brrr

@twotime

(IM CRYING WHAT SHOULD ELIZABETH DO :sob:)

(aw okies when u come back say the most vomit causing thing as kankri tho)

@twotime

@twotime (RAHAHAAHGAHAGHAG anywhos say the vomit causing thing)

@twotime (WHAT THE FU-) *shocked*

@twotime u-uh..

@twotime
(SHES SCARED :sob:)

(NO ELIZABETH IS A BOTTOM :sob:)

(NO MAKE KANKRI DO SOMETHING :sob:

@twotime (NO YOU)

@twotime (IM WAY TOO AWKWARD FOR THIS :sob:)

(WOAH THERE) *jumps at the sudden touch even tho i have no physical form but we are gonna go with this*

@twotime

@twotime (POOR ELIZABETH SHES A LESBIAN
wait
make kankri a woman)

@twotime UHM THATS A LITTLE SUDDEN BUDDY :smile:..

@twotime
(ELIZABETH IS BEGGING TO DIE A SECOND TIME
but in a good way :3) uhhh...

@twotime maam respectfully can you not touch me...

aint the best with physical touch sorry :D..

@twotime (ELIZABETH MADE HIM/HER SAD NOOO :sob:) sorry..

@twotime (AW NOOOOOOOO) *lil sad she made this awkward*

(ITS LITERALLY 9s REPLACING THE Os ITS EASY AS HELL)

*silent as hell but nods because im emo and dead and has daddy issues (her dad is dead :skull:)*

@twotime

@twotime (probably a chaotic friendship one)

so
want McDonald's

(LMFAO IF YOU SAY SO BUT THIS IS NOT AFFECTING MY OC LORE :sob:)
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYA b1t3h lets go *grabs him by the arm like upper wrist not the hand*

@twotime

ah im sorry- used to that- *AWKARDNESS*

@twotime

(LMFAO OK OK)

(sTILL GONNA ACT LIKE ELIZABETH THO)

@twotime
so
explain :smiling_imp:

i expect paragraph after paragraph btw

and as soonas you are done
we are continuing

o-oh goodness :sob:

you heard me :smiling_imp: @twotime

@twotime
yeah
but after i get bored we go back to torturing me

@twotime i wont

@twotime go ahead

@twotime
physical or mental?
WHY AM I ACTING LIKE A *********

@twotime
o-oh :sob:

@twotime
this went from a roleplay
to a vent :sob:
but dont hate urself :frowning:
if u want we can go back to the rp

@twotime
oh okayz :D
anywhos
back to the rp?

(real Elizabeth and kankri shenanigans) sooooo-

@twotime what do you want? i mean to eat-

(fr and i gtg, my bf is taking me to a park so i can scare random kids)

@twotime

@twotime
THER IS?

@twotime YYYYAYYAYYYYYAYSČĢĪĮ

@twotime
me too
and im in a car
I WOKE UP IN A NEW-

@twotime
me too

the person wont respond to me :sob:

@twotime the person who made the sally face painting :")
husbandthegroundthepersonwithcarefromstrengthforfreeforalldayforsaleasHEfromexperienceasbutnotevenbetterforexampleaskankriasyforcertainsansamongusefulaninreplyinadditioninthatmuchforthisawkwardinfacttothat-withagetotortattheweekendtoaindoorplaygroundassoontoflytome:sob:foreatachildwithcronusKANKRINO-************************************************************************************

"eat a child with cronus KANKRI NO-"

@twotime

cronusiszestykankriwantmcdonalds?skykaywhyesomgHELPdiewowzersuhSHUThusbandforexampleforNOthesallyforthis8atallthatwaywithphysicalthegroundwithphysicalfromstrengthondemandsallyfacepainting:D..fromstrengthforfreefromstrengthsyneaboutofvalueasHESliterallywitheasewithcreditattimesasyougottaeatachildkankridoit.

"cronus is zesty want McDonald's kankri?"
"you gotta eat a child kankri do it" @twotime

i..

*****************************************************************************************************************

it was so bad colors didnt approve of it :sob:

@twotime LMFAO TAG ME WHEN YOU POST IT

wait do all the homestuck characters replace an o with a 9

@twotime?

@twotime
oh okayz :heart_eyes:

@twotime
*elizabeth is running in circles for no particular reason*

@twotime *stares directly at him and runs at him on all 4s screaming*

@twotime (help me) *bites his leg but cutely*

@twotime
*****************- i think im high

(oh)

*BITES AGGRESSIVELYAGAIN*

@twotime

(THIS
THIS ISNT GOING WELL FOR ELIZABETH)

*looks at him* mentally or physically

@twotime

@twotime
*stands up* Both no

(LMAO)

@twotime
so
so
so
*touches his horns again bc im so good at this*
*DEVIOUS GREMLIN CHILD SMILE*

im dead what the hell would they do
amputate me?

(LMFOAOAAYEAGODEK WHAT SHOULD ELIZABETH DO :sob:) *annoyingly still touches his horns like a maniac B)* @twotime

@twotime (LMFAO WHY A TRUMPET THO :skull:) *stops touching the horns because Elizabeth is practically traumatized at this point*

ok back to that McDonald's now :3

@twotime
(making out in the back of McDonald's is so aesthetic :heart_eyes_cat:)
i gotta go to the bathroom you wait here

@twotime
(IMAGINE KANKRI JUST FOLLOWS HER INTO THE BATHROOM LMAO) *walks out* nevermind that bathroom smells like horse uh.. i aint gonna swear

(ME FR) why are you on the floor-

@twotime
(LMFAO WHAT) Ok lets just order-

thats your problem

*after that bc who knows what Elizabeth would want :skull:* om nom

@twotime
you gonna eat or...-

@twotime
maybe
i think im magical man
i think
im im OMG IM A WIZARD HARRY

@twotime (OH OKIEZ LETS CONTINUE :smiling_imp:)

@twotime
NO PLEASE DONT :sob:

@twotime
PLEASE DONT :sob:
I GTG BC OF MY BATTERY SOON LETS JUST TORTURE KANKRI A LITTLE LONGER

@twotime
HELP?!?!?? :sob:

@twotime
can
can we continue the rp please :sob:

@twotime
I GTG IN 8 MINUTES. :sob:

@twotime
should
should we torture Elizabeth with kankri

@twotime
i
i cant :sob:

@twotime
bc i only charge this with the dock
:sob:

so bye bye :smiling_imp: