whos ur puppet :) and are u a marionette? (aka a person who controlls puppets)

@_-l3x-_

I AM a puppet myself but...

I can marionette sometimes! With really big hands.

@Fantoccio

soooooooo u control people?

@_-l3x-_

SOMETIMES!

I'm not rude and control people for no reason.

@Fantoccio

kk :D And one of ur stage lights is broken :skull:

@_-l3x-_

WAIT really?

How tall are you

@Unaone

I dunno. Maybe 4' something? But my short stature doesn't mean I can't put on an extravagant show!

Can you please hop into this small, unsuspicious box

@Unaone

Nope! I have shows to put on!

@Unaone

But why do you want me to go in the box, if I may ask?

Better question:

Why would you think you can't put a show on in this small, unsuspicious box?

@Unaone

Hmm.. that is a good question, but I don't think my audience would fit..

They can watch from outside the box :)))

@Unatwo Hmm..

Okayy.. but do I have to pay for it? And what if I'm claustrophobic? (I'm not but this should stall her for just a little second..)

It's completely free! :))))

And this thing is much bigger on the inside than it looks I swear :))))))))

@Unatwo

Hmm.. I'll look..

*peeks his head into the unsuspicious small box*

See? It's like a tardis :))))))))))))

@Unatwo

This looks oddly suspicious.

Can you not see the word "UNSUSPICIOUS" on the side of the box?

@Fantoccio
*pushes him in the box (lightly)*

@Unatwo
thank me l8er :sunglasses:

@Fantoccio See how unsuspicious how i pushed u in

@Unatwo @ghostieX3

Hey!!! Do you know who I am??? I am Fantoccio the Great!!

@ghostieX3

Thank you Ghostieee

*skedaddles away with the small, unsuspicious box containing Fantoccio the Great*

@Unatwo

HEYYY, LET ME GOOO!!!!

*angry short silly wooden puppet theater kid noises*

Worry not, small puppet thing, you shall be taken good care of

@Unatwo

Where are we going???

*still angrily pounding on the walls of the box*

GOOD QUESTION I DIDN'T THINK THAT FAR

*skedaddles even faster*

@Unaone

WHATT??? You DON'T EVEN KNOW???? THEN WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME??

WELL I WAS THINKING OF THE REGALA LABS BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I'M HOLDING SOMEONE THERE RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE THE CANDY STORE INSTEAD

@Unaone

LAB????? YOU HAVE A LAB???

ACTUALLY I HAVE A POODLE BUT I ALSO HAVE A TESTING FACILITY

@Unaone

AND WHAT FOR??

(I might be unactife because its hard to snek on my switch qt 11:34 or whatevee time kt is)

11:25 ))

(okidoki)

FOR TESTING OF COURSE

@Unaone BUT TO TEST WHO??? ARE YOU BEING SPECIFIC WITG WHO??

WELL LATELY WE'VE BEEN USING THIS FUNNY GIANT GHOST MAN

@Unaone

So just- EXPIREMENT ON HIM!!

LATEEEEERRRRRRR

*still skedaddling*

Kiddo, that's rude.

@Unaone
CAN I- LEAVE THE BOX??

I'M BUSY

BUSY WITH WHAT

@Unaone

UUUUUHHHHMMM....

PLANNING SHOWS!

FOR WHOM

@Unaone

EVERYONE!
AND I HAVE TO FEED SHARKSPERE

I HIRED A SHARKSPERE SITTER DON'T WORRY

@Unaone

WHO???

THIS TALL GUY IN A RED SUIT AND FUNNY GRAY HAIR

@Unaone
WELL HE DOESNT SOUND TRUSTWORTHY SO LET ME OUTTTTttttt...

@Unaone

Hello, neighbor! If you do not mind me asking, why are there quiet sobs coming from your small, unsuspicious box?

@WallyDarling_

Well why don'tcha hop in and find out?

@Unaone

I am sorry neighbor, but I cannot. I wouldn't want to risk being kidnapped, right? Ha, ha ha.

@WallyDarling_

Whaddaya mean? Nobody ever gets kidnapped in a small, unsuspicious box, now do they?

Noooooo, they're only kidnapped in small, SUSPICIOUS boxes, see?

