*turns around*

Snatcher: Alright kiddo, WHAT?

@_Snatcher_

[they look like Raymond from ACNH but with a very twirly mustache]

*says some unimatable witch curse word*

Snatcher: What the heck is this thing?

@_Snatcher_

It is...

*shudders*

Aunt Morgan's familiar...

Snatcher: Looks harmless. Why are you afraid?

@_Snatcher_

Raymond?: ξηηβτνιψιμτμυ νιβιι νυμκμμκθιν νυνκθρξθ ωμλμκφαλ νυββιυα ββθ νυξθη ξγι???

*looks at it disapprovingly*

What?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Thou do not want to know what it said.

Raymond: ΞΒΙΓΙ ΚΦΒΚΒΚΦΒΙ ΞΥΒΘΞΘΤ!!!

Snatcher: I do.

*crosses arms*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: He said "how do you make a witch scratch???"

Snatcher: Why are you scared of this thing?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Doth thou know about those insane people who would murder to be with someone they love?

Snatcher: oh OH

THOSE WEIRD DERE THINGS

BU WHOSE THIS THINGS... "LOVE"???

@_Snatcher_

Sage: CUTTHROAT. IT LOVES CUTTHROAT.

THAT IS ALSO WHY HE IS NOT-

Erm...

Raymond: ΞΗΓΓΘΤ τιξβθνβ υνκφ ♡♡♡!!

Snatcher: I don't like that thing.

Can you translate?

^^
Snatcher:

@_Snatcher_

Sage: ...It brought a friend.

Snatcher: what..? What is it?

Hat Kid: Oh look, a tsundere is meeting a yandere!

Snatcher: When did that kid get here..? And, I AM NOT A TSUNDERE! And we are busy.

@_Snatcher_

Raymond: ΝΑΒΘΤΝΗΡ νιτββσθβι ΜΚΚΤΤΥΦ θιββφΝΤ...

Sage: ...She is the the friend.

Sage: Also, what is a tsundere?

Snatcher: WHAT? I must have heard wrong? WHO???

Hat Kid: A tsundere is someone who rejects romantic relationships and teases and is rude to the people they love! Snatcher is definitely one, hehe.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: You... Hat... Kid. Doth thou know... that thing?

And why would Snatcher be a... tsundere?

Hat Kid: First, I'm cool, Second, he just is like that.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Alright. Snatcher, who art thou... tsundere for?

Snatcher: Nobody. Literally nobody.

Hat Kid: Don't you have a.. Fey en cay??

Snatcher: You mean fiancee?

Hat Kid: Same thing.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Oh, do not remind us.

Raymond: νθβθββγρθ ιξττγτι ΤΝΤΘΝΗΣΒΡΞΡΗ !!!

Snatcher: What did it say now?

Hat Kid: *bounce*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: It wants to be thine best man.

(help my freddy fazbear post is like 3 away from 100 shdhdjdk)

Snatcher: For me or you?

(good :smiling_imp:)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Thou. For some reason.

Snatcher: Oh. ...okay?

@_Snatcher_

Cutthroat: *scared axolotl noise*

Snatcher: Oh, theres the axolotl.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Oh, good I was worr-

Raymond: *snatches him*

Sage: NONONONONO

Snatcher: No. No. Give Cutthroat back.

(heres some random good news, my english teacher is awesome)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: GIVE ME BACK THINE MASTER'S BROTHER RIGHT. NOW.

(Ooh, why?)

Snatcher: Cutthroat is not for the taking.

So stop it.

(He participates in a lot of rallies for social justice and stuff!!!)

@_Snatcher_

Raymond: βτββιαιακαιι !!!

Sage: Thou art not. No.

(Ooh cool mine just rambles a lot lol)

Snatcher: If I'm being honest, Sage, you're the only not annoying person I know.

(I mean, I'm pretty sure everyones does-)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Same to thou, friend. Thou and...

*agressively rips Cutthroat from Raymond's hands*

Him.

Snatcher: And now we leave the Chuck E Cheese.

*ghost man skedaddle*

Snatcher: Now what strange adventure to embark on next?

@_Snatcher_

*wand buzzes*

Snatcher: What is it?

(It's funny how these two are just so busy with adventures left and right and it all started with a rainbow drink lmao)

@_Snatcher_

It's my cellular wand.

*uses it like a cell phone*

(two bros being bros while knowing they're engaged to people against their will all because of a rainbow beverage we've been doing this for like three days lmao)

(i gotta draw something for this eventually)

(Imagine if we rp for a week- And also yea, Im starting to draw something for this friendship)

Snatcher: Who is it?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: That Franziska woman. The Affirmativa Solva wore off on her. She will not do anything for us.

I do not think it matters anyways. Thine fiancee and the shapeshifter shall likely spy on us no matter what we do.

*the wand buzzes again*

Snatcher: Oh. Whose it now?

@_Snatcher_

*reluctant click*

Sage: ...Yes, Mother?

*very still and quiet*

Uuh, do I need to step aside?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: No, it involves thou.

[she is talking through the phone in some strange language]

...Even if thou cannot understand her.

Oh. What is she saying?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: ...She is talking about my elopement. And if thou art invited.

Oh. Mine should be a day apart from yours. Im sure my.. Fiancee won't mind.

@_Snatcher_

...She wants her invited too...

