yes.

Why?

@Unaone

Because you're a monster.

No, you are! You see, only monters can do that twisty bendy torso stuff! Or ghosts

Ghosts can too

@Unaone

Actually, I'm just amazing, so that's how I can do that.

Gaslighters aren't so amazing if you ask me

*chucks a rubber ducky across the room*

@Unaone

You ARE gaslighting me.

I would never you madman :))))))

@Unaone

I'm calling for help.

But nobody came

*Flowey laugh*

@Unaone

Shut up, at the end of Undertale the souls came and helped.

Ah, but this isn't Undertale

And you have no friends so it doesn't matter :)))))))

@Unaone

Why are you putting me in this [d]ucking mess anyway?

Because I'm a yandere and probably also a tsundere and the Internet and my friends say you're hot so

*pulls out a lyrics sheet*

"Boys only want love if it's torture"

:))))))))

@Unaone

I don't want love OR torture.

Well I'm running out of things to do to people

I've already done bear comedian torture, sent someone to a testing facility, help put people through the most unethical game show, and got help stuffing someone into a small box and run away with them inside

Forcing someone into my harem just happened to be the next thing on my list

@Unaone

Doesn't a harem have more people?

(THE FACT I'VE RECOGNIZED THEM ALL FROM THE WAY THEY WERE TRAUMATIZED)

Yeah you just haven't met them :)))))))))

(My new motto is "Never use the same method of traumatization twice")

@Unaone

Well where are they?

Oh you wanna meet 'em NOW?

Well I only have one who's always available

@Unaone

ONE?? HOW MANY ARE THERE EVEN??

Uh one second...

*pushes the same button on the little remote and the conspiracy board about him on the wall flips around to show a bunch of tally marks*

That many

@Unaone

I have a bat.

*somehow has a blac baseball bat, rp logic ooooo*

I already noticed

And replaced it with one made of wax paper and baked beans

@Unaone

(D)uck.

Anyways I have the rings and paperwork right here...

@Unaone

RINGS???

Yeah it's a harem you're gonna marry me-

@Unaone

*tosses the bat made of wax paper and baked beans at her*

*the rubby ducky I threw earlier pulls the bat towards itself like a magnet*

Right, so, are we gonna elope or do you have any next of ki- relatives or friends that you wanna invite

Unlucky guy.

@Unaone

..No.

@-say-

Yep

Oh I'm sorry that wasn't a dichotomy

Those are your only two options :)))))))))

@Unaone

No.

@ChrisP

Hhhhh it always comes to this

*pulls out a document with his signature on it*

Welcome to the Regala harem :))))))))))

@Unaone

Did you seriously forge my signature?

No this is yours, husband ;)

There's a thing called carbon paper and it's surprisingly useful ;))

@Unaone

There's no way I'm calling you my wife, even if I am threatened for it.

Well the Testing Facility is still full so I guess I can't make you change your mind

For now ;)

@Unaone

Good.

Anways you were waaaaaaaay easier to get than like half the others

You'll enjoy me eventually ;)))

@Unaone

I would bash your head in if I could.

And I'll just grow another one :)

You're such a tsundere <3

@Unaone

B[woah buddy that's a cuss this is a family friendly... uhh]. What even IS a tsundere? I just want to leave.

Does it matter? You are one and that's all ;)

*shoves the ring onto his finger*

Anyways you're stuck here now so get comfy you'll be here for a while

@Unaone

It does matter.

You're just in denial of your feelings even if you don't realize it yet ;)

It's very ho- cute

@Unaone

Is this limbo?

Nope it's just the harem

@Unaone

Why do you have a harem anyway?

I wanted one

So I started one

@Unaone

That's not a reasonable reason.

And you haven't given me a good reason for why you SHOULDN'T like being married to me :(

@Unaone

I don't like you a bit.

And you have no reason to!

Look at how many people I'm protecting you from!

Did you see the way that vampire bunny acted to you, for example?

@Unaone

The vampire rabbit is much more tolerable then you.

Are you traumatized yet or are you just annoyed ;)

Either way you're still married to me like it or not ;))

@Unaone

Annoyed. This is stupid.

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-

Why is it stupid? This is completely normal behavior if you ask me

Or anyone in the harem :)

@Unaone

Somebody is mad at me because I'm in this harem.

And who would that be?

@Unaone

@/Rockett swears that me and them had a child. I don't WANT to have a child or be engaged to anyone, including you.

Well don't worry I'm better by comparison because I only force marriages not children

@Unaone

We did not actually have a child.

Good for you...

Mr. Virgi-

@Unaone

And is that bad?

Nah I think my harem is like 90% innocent

So

Me or Rockett

@Unaone

None.

That wasn't a dichotomy you only have one choice ;)

:ring:

@Unaone

And that choice is none.