@Unaone @WallyDarling_

LET ME OUUUUTTTTT

DON'T MIND THAT SOUND THAT'S JUST MY PHONE RINGING-

@Unaone

You have one strange ringtone, ha, ha ha.

Why is it someone begging to be let out? That sure is strange, but I'm not judging.

@Unaone @WallyDarling_

IT'S NOT A RINGTONE

I AM FANTOCCIO THE GREAT AND I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN THIS TRUELY SUSPICIOUS BOX!!!

@WallyDarling_

Ehrm-

Don't tell anyone but I'm a sucker for meme culture haha yeah that's what it is

My, my, I hope that phone stops ringing in this strange way haha

@Unaone

..may I take a look in that box, neighbor?

@WallyDarling_

Of course! :)

@WallyDarling_ @Unaone

*jumps out of the box and sorta floats away while it's open*

*the small, unsuspicious box turns into a small, unsuspicious black hole*

@Unaone
It is time for me to go. Goodbye neighbor.

*puppet skedaddle*

woag

@Unaone
LEAVE ME ALONE
WEIRD
GIRL

I JUST WANNA

MAKE MORE EXTRAVAGANT ART

OR SOMETHING

You're not even gonna let me take you to the candy store? :(((

@Unaone

I DONT WANT CANDY!!

But everything is so sticky and pleasant there! :((((((((

@Unaone

NO

I DON'T EAT CANDY ANYWAY

Then what do you eat?

@Unaone

Nothing.

Not even this?

*pulls out Regala Irresistibly Edible Object™*

@Unaone

WHAT is that??

An irresistibly edible object

Nobody can resist the desire to eat it

@Unaone

I can!

I'm a puppet. And great.

*gets out the Regala Makes-You-Wanna-Eat Raygun™*

@Unaone

I can dodge!

*gets out the Regala Undodgeable Makes-You-Wanna-Eat Raygun*

™*

@Unaone

Well I CAN LEAVE!

*puppet float-skedaddle*

Darn

I have other products but I left them in the other skull ribbon

@Unaone

Finally, I got away. Now I can.. draw.

Draw

WHAT

@Unaone
MYSELF!!

WHAT EGO

@Unaone

I HAVE AN EGO

IS IT A PROBLEM??

Humility will get you far :innocent:

@Unaone

I do not care.

Okay :innocent: :innocent: :angel: :angel: :innocent: :innocent: :angel: :innocent:

You remind me of a certain somebody, you know

(oorp: what would you consider your main color on your persona)

@Unaone Who?

(the pink on my tie I think)

Well I once heard a story about a little wooden puppet boy who wanted to put on a show...

@Unaone

And then what?

*insert upside down float*

He crushed a cricket, almost turned into a literal a- donkey, and then got eaten by a shark

@Unaone

That's the story of Pinnochio. Is it a threat? If so, it isn't working.

Threat? Nah, I'm just explaining a potential fate of yours :>

@Unaone

Well guess what?

Number one, my nose doesn't grow when I lie.

Number two, I wasn't brought to life by some stupid blue fairy.

Number three, I'm older then Pinnochio, he was possibly a tween, or a mere child.

That don't change anything :)))))))

@Unaone

Why are you so ANNOYING???

Because I'm speedrunning how quickly I can traumatize you :)))))))))))))))

@Unaone

Well too bad.

(Do you do this speedrun for all of my rp accs? ((listen im not complaining it makes for good rp content)))

(that's the plan :smiling_imp:)

Okay....

So....

How many people are usually in your audience?

@Unaone

Maybe..

Around 10. I'm pretty popular if you ask me.

Wow, ten!

And how many are still awake by the end of the show?

@Unaone

All of them, obviously.

Oh that makes sense

You'd probably give them nightmares if they tried

@Unaone

Because of how good of an actor I am?

No, because they're terrified of how bad you are!

[laughtrack]

@Unaone

Hmph. I'm going back to the theater. Follow me if you dare, but I hope you realize you shouldn't messed with Fantoccio.

*puppet float skedaddle thing*

*shapeshifter unfloaty skedaddle thing*

@Unaone

There. We're at the theater.
..You're still here???

Yessirree

@Unaone

You know what?