Mother does not understand elopement very well.

I see. My fiancee wants THE WEDDING. To be in a week. I'm just going to wear a single bowtie to be petty, or something.

*the words The Wedding are said very aggressively and Snatcher visibly doesn't like the thought.*

@_Snatcher_

My fiancee wants us to elope in Italy with goats for flower girls.

For budgeting reasons we art using the shapeshifter as the goat and the officiant.

While we art on the topic of weddings, may I ask thee something?

Sure.

@_Snatcher_

There is something called a "best man" would thou be that?

Of course

@_Snatcher_

Alright, alright...

[a hardcover book suddenly is thrown right at Sage's head]

What the heck?? Who did that??

You okay there?

@_Snatcher_

*picks up the book*

"Geronimo Stilton."

...Well, it was not one of my aunts.

I am fine.

Oh. Isn't that a kids book?

*looks around to maybe see who threw that*

@_Snatcher_

[there's a little girl with pink and magenta pigtails across the street]

*goes over to her*

Did you throw a book?

@_Snatcher_

...No.

@AngeI Did you SEE anyone throw a book or are you lying to me? Is it because I'm 7'4? Kid, just tell the truth. Did you see or do anything?

@_Snatcher_

I see alotta things, mister.

@AngeI You're not answering my question.

*disturbed standing still from the other side of the street*

@_Snatcher_

Yer no fun. >:(

@AngeI

*shapeshifts into Angel*

"yEr nO fUn"

I don't care what's fun, my friend might've gotten a concussion!

*angry rambling*

(also if I just stop responding I got a bit sleepy)

@Unaone I have arised from my slumber if you're ready again ))

@_Snatcher_ @OyasumiOyasumi

hai ))

I think I fell asleep first lol ))

you won :confetti_ball: ))

@_Snatcher_

Continuing now? ))

Yup ))

@_Snatcher_

...Snatcher... Be very careful near her.

I've been through worse then having to yell at a child.

@_Snatcher_

I do not know what she is but merely calling her a "child" doth not suffice.

*notices Sage*

OH HI MR. WITCH MAN!!!

Why so?

(its so funny how they're probably yelling from across the street to talk to each other)

@_Snatcher_

*yelps when she notices him*

Just... Trust me. She is not to toy with.

[one of the flying eyeballs approaches him]

*girlish scream*

(they definitely are)

It's just a flying eyeball. It's not that scary.

(also i love how we're still rp-ing on the tooth fairy post)

@_Snatcher_

THOU DID NOT KNOW WHO THAT WAS.

(fr)

What do you mean by that?

@_Snatcher_

[a hardcover book flies into Snatcher's face too]

@AngeI
That didn't really hurt too bad. Good thing I'm not blue. *picks up the book* What the heck is the book now?

@_Snatcher_

I dunno. I got it from Miss Una. I can't read very good.

@_Snatcher_

SHE IS ALLIED WITH THE SHAPESHIFTER. SEE?

AND THAT EYE BELONGED TO ONE OF MY AUNTS.

My gosh. Does she gauge peoples eyes out?

@AngeI So you do throw them?

@_Snatcher_

No. Also really she wasn't an aunt per se... erm...

I do not know how she does it.

Oh. I see. Still.

Slightly scary.

@_Snatcher_

Well ya didn't see me throw it, huh?

WAIT MR. WITCH WADDAYA MEAN BY AUNT????

DID YOU KNOW MOMMY?

@AngeI

Does that matter?

@_Snatcher_

You didn't see me throw it so ya don't know.

@AngeI

YES I KNEW HER NOW LET US MOVE ON.

@AngeI It doesn't matter. You might still have thrown it.

@Sage_Officinalis

>:P Fine!

@_Snatcher_

It wasn't me! It was him!

*point directly at literally nothing*

@AngeI

..the air? Look kiddo, I don't believe it.

@_Snatcher_

Ya can't see him, dummy!

[another eye circles Snatcher]

@AngeI I am not dumb. And say he is real, why would he throw it?

@_Snatcher_

Uh...

'Cuz I told him to. ¬_¬

@AngeI

So you are responsible.

@_Snatcher_

He coulda said no! He's older than me!

@AngeI That doesn't change the fact that you're still responsible.

@_Snatcher_

Well, I...

[another book is chucked at his face from seemingly nowhere]

(i gotta go for a little bit aaa)

@AngeI
Wha- AGAIN??? Where do these books come from anyway?

(it's good just tag my main when you're back)

@oyasumioyasumi

@AngeI

I have descended from the sky ))

/e wave ))

@OyasumiOyasumi

Kaboom ))

@_Snatcher_

*points in the same direction*

Him!

He just..summoned a book? That makes no sense.

@AngeI

@_Snatcher_

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[another eyeball circles him]

@AngeI

What even are the eyes for anyway?

@_Snatcher_

So I can know

e v e r y t h i n g

About you!

*another girlish scream*

@AngeI

Ookay?

And does it actually work, or do you just see the specific shade of purple I am?

@_Snatcher_

SoooooooOOOOOooo... you were a prince?

@AngeI

*ghostly eye widen*

@_Snatcher_

See this is why thou should fear her!

Well that's not even too bad, that's basic information.

*crosses arms*

I'm fine, there's worse.

@_Snatcher_

Who's Vanessa? Were you loooooooove?

(*in love)

@AngeI

...