Gee whiz you sure are a stubborn tsundere

@Unaone

You are horrible.

This sure is a slow way up the metaphorical roller coaster

@AngeI come here

Hi!

@AngeI @Unaone

Why did you call an 11 year old?

So she could get her brother, my tsundere husband :)

Yes ma'am! o7

@Unaone @AngeI

Okay.

@Unaone

What?

*looks at Chris*

Oh ANOTHER one, huh?

-Max

@AngeI

Yep :)

@Unaone @AngeI

It's horrible here.

Yes it is.

-Max

HEY-

@Unaone @AngeI

We're telling the truth.

We live in a society where truth is said to be subjective

@Unaone

Favoritism is a lie.

-Max

I'd also advise you to run but you're already wearing the ring.

-Max

@Unaone @AngeI

It's like the world bends just so everything goes right for her. Why do I not get that? Life is rigged.

That's why I shouldn't have assumed her species before agreeing to marry her-

-Max

Try rigging life itself it's pretty hard I think with all that effort I put into figuring out how to I deserve it >:3

@Unaone @AngeI

At least I don't have to rig life.

Yet.

She's not letting you.

It's against the rules...

-Max

@Unaone @AngeI

I'm sick of everything, I'm gonna crack my ribs.

Well that's fine it's not against the rules :)

I've done it before.

-Max

Hold on, can you even do that?

-Max

@Unaone @AngeI

*his upper body starts spinning and his torso looks all twisted*

I forgot, I can't die from this. [D]uck.

Shut up. Angel might still be in here-

-Max

My half-sister-in-law is just too pure for this world

At least in terms of her vocabulary

@Unaone @AngeI

Fine.

ANYWAYS

*gets out the small remote again*

@Unaone @AngeI

What now?

*presses the button and vanishes*

UNA-

YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH A DEAD GUY WHO MANIPULATES PEOPLE-

-Max

*poofs back in*

Yes

*poofs back out*

@AngeI

I'm right here.

And I should care?

-Max

@AngeI

[D]uck you.

*torso is still twisted because pure talent*

Well... "golly," as my sister says...

At least I can leave the room.

-Max

@AngeI

Then go. Get out of my sight.

Sadly, I feel like annoying someone...

Also there's this metal bat here...

-Max

@AngeI

What color is the bat, and is it real?

It's the same color as the one you used to break those mirrors...

*picks it up*

And it's as real as I can tell...

@AngeI

Give it.

No.

And no mirror-breaking denial this time, huh?

@AngeI

Give it, or I'll take it by force.

@AngeI

Sure I broke the mirrors, but I couldn't control myself.

Nope.

@AngeI

Why not?

Because I need something to pay back my uh...

babysitter...

@AngeI

Then get money. Or are you poor?

Wrong kind of payback

She breaks my knees if I make my sister cry

@AngeI

Then use a glass shard.

"Do unto others"

She uses a bat.

I'M USING A BAT.

@AngeI

Use a chainsaw. You'll have the upper hand.

I don't want to **** her though-

(SCREAMS)

*KlLL

@AngeI

Then use another bat.

Well why not this one?

@AngeI

It's MINE.

Well you're new here, but...

One of the rules is higher members of the harem can take things of lower members.

This is the worst day of your life, isn't it?

Or... afterlife, I guess.

@AngeI

I don't give a [D]uck. And if you know it's the worst day for me, why are you making it worse?

That's rude.

Mainly because Una left me with this sticky note

*holds it up*

"[TRAUMATIZE HIM]"

But she forgot my dad didn't pass that skill to me so you're stuck with me just annoying you.

@AngeI @ChrisP

*just watches*

People are so weird.

@-say-

*looks at her, but doesn't seem surprised*

How did you get in here?

@AngeI

Arc: *taking a stroll* What a nice place!

Say: Don't mind my brother. And also, just don't ask. You two are so weird.

@-say-

I'm not in denial

@AngeI

Say: Good for you then.

Arc: Why is this guys torso weird?

@-say-

He's uh... dead or something.

@AngeI

Arc: OOooooh.. How did he die? Say, look a ghost!

@-say-

Not quite sure.

I think it had something to do with mirrors...

@AngeI

No.

I know you're manipulative but whatever you say...

@AngeI

Say: Forget we were ever here. We'll be in the corner.

@-say-

I don't feel like kicking you out so feel free.

@AngeI

Now what? That was just awkward. How did those teens get in here anyway?

Maybe Angel let them in...

Or that skin-bone monster she drags around everywhere...

...And I'm also still the youngest in this room

@ChrisP @AngeI

Arc: *snatches the bat* What's this for? How many people have you hit with this? It's interesting

@-say-

Hitting people
Nobody
And it's just a bat

*snatches it back*

(srry I went poof)

@AngeI

Arc: *snatches it back anyway* Weird material for a bat, is this even for baseball?