*puppet float again and these random gigantic hands just appear*

(fun fact: Fantoccio is probably like, 3'9. He's so short.)

Oooooooooh

(smol bean)

@Unaone

*hands start moving around*

(smollest bean)

Awwwww how cute!

@Unaone

WHAT? WHAT IS CUTE??

The hands! They're adorable!

Oh and you too I guess!

@Unaone

NO THEY'RE NOT!!!! THEY'RE GIGANTIC HANDS!! TALLER THEN ME!!

@Unaone

And I am not CUTE!

I AM FANTOCCIO THE GREAT!

Awwwwww, look at their wittle fingers

@Unaone

SIX FEET TALL AND 13 FEET IN THE AIR!!!

Adorable! >w<

So much smaller than mine!

@Unaone

FOR THE LOVE OF HAMLET, THIS WOMEN!!!

WOMAN.

HAMLET???

ALAS POOR YORICK. I KNEW HIM, HORATIO. A FELLOW OF INFINITE JEST AND MOST EXCELLENT FANCY. HE HATH BORE ME ON HIS BACK A THOUSAND TIMES. AND NOW, HOW ABHORRED IN MY IMAGINATION IT IS! MY GORGE RISES AT IT! HERE LIE THOSE LIPS THAT I HAVE KISSED KNOW NOT HOW OFT. WHERE BE YOUR JUDGE NOW? YOUR GAMBLES? YOUR SONGS? YOUR FLESH WAS OF MERRIMENT THAT WERE ONE TO SET A TABLE ON A ROAR! NOT ONE NOW TO MOCK YOUR OWN GRINNING, BY CHOP FALLEN

@Unaone

You're good at remembering lines..

ANYWAY

IS THERE ANYONE LESS ANNOYING I CAN TALK TO??

NO :)

@Unaone

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOu!!!

*tries to use the hands that are much much much much bigger then Fantoccio himself (but isn't everything) but at least a bit big enough to cover Una a bit with their shadow to puppeteer her*

(ooc: if some letters are like "EeEEe" its just because I kinda headcanon he gets voice cracks when he's really angry so there's that)

(Also in his boss fight it might be worth getting hit because he just puppeteers and dances with you for 3 seconds??? It's awesome)

(WHY DID I WRITE PARAGRAPHS HELP)

*my sweater turns into a tailed suit and my bow grows a top hat*

*starts dancing on my own free will*

IIIIIIIIII GOT NO STRINGS
TO HOLD ME DOWN
TO MAKE ME LAUGH
TO MAKE ME FROWN
I GOT NO STRINGS
AS YOU CAN SEE
THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

@Unaone

*looks disappointed*

*stops being disappointed*

*starts dancing too*

*i take some random femur out of nowhere and spin it like a baton while continuing to dance*

HI-HO
THE MAR-I-O
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO
I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
NOTHING EVER WORRIES ME
I GOT NO STRINGS
[italian speaking overlaps this part of the song]
THEY GOT STRINGS
BUT YOU CAN SEE
THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

@Unaone

*floaty backflips*

*does a little tap dance solo*

@Unaone

*it's just vibes*

[an actual crowd starts to come in]

@Unaone

LOOK! LOOK! A CROWD!!

*gets super duper excited and dances really fast*

Oh, right, forgot this dance was a summoning ritual too-

@Unaone

*just falls right over*

Oh dear.

*starts singing "This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee"*

@Unaone

...

*just lays there not even breathing (because he's a wooden puppet)*

[the crowd starts following me around as if I was the Pied Piper]

@Unaone

*curls up into a ball*

*opens a portal to my backyard gate*

@Unaone

*sobbing*

*takes the crowd of what seems to be two thugs and a bunch of children to my backyard*

@Unaone

*curiously looks into the portal*

@Fantoccio

*still singing that song*

@Unaone

I'm going to go feed Sharkspeare.

*wiggles fingers in that goodbye wave kind of way*

@Unaone

*hesitant wave*

*the portal closes*

@Unaone

Fantoccio can write an I Survived book :confetti_ball: ))

/j

barnaby: which is better, dutch apple pie or cheesecake? i cant decide because im dead. -falls on the floor sobbing-

do u like being a puppet?