@_Snatcher_

And some little kid keeps ruining your life?

Wow, that's what Mr. Witch would probably call pathetic!

Not that he's much better. >:P

@AngeI

He already knows, we doth not need to talk about my previous few weeks of life. Or anything before it.

@AngeI

I hate you.

@_Snatcher_

Golly! People sure do tell me that a lot! I wonder why!

[another book is thrown at Snatcher]

CHESTER, STOP THROWING THOSE BOOKS MISS UNA GAVE ME!

@AngeI

Chester? That's the stupid guy who keeps throwing books at me?

@_Snatcher_

Yep! I'm kinda surprised you can't see him 'cuz he's a ghost too!

MR. WITCH GET OVER HERE!!!

@_Snatcher_ Oh. That is weird.

@AngeI @_Snatcher_

*reluctantly gets closer*

He is a phantom currently, I assume.

[the eyeball that was circling Sage goes back to Angel]

Ah, I see. Or in this case, I don't. (*badum tss*)

Why is this city, or whatever so weird?

@_Snatcher_

Because it is full of idiots too strong for their own knowledge.

Sounds about right.

@_Snatcher_ @Sage_Officinalis

Hey! I got an idea!

@AngeI What? What could possibly be your idea?

@AngeI

Whatever it is, NO.

@_Snatcher_ @Sage_Officinalis

I need to try something and a giant Mr. Ghost and Mr. Witch would be PERFECT!!

@AngeI but, WHAT IS IT?

@_Snatcher_ @AngeI

Oh no.

Oh, no no no.

I know exactly what this is.

*steps back*

What?

*steps back with Sage just in case*

@_Snatcher_

Well... My big brother said to only use this in an emergency...

But...

I've never done it before I think I need practice!

@AngeI BUT DO WHAT??? JUST TELL US!!

@_Snatcher_

*transforms into something that is probably best described as a biblically accurate angel*

[Sage, Cutthroat, Snatcher, Angel, and probably Chester are now inside a white void]

@AngeI

..okay what just happened?

@_Snatcher_

[in an unearthly voice]

Å ŤĘŚȚ.

@AngeI

This "test" looks bad.

@_Snatcher_

I hath heard of this ability of hers, but never hath I seen it up close...

I want to continue to be afraid but I am fascinated.

This white void is slightly intimidating.

@_Snatcher_

I believe she will transform it into one of her infamous illusions in a moment.

Strange.

@_Snatcher_

[The white void turns into what seems to be a giant city made of candy. However, this "candyland" doesn't feel very... pleasant]

Ew, I don't really like candy.

@AngeI

@_Snatcher_

I do not either.

At least for consumption.

@AngeI

I suppose we art trapped here for a while, young lady?

ŸĚρ! ŞÊË ŸĄ İÑ Â βĮȚ!

[vanishes but leaves an eyeball behind]

@AngeI This is horrible. Why a candyland?

Sage, let's just try to get out of here.

@_Snatcher_

There doth not seem to be an exit...

Can I take a nap, or something? I haven't done that in a while.

@_Snatcher_

If thou wish.

*runs off to go sleep, but literally sleeps with one eye open*

@_Snatcher_

Bizarre.

Cutthroat, go look for some way out.

[compliant axolotl noise]

Hat Kid: Hello!! It was so hard to get in here.

@_Snatcher_

*another girlish scream*

HOW.

Hat Kid: Because I wanted to find you two.

@_Snatcher_

That is a why.

I asked how.

Hat Kid: That'd make it less fun, silly!

@_Snatcher_

*picks her up and shakes her aggressively*

TELL ME, YE LITTLE CREEP.

Hat Kid: *casually slips out of his grip* Nope! I'm gonna go look for Snatcher now. *runs away*

Hat Kid: Found him!

@_Snatcher_

And what doth thou plan to do with him?

Hat Kid: Nothing, just found him!

Snatcher: Wha- when did that annoying kid get here?

(i'm gonna have to go again in like a few minutes sdhjl)

@_Snatcher_

She just appeared a moment ago.

its ok but when you come back tag this acc & my main ))

Snatcher: And how?

@_Snatcher_

She will not tell me.

Snatcher: Kid, will you LEAVE?

Hat Kid: Nope!

@_Snatcher_

What doth thou want with us, child?

Hat Kid: Fun. I think. Maybe.

@_Snatcher_

...

Thou art having FUN?

Hat Kid: Yup!! This candy land is fun!

@_Snatcher_

[there's a loud noise]

This place doth not seem off to thou at all?

I still cannot comprehend how thou managed to come here.

Hat Kid: Nope! This is nice! *completely ignores the bang*

Snatcher: You seriously didn't hear that?

(noise, I mean)

@_Snatcher_

(I'll go with a bang. Also about to leave >:P)

[there's more noises]

*looks in the direction where they're coming from*

(alr)

Hat Kid: Those noises are goofy.

Snatcher: GOOFY???

(its all good :thumbsup:)

@_Snatcher_ @OyasumiOyasumi

here i am :confetti_ball: ))

@_Snatcher_

Thou do not know what that is.

Snatcher: Well, what are those noises?

@_Snatcher_

It was one of that girl's... "imaginary friends..."

Hat Kid: Sounds fun!!

Snatcher: WHAT?