Say: *snatches it from Arc* Obviously not. It's a black bat. It's for crimes.
(ooc: it's ok we all have those evaporation times)

@-say-

*snatches it again*

I've only known criminals with red bats, personally...

@AngeI Say: That sounds generic.

@-say-

Still less generic than me.

@AngeI

Arc: Is the ghost shy?

@-say-

Nope just weird.

And, um, "harem-able" according to my... wife.

@AngeI @-say-

I am not weird, or harem-able, whatever that means

You're already married to her it's too late.

@AngeI
Say: That Crispy guy is having the worst experience.

@-say-

She's put ghosts through worse experiences.

@AngeI

Say: I'm not suprised.

Arc: Say.

Say: What?

Arc: Let's leave.

Say: And how?

@-say-

*a door appears*

As long as you're not wearing a ring you can go easily.

@AngeI

Say: Before we go, is that wacko girl gonna try to traumatize us too?

Say: She better not.

@-say-

Better for you to get out before you find out...

@AngeI

Say: Thanks anyway.

Arc: Bye!!

@-say-

*waves dismissively*

@AngeI

Now what?

V-i-o-l-e-n-c-e

@AngeI

What type?

The kind with this bat I think.

@AngeI

Why MY bat?

Because it's conveniently in my hands.

@AngeI

And it's conveniently MY BAT.

That is conveniently in my possession.

@AngeI

Have YOU accidentally hit a mirror with that bat?

"Accidentally" sure.

No.

@AngeI

Where does that door lead to? Just curious.

Outside.

Or... wherever you came from.

This location is in some kind of interdimensional space she calls the "Unaverse"

@AngeI

Weird.

Time doesn't exist here either.

And random weird things will happen to us occasionally where a few of us get stuck together or something like that for a "bonding moment"

It really just makes everyone hate everyone else, but I'm sure she knows that.

@AngeI

So do we hate each other now?

Maybe.

@AngeI

This is boring.

[there's a clicking sound]

@AngeI

What was that?

*looks at wrist*

Something handcuffed us.

Great.

@AngeI

If I get handcuffed one more time, I'm gonna lose it.

Luckily for you...

Maybe unluckily-

I don't have any handcuffs.

But I don't have any keys either so I'm taking you with me I guess-

@AngeI

I guess.

Ah... Nevermind, for now.

*turns to the door*

@AngeI @ChrisP

hEEEElllllOooooo

@ghostieX3

Who are you

@AngeI @ChrisP

The

Ghostie

Fear me ye mortals wahahhahaa

@ghostieX3

Oh wait you

*points at picture on wall of Una, you, and Sweets*

And sadly I'm no longer mortal

@AngeI @ChrisP

It's me on the wall

Aren't I adorable

There's a right answer

@ghostieX3

Um...

Yes.

@AngeI @ChrisP

Good jobb

*randomly starts spinning crispy*

I'm excited to be meeting you

@ghostieX3

You just missed his wedding. A real tragedy.

@AngeI @ghostieX3

This girl is just as bad.

How do you know?

@AngeI @ChrisP

Hey Crispy remember when I twisted you til your ribs cracked somehow

I didn't even know ghosts had ribs

@ghostieX3

...Crispy

@ChrisP @AngeI

Chris P

Chris. P.

Crispy.

Just like his ribs

@ghostieX3

I always thought ribs made more of a cracking sound.

Like, uh...

@Carl_ come here.

@ChrisP @AngeI

Who?

@AngeI

Why hello there, Maximilian, I see you have summoned me?

@Carl_

What's up

@ghostieX3

Well I believe that the ceiling and that small spider in the corner as well as the air molecules and microscopic organisms are what is above us at the moment.

@ChrisP
That skin monster.

@Carl_
Don't... Don't call me that...

@Carl_

Correct answer good job yayyy

@ghostieX3

*tips skin hat that he stole from Henry so long ago*

@AngeI @ghostieX3 @Carl_

...
*doesn't look too happy*

@Carl_

Nice hat

@ChrisP

Cheer up Crisp

And salutations to you, unhealthily pale man.

*whispers* You should have that checked. I know a few people if you intend to have your issue fixed.

@ghostieX3

Why thank you, small girl who somehow invaded this location so I must only assume you are in possession of some kind of teleportation device provided by the strange girl who founded this place.

@Carl_

I'm awesome :sunglasses:

@ghostieX3

Ah, yes, here it is in the records. You have access to the Harem Pocket Dimension with The Remote.

And two girls named Pumpkin and Howl have access to Maximilian's room. Interesting.

@Carl_
Awesome

@ghostieX3

It is something to see in awe, I suppose.

@Carl_

What kind of records are tho-

Nevermind... back on the topic of the sound of ribs...

@AngeI

OOOoooh ribs