@_Snatcher_

[a tall humanoid that seems to just be bones held together by skin steps in front of them]

...I hope Cutthroat is alright.

Hat Kid: Oooh, look at thiss!!

Snatcher: What is THAT?

@_Snatcher_

[the flying eyeball opens up to reveal a fang-loaded mouth]

Eyeball: (in a distorted version of Angel's voice) Ťħąț'ś Ćàřļ!

Hat Kid: Oooh, cool!!

Snatcher: Strange..

@_Snatcher_

Carl: *bends down and picks up Hat Kid with its claws*

Sage: ...I really hope Cutthroat is alright.

Hat Kid: Yay!!

Snatcher: Is that kid gonna be okay?? *slight concern*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Doth thou care?

Snatcher: Maybe..no?

Hat Kid: Yippee!!

@_Snatcher_

Carl: *unhinges its jaw*

Hat Kid: Wow, so cool!

Snatcher: *slightly concerned*

@_Snatcher_

Carl: *tosses her in its mouth*

Sage: ...Oh dear.

Snatcher: *grabs Hat Kid*

Hat Kid: Heyyyy!! :((

@_Snatcher_

Sage: How uncharacteristic of thou. She likely would hath been fine, though. 'Tis all an illusion, after all.

Snatcher: I don't wanna be responsible for anything that could possibly happen to her.

Hat Kid: Don't be a party pooper!!

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Thou would be fine. I know a few people...

Carl: *grabs Snatcher this time*

Snatcher: *gets out of its grip and backs up* This thing is horrifying. When the heck can we get out?

Hat Kid: But I dont wanna leaveee.. :(

@_Snatcher_

Eyeball: Ýęŕ şțīłĺ ņö ƒųń! >:(

Sage: Tsk. What doth thou want us to do here, little girl?

Snatcher: What ARE we supposed to do anyway?

(also how do you even grab Snatcher- like, by the kind of fluff around his non existent neck?? or by his arms or under his arms or by his head?? he'll get brain damage!! waaa)

@_Snatcher_

Eyeball: (in Angel's normal voice) ...Ummmmm... I didn't think that far! Maybe you should go to the candy castle and you'll get out?

[a lengthly candy-striped road with a giant, but distant candy castle fades in before them]

Sage: ...This shall be a long trip.

(Carl is like 10 feet tall and his claws are probably long enough to kinda wrap around him I guess?)

Snatcher: Oh no.

(HJELP WHY DID I IMAGINE CARL DOING THAT KINDA LIKE UMMM THOSE SLOW DANCING THINGS AND THEY JUST SLOW DANCE :sob: :sob:)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: We should search for Cutthroat first, however.

(I wanna make that a thing later on :skull:)

Snatcher: Should we try calling Cutthroat back first?

(HJELP :sob: :sob:)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: No need, hopefully.

*gets out a wand and kinda shakes it*

Snatcher: Alright.

@_Snatcher_

[Cutthroat falls in out of nowhere and plops on top of Snatcher's face]

Sage: Ah, there he is.

Snatcher: *slight suprise* I guess we can go into the castle now.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: ...It appears to be several miles away.

Snatcher: Can we teleport or are we gonna have to walk?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *gets out another wand*

...

The girl is far more detail-oriented with these illusions than I suspected...

Snatcher: Did something happen?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I cannot use some of my powers whilst we art trapped in this illusion, it seems.

Snatcher: Can I at least shapeshift?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Thou can try.

(its up to you)

@_Snatcher_

(Oki)

Eyeball: You can shapeshift into some things, but if you shapeshift into a giant bird or something and fly off I'll cut your powers off mid-flight! >:)

Sage: We art taking the long way no matter what, I suppose.

Snatcher: *sigh* I guess.

Hat Kid: This will be fun!!

@_Snatcher_

Cutthroat: *starts skittering down the path*

Hat Kid: *skips happily down the path*

Snatcher: *angrily walks down the path*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *just walking down the path too*

(help my marie x freddy post has a pow star :sob:)

*one horribly long walk later*

Snatcher: Is this the place..?

Hat Kid: Already?? :'0

(lesgooo)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Yes, it seems so.

*opens the door*

WHAT?

Eyeball: *eyeball chuckling noises*

Snatcher: What? What is it?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I think the girl needs more ********* before we can escape.

Eyeball: Sorry, but your exit's in another castle, hee hee hee >:)

(*amusemênt)

Snatcher: Where's the nearest cliff I can jump off of?

@_Snatcher_

Eyeball: Aren'tcha already dead? Maybe I should read that "How to Murder the Dead" book Miss Una gave me.

But I can't read very good.

Sage: Little girl, where is the castle thou WANT us to go to?

Snatcher: I don't care.

Snatcher: I just wanna get out of here.

@_Snatcher_

Eyeball: Okay! We'll make a deal!

Okay, what?

@_Snatcher_

[the candyland turns into a gameshow set]

Snatcher: Oh. No.

Hat Kid: Woooaaaaaaahhh

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Wait.

[the eyeball turns into Angel's biblically accurate angel-like form]

Snatcher: What?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: THIS IS WHAT MOTHER WATCHES ALL DAY AT HOME. THE GIRL IS RUNNING THIS THING?

Angel: ÝĘĂĦ!

Snatcher: Erm, hello people watching?

@_Snatcher_

[a cheering track plays in the background]

*wand starts buzzing*

Sage: ...Hello, Mother.

Snatcher: This is so awkward.

Snatcher: *switching through forms*

*looks over at Sage*

@_Snatcher_

[the lights on set start flashing. Angel steps up to a podium with a microphone]

Angel: Hellooooooo! And welcome to...

Prerecorded crowd track: Get to Know Ya!

[it seems as though the entire set is empty of an audience, but some emo boy and a tall woman with blue hair seem to be controlling the tracks]

Sage: *on wand* Yes, Mother, I seem to be on thine favorite game show...

Snatcher: Get to know ya..? Sounds easy enough, I guess

Snatcher: So is it gonna start?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *puts the wand away* She says if we do anything wrong she will send my aunt over and put thou in a bottle.

Angel: [to camera] C'mon! Let's meet our contestants!

Snatcher: I- She's YOUR MOTHER, NOT MINE! *sigh* I guess.

Snatcher: *ghostly waiting*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I am aware. She already kicked me out of the house so I suppose thou art the next best thing to put under my aunt's... experiments.

Art thou going to first... or Hat Kid or Cutthroat or...

Angel: ALRIGHT LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO OUR CONTESTSANTS!!!

Hat Kid: ME! ME! ME!

@_Snatcher_

[one of the two backstage people pushes her somewhat forcefully in front of the camera]

Angel: Alright, kid how 'boutcha introduce yourself?

Hat Kid: I'm Hat Kid and my umbrella wears the blood of many who have double crossed me!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: WOW! AMAZING! Give a big round of applause for Hat Kid!!!

[the same person shoves her behind one of the podiums]

Angel: Next up is, uh... that purple thing! Why don'tcha introduce yourself?

[the other backstage staff member plays an applause track and then picks up Cutthroat and holds him in front of the camera]

Cutthroat: *axolotl noise*

Angel :D ...

[the staff member shoves him behind the podium across from Hat Kid and returns to the track player thingy]

Hat Kid: *bouncing on her heels*

(Have you heard the new Deep Cut song Big Betrayal? It's basically Frye and Shiver yelling at Big Man- It's in the Splatoon 3 Anniversary nintendo news if you scroll down a bit)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *points at Snatcher* You next!

[the same staff member that pushed Hat Kid pushes Snatcher in front of the camera]

Angel: Okay! Introduce yourself! Unless you want me to for you... :)

(I just saw it what was that lol)

Snatcher: Fine. I'm Snatcher, and I like to have people sell me their soul.

Snatcher: With contracts. obviously.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Wow. Good luck with that here! [whispering] That's not gonna happen.

[the staff member shoves Snatcher behind the podium next to Cutthroat]

Angel: Last one!

[Sage gets shoved in front of the camera]

Angel: Introduce yourself, Mr. Witch!

Sage: I am Sage the WARLOCK...

Hello, Mother.

[Sage gets shoved behind the poduim next to Hat Kid]

Angel: OKAY!! TIME TO START THE GAME!

Snatcher: What do we even do?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Not a good thing, most likely.

Angel: *shuffling some notecards*

Snatcher: Notecards? That's a red flag.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Okay okay I got it!

[cheering track]

Angel: Time for our first trivia question!!!

What is the color of a mirror?

Hat Kid: WHITE!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: NO! :D

[an anvil falls right next to Hat Kid... on top of Sage]

Angel: ...He missed. [to someone above the set] GOLLY, MAX YOU'RE A TERRIBLE AIM!

Hat Kid: Hehehe, that's silly!

Snatcher: Oh my.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *somehow pushes the anvil off*

...They art green.

Snatcher: *watching all this a teeny tiny bit nervous*

@_Snatcher_

Angel: CORRECT! And as a bonus, we now know Mr. Witch's anvil resistance is 87!

TEAM HAT KID AND MR. WITCH GET 2000 POINTS!!!

Now to Team Cutthroat and Snatcher!

Snatcher: *mental preparation*

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Now for YOUR trivia question!

How long are the Mona Lisa's eyebrows? Please give your answer in millimeters!

Snatcher: She doesn't have eyebrows. From what I see, anyway.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: WOW!! YOU'RE RIGHT! THE MONA LISA'S FOREHEAD IS COMPLETELY NAKED!!!

TEAM CUTTHROAT AND SNATCHER GET 10000 POINTS!!!

WE NOW KNOW THAT SNATCHER IS CAPABLE OF SIGHT!

ON TO ROUND TWO!

Snatcher: Do the people on the show even consent to being on it?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: NO! What kind of a game show even does that?

[laugh track]

Snatcher: Well that might be illegal, but who am I to even assume there's law here?

@_Snatcher_

Staff member up on the ceiling: There isn't.

Snatcher: I thought so. Let's just get this over with now.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Right! For round number two, I will need a volunteer from each team!

Hat Kid: ME! ME! ME!

@_Snatcher_

Cutthroat: *eager axolotl noises*

Angel: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE OUR VOLUNTEERS!

So... Mr. Witch and Mr. Snatcher, I need you two to step aside.

Snatcher: Of course. *steps away*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *also steps back*

Angel: So... OUR VOLUNTEERS WILL BE DOING THE LESS DANGEROUS PART OF ROUND TWO!!!

Sage: WHAT.

Hat Kid: Okie dokie!

Snatcher: You've got to be kidding me.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *pushes a button an a comically large remote*

[the floor under Sage and Snatcher vanishes and gravity pulls them into the room below]

Snatcher: WHAT THE HECK?

Hat Kid: Woa :0

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Oh no...

[tiny tv screens pop up in front of Cutthroat and Hat Kid, showing them what's inside the room]

Angel: So! First thing's first, we're gonna have Mr. Witch and Mr. Snatcher walk down the hall of Legos in no shoes!

...I've never had a contestant without feet before, I dunno how I'm gonna deal with that. Where's that stupid clairvoyance when you need it, hmph!

Anyways, at the end of the round, Hat Kid and Cutthroat will answer some questions!

Snatcher: This probably wont be too bad, since I have no feet.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *does that angry breath-holding facial expression* Then we're not starting just yet!

Snatcher: Erm, what?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *somehow illusions Snatcher feet* Okay! Now we can start!

Snatcher: And what if I just don't walk?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Ah.

...

Then I'll bring Miss Una over here to vacuum you!

Snatcher: FINE, fine, I'll walk.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Okay! Time to race down Lego hall! The more Legos you step on, the more points you get!

Three...

Two...

Snatcher: What did I get myself into..?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: One €νδł of a mess, that's what.

I did tell thou to be careful around her, yes?

Angel: ONE! GO!!!

Snatcher: *tries to step on all the Legos*

Ow. Having feet sucks.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *also tries to step on all of the Legos*

Snatcher: Hurts a bit less now, I guess?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *still stepping on Legos*

...I consumed one of the most powerful substances known to mortals and immortals alike before she dragged us into her illusion. I am fortunate that it is still working.

Snatcher: What was it?

*also still stepping on legos*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *nearing the end*

...The third Flintstone gummy.

Snatcher: Nice.

*nearing the end as well*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: We art at the end. Now let us back up!

Angel: WHAT? THAT WAS JUST PART ONE!

Snatcher: Excuse me, WHAT?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Part two is the ball pit!

Snatcher: Ball..pit? What?

Why?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: It'll alllll make sense at the end of the round. Trust me.

Sage: *fear*

Snatcher: Are there gonna be hands that drag you down?
Been there, done that, trust me.

And also, can I stop having legs now?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Yeah, yeah *un-legs Snatcher*

And hands dragging you down in a ball pit? Haha... No, that's been done waaaaaaaaaay too many times...

*throws some note cards over shoulder*

Snatcher: Oh. Well, at least my legs are gone.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *illusions flamethrowers into the walls*

Sage: *says some ancient witch curse word*

Snatcher: It's just an illusion.

...Right??

@_Snatcher_

Angel: PAIN IS AN ILLUSION!!!

Snatcher: *face palm*

Ah, the things I wish I didn't do.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: READY

THREE...

TWO...

Snatcher: What does ball pit even mean anyway??
Hat Kid: *watching and giggling like the little 6-7 y/o she is*

(I think Hat Kid is 5-7?? But she's also an alien, so maybe that explains how she can read and write)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: 'Tis a pit full of... balls. ._.

(I looked it up a few hours ago and it said she was 9)

Snatcher: Okay.

(I see, strangely every child mc i remember is 9)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Okay then! Are ya ready!?

(Frisk. Ambiguous age, gender, backstory, race, and everything else. But yeah most of them are nine for some reason)

Snatcher: What if I'm not?

(I guess 9 is a very popular age)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Umm... I dunno!

Maybe I'll get Miss Una to come over and vacuum you! I know she's watching live!

Snatcher: And then what will happen?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Golly! I dunno! She said I was too young for it!

Snatcher: Fine, I guess if that t0rture method isn't better then this, I'll stay here.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Right! So! Three... Two... One... Go!

(gtg again aaa)

Tag my main aswell when you're back :thumbsup:))

@_Snatcher_ @oyasumioyasumi

Alr, loggihg in))

loggihg

:imp: /j ))

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *just hovers over the ballpit*

*is also on fire when he gets to the end*

Snatcher: I wanna not be on fire, but I also don't wanna know what's in that ballpit.

(plot twist #henrywantsurskin is in the ballpit)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *somehow puts out the fire he's in*

Angel: I think you'd prefer crossing the ball over... something else hee hee...

(and he is definitely in there)

Snatcher: I'm tempted, but I've been through fire.

*ghost floats ooohh over the ball pit*

That hurt a bit more then the Legos but, been there, done that.

(henry is friendly, he is gentle while peeling skin off, so people wont regret going in the ballpit!! :D /hj )

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Okay! Now for the last room! Ya got the key, right?

Sage: ...What key?

(just imagining somebody ballpitting in a ballpit and they pull their arm out of the pit only to find a peeling arm attached to them. Very pleasant)

Snatcher: WHAT KEY??

(sounds very fun, rate that chucky e cheese 5 stars for customer service)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: The one in the ball pit, of course dummies!

Snatcher: Who's jumping in first?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors!

Snatcher: Fine.

Rock, paper, scissors,

(we need a new rp post because the counter is stuck at 500-)

@_Snatcher_

(i was thinking maybe we could end it when we get to the end of the game show so maybe we could keep going here idk)

Sage: *scissors hand symbol*

(oh yeah that makes sense)

Snatcher: *paper but also confusion because he only has 2 fingers*

*sigh* I got paper.

Hat Kid: OoooOooOooOOOOOhhhh

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Then thou art going in first. *points arm to ball pit*

Snatcher: If I die again, you're paying for the funeral.

*jumps in*

@_Snatcher_

[something grabs him]

Snatcher: MY GOSH WHAT IS THAT

(its giving MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE)

@_Snatcher_

[something big and skinny slowly crawls out]

Hat Kid: Can that thing be my pet pleeeeaaaase???

@_Snatcher_

Sage: ...I-

Angel: Okay Mr. Snatcher! Carl will give you the key if you dance with it!

I think!

(I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT)

*attempts to call Snatcher because he has a phone out of nowhere shhh don't question it*

*text spams him*

"HEY IM WATCHING THE SHOWW GOOD JOB!!!! BUT U ALRIGHT??? COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR 1 FRIND IF You'r OKAY!!!! :sob: MISS UU!!!"

(where is snatcher the apple airtag disconnected and i am concerned for his safety :( )

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I-

Art thou going to dance with it?

Snatcher: I don't want to know what happens if I don't.

@_Snatcher_

[K.K. Waltz starts playing]

(Snatcher x Carl is my new otp/jjjj)

Snatcher: a WALTZ? A W A L T Z? ?? AS IN THOSE SLOW DANCES??

(Now we have another crackship :smiling_imp:)

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I suppose so. Doth thou know how to dance at all?

Snatcher: I guess. I had to do dances like that in my life.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Then... Go on? So we can get the key?

Snatcher: *long sigh*

For the key. It's for the key.

*starts dancing*

Hat Kid: WOOOOOoooooowwww!!!
(listening to KK Waltz to get in the zone wahahaha)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *gets out a harmonica and they can hear her playing along*

Sage: Thou art lucky this song lasts for only about one minute.

Snatcher: What brought me here, in this position of my ghost days? When I get out of here, I'm going back to Subcon Forest, and showing Sage around. Maybe then, our misfortune will stop. But will it really? We've been playing ths strange game for days, we can't even catch a break for a second.
Now I'm slow dancing with this skeleton..looking thing? Maybe I never should've bought Vanessa flowers. When can I steal another soul? It's been a while. Is my fiancee really watching this?

I'm ashamed.

(thats 500 characters woah)

@_Snatcher_

[the song ends]

Sage: Ugh, thank the ancients, I could not watch that for a moment more.

Will he give us the key now?

Angel: Yeah, alrighty!

[Carl drops a tiny metal key into Snatcher's hand]

Snatcher: Look, I felt the same way.

*dusts himself off and goes over to the door*

Ghostie (is me woahhwoahh but Im texting): "WOW!!!!! :heart_eyes: AMAZING DANCING!!!!!!!!"

Snatcher: *siiiigh*

@_Snatcher_

[Carl somehow Carls his way back into the ballpit]

[but then...]

[Henry pops out and grabs Sage's ankle]

(ITS THE BBG LESGOOO)

Snatcher: Now what?

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *literally just kicks Henry off*

Snatcher: What was that thing?

*nears the ballpit by an inch*

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I hath no clue...

Snatcher: Let's just leave..

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Right...

Snatcher: *key noises*

*from the key obviously*

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Congrats! This is the last room for Round 2!

(sorry i fell asleep- whwn ur back too tag my main as well @Unaone @Sage_Officinalis )

@OyasumiOyasumi @_Snatcher_

Let's finish this chaos lol ))

@Unaone @Unatwo @Sage_Officinalis les do this ))

bring it on ))

@_Snatcher_

Angel: So!! Are you two ready for the final room?!

Sage: We cannot say no, can we?

Snatcher: I guess.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: So the last room is... A BONUS TRIVIA ROUND!!!!

YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Snatcher: Well, better then the others.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

You're not gonna like this. My clairvoyance is working again.

Time for the questions!

Snatcher: *sigh* Just get it over with.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Question number one!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Sage: ...

*takes out a Tootsie Pop and starts licking it*

...Disgusting.

Snatcher: What kind of question is THAT?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: WRONG ANSWER!

[an anvil lands on Snatcher's head]

Snatcher: *gets up*

That wasn't an answer!!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Fiiiiine, then what's your answer?

Snatcher: I dont know.. 372 or something??

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Wow! So close! The number you were off by is the number of anvils I'll drop on you in a second!

Mr. Witch? What's your answer?

Sage: *finishes the lollipop with a grimace*

It took me 360.

Angel: Alright!

[eight anvils drop on Snatcher and four anvils drop on Sage]

Snatcher: *gets up*
Why ANVILS?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Because the first time we did it our ratings skyrocketed! Speaking of anvils, let's have a word from our sponsor...

[there's a somewhat faint recording of a familiar voice talking about "Regala Co."]

Snatcher: *sigh*

I hope this is over soon.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Indeed. She seems to do everything in threes, so I presume we shall have two more questions and one more round.

At least we seem to be more than halfway done.

Snatcher: I just wanna get back to Subcon Forest and take some souls.

@_Snatcher_

Sage: Yes, that sounds far more pleasant than this...

Angel: AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!!!

Hat Kid: This is so coooolll!!!!!!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Yes it is, Hat Kid! Hope you've been paying attention, cuz we'll need your brains in a minute! Same with Cutthroat!

Anyways, time for the next trivia question!

What landlocked U.S. state is it illegal to kiII whales?

Snatcher: Erm.. O...klahoma? I don't know.

(I feel like I saw that in a facts video somewhere)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Oh... You're right.

*drops an anvil on Sage's head*

CONGRAAAAAAAATS!!!

(I got a postcard somewhere and it just lists a bunch of pointless laws in Oklahoma. Like there are certain cities that banned dancing but nobody cares anymore)

Hat Kid: WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

(BANNED DANCING?? Thats wacky)

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Now for our last question!

Loser gets all the anvils!

Are ya ready?!

Snatcher: How many anvils do you even have??

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Uhh...

I think there are about fifty left?

Snatcher: FIFTY??

@_Snatcher_

Angel: YEP!

NOW FOR THE LAST TRIVIA QUESTION!!!

WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL COLOR OF COCA-COLA???

Sage: GREEN. 'TWAS GREEN.

Snatcher: I'm screwed.

Hat Kid: WOOAHWOAH

@_Snatcher_

[fifty anvils drop on top of Snatcher]

Sage: ...I apologize, my friend.

Snatcher: Yeesh, that hurt

Hat Kid: That looks fun!!! :D

@_Snatcher_

Sage: 'Twas nothing compared to what that shapeshifter has done...

Angel: OKAY TIME TO COME BACK TO THE MAIN STAGE YOU TWO!!!

[some weird force teleports Sage and Snatcher to behind the podiums]

Hat Kid: MY TURN? :D

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Yes it is, little kid!

You and Cutthroat only have to answer one question!

Hat Kid: WOOHOOO!!!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Right!

Now then!

How many Legos did Mr. Witch and Mr. Snatcher step on in total?

Hat Kid: 2,314!!! 2,314!!! 2,314!!!!!!!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Okay!

And Cutthroat, what's your answer?

Cutthroat: *axolotl noises*

Hat Kid: *bouncing on her heels and singing to herself*

@_Snatcher_

Angel: GUESS WHAT!!

YOU'RE BOTH CORRECT!!

NEITHER OF YOU GET ANVILS!

8,000 POINTS TO EACH TEAM!!

TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND!!!!!!

Hat Kid: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: FINAL ROUND IS SIMPLE!

I NEED A VOLUNTEER FROM EACH TEAM AGAIN!!!!

Sage: Me. I am volunteering this time.

Hat Kid: ME AGAIN!!!!

@_Snatcher_

Sage: I volunteered first.

Hat Kid: Okie dokie! Im okay with anything, as long as it's FUN!!! ☆ ☆

@_Snatcher_

Sage: 'Tis all fun until thou art crushed by an anvil.

Angel: OKAY SO WE GOT MR. WITCH HOW ABOUT OUR OTHER TEAM?!

Snatcher: *thinking*

Hat Kid: *dancing around*

@_Snatcher_

Cutthroat: *noise*

Hat Kid: La la la, lalala, la la la la la, la laa la.

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Cutthroat made a very negative noise so I guess he said no...

MR. WITCH COME OVER HERE!!

Sage: *gets over to her* Yes, what?

Angel: Put your hand in this hat!

Hat Kid: Ooohh, a hat! Which kind of hat is it?

@_Snatcher_

Angel: *pulls out War Una's hat*

Sage: Oh no...

Angel: Put it in!

Sage: *lengthly sigh*

*sticks hand into hat*

[his arm somehow goes all the way in]

Hat Kid: That's a cool hat!!

@_Snatcher_

Sage: *pulls out a bomb*

Oh no...

Hat Kid: Woah, a bomb?

@_Snatcher_

[it explodes the entire illusion out of existence]

Hat Kid: WOAH

Snatcher: Okay, what was that?

@_Snatcher_

[a greenscreen, podium and camera are sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. Angel is back to her normal form]

Angel: WOW!! WE KNOW WHO THE MOST EXPLOSION-RESISTANT CONTESTANT IS!!!

TEAM SAGE AND HAT KID WIN!!!!!!!!

THAT'S ALL FOR "GET TO KNOW YA" THIS WEEK!! SEE YOU ALL SOON!!!!

*steps down from podium*

Hat Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

@_Snatcher_

Angel: Yay is right! You two both get a prize!

Hat Kid: What? What?

@_Snatcher_

[she puts a small keychain in Hat Kid's and Sage's hands]

Angel: Great job!

*skips away*

Hat Kid: WOOOHOO!!!

@_Snatcher_

Sage: ...I am going home.

Perhaps we shall see each other soon, Snatcher?

Snatcher: Me as well. It's been a chaotic, maybe 4 days so, I'm just gonna go home and steal some souls.

Hat Kid: And I got a keychain!

@_Snatcher_

*waves goodbye and teleports away*

(PHEW WE DID IT!!! THE CHAOS IS OVER!!!!)

@_Snatcher_

(les gooooooo)

(:fire: After 4 days we did it!! I seriously cannot believe we've roleplayed for this long)

Yo Sage c'mere for a sec

@Unaone

What doth thou want, shapeshifter?

*grabs you by the leg and pulls your rain boot off*

Henry was right! You DO have nice ankles!

I've only ever seen you toes and femur

@Unaone

*puts the rainboot back on*

...

Alright then.

Dude...

what happened-

why in the world are you dressed like the tooth fairy-

Tooth fairy.?