Edit down here: It was indeed a dual upload. My 3Ds needs to stop.

smexy 7v7

lilith: ...............
*slow blushing*

Millie: HAHAHAHAH YOU BROKE HER!!

Lilith: You little-
DAMIEN!!! COME IN HERE AND **BREAK** YOUR WIFE!!!

Millie: pff-
HEY WAIT WHAT-

Val: Ufufu... I'm glad you like it. Dusk said it wasn't becoming of a Demon Lord to wander around in just pants and a robe...
(YES. IT WASNT-)
Dark: Boi I'm already planning something shut up.

Millie: Wha-what- WHAT are you planning?!?

Lilith: WELL DUSK IS WRONG.

"girl- no she aint-"

Val: Lilith, don't insult my niece -_-
Dark: And my cousin. Wait.... HOW IS SHE RELATED TO EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO ANYWAY????
(Magic :))
Val: I don't know you dolt... I still need my coffee and this migraine to leave.
Dark: And Millie, you don't need to worry babe. It wont hurtcha <3

lilith: mm. Will a magic make-out session make it go away~?

Millie: HEY DONT STEAL MY SISTER'S POWERS!!!

nimona: *blush* MILLIE ITS NOT CALLED MAGIC MAKE OUT FOR THE LAST FEICING TIME!!!

millie: THEN CHANGE THE NAME
also i know you'd never hurt me darky! I just worry it'll be something so hot that i do something embarrassing...

Dark: HEY YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. *holds her chin* Look at me, Mildred Diamond Hargreaves. Saying this because we're two halves of a whole, NOTHING you do embarasses me. Everything about you is either precious or adorable and I don't like that you keep saying things like that about yourself.
Val: ....D-n.. first time I ever have seen him concerned for someone that ISN'T Layla or Link.... I guess there IS a quartet of Goddesses after all-
Zack, from another room: GUYS YOU'RE WAKING UP SAPPHIRE.

millie: *smiles and blushes* Thanks... Thanks for lighting up my world like nobody else does.

Lillith: Awww!

Nimona: *squeaks at the sound of zack's voice*

melody: OI! IS THAT THE SOUND OF SIMPERY I HEAR?

nimona: Z-zack's gonna hear you!!

Zack: *comes trotting out, smol sleepy demon child on his back* If ANYONE wakes her up- except you Nina- I will PERSONALLY throw you into a dumpster with my gloom hands!
(Such a good babysitter oml-)
Dark: Of course, baby... you made me feel needed. It's only right I return the favor.
Val: *slow claps* I'm sorry- Zack, Nimona. Have you SEEN this??? Damien is usually so arrogant and self-centered!!
Dark: You mean like you?

Millie: Val, unless you want me to stab you fifty different ways i'd choose wiser words :>

Melody: Zack, how's it feel that the QUEEN OF DRAGONS simps for you?

nimona: Q-QUIT IT!!

Val: ....That was a compliment, neophyte.
Zack: Wait... what? The queen of dragons? Simp?
Dark, putting a hand on his shoulder: We have much to discuss, my nonbinary friend.
(I think he'll be nb, I still need to think on it)

Val: And have you even properly met him? You can't tell me Damien doesn't waltz around with his swagger and knowing he's hot.

Millie: Well IT SOUNDED LIKE SARCASM!
Also as he should. My husband is THE hottest man in ANY room,
Nimona: *slowly dying from embarrassment*

Melody and millie: pff-

millie: ...wait what the feic is a neophyte-

Val: It's- oh, forget it. I can't think straight.
Dark: Pretty sure it's because you AREN'T straight-
Zack, staring at the floor: I... *shakes head* Uh, hey Damien..? A woman was asking about you... said she knew you.
Dark: Heh...?

Millie: Who was the woman?
Does she need to die? :D

Zack: I dunno... never said her name but that I could call her Muruoe... said you'd know it...
*damien's eyes immediately grew pupils and went slit. he grabbed the sleeping sapphire and carried her into the other room, yelling for millie to "hide the kids"*
Val: Oh... oh no..

Millie: *scoops up ruby* Damien, what's going on?!

Dark: It's not important... just someone I need to deal with. Find Layla and Romulus and take them to the attic. I'll be back in a while. Issaick, show me the way.
Zack: Ok-kay..

millie: ...Melody, take them.
I'm coming too. if this is somebody dangerous you are NOT facing them alone.
*she gives him a stern look.*
Don't even TRY to talk me out of this. I'm coming and that is FINAL.

Nimona: B-be careful you guys...

Melody: *nods* If anything tries to hurt them i will K!LL them.

Dark: Thanks Melody. And Millie.... you've no doubt heard of Her. Just let me handle it. I know Her enough, and besides, you'll get hurt. I'd rather not let my wife die but since you insist.
Zack: Who i-is she...?
Val: Let's just say someone who wronged him... *rests a hand on lilith and nimona's shoulders* Let's go help Melody.

millie: ...
*takes out axe* SOMEONES GONNA FEICIN' BLEED!!!!
Take me to this woman. NOW. I'MMA CHOP HER ARMS AND LEGS OFF!!!

Melody: Millie PLEASE dont get blood everywhere this time-!

Millie: NO. PROMISES.

Dark, gritting their teeth: NOT. HELPING. LOVE.
Zack, literally terrified: M-miss Millie, c-calm down p-p-please...!

Millie: ...okay, okay. *calms down.* I KNOW! "Use your head, not just your weapons, millie!" *she sighs.* Sorry. You know i'm just protective.
Now, Damien... Can you PLEASE explain whats going on?

Dark: Can't. I don't even know myself. I thought she was DEAD, Millie. I ripped her apart, took her head and buried her shallow because she didn't deserve something proper. It could be a hundred things... my money is on Valencia though.
Val, passing by: No. I don't even know this lady that well, and while I do hate you I'm not sending someone after you when you have children. That's not evil. That's being k!ll everyone evil, and I just wanted power. *flips his hair* I'm getting coffee, so stop blaming me for your problems and blame yourself for once. And Millie, Layla is terrified. I know you're angry too but calm down. That's what she told me to say.

millie: ...wait.
*her eyes darken.*
You don't mean.... amanda... right?
Tell me thats not who this is....

Dark: She's the only one I've ever met with that last name. What did she look like Isaaick?
Zack: Well.. she was really tall. And wore these heels and all this jewelry. Her skin was dark and her hair was really long and red like a Gerudo, but.... b-but she was... sewn together. *looks up, mortified* She h-had no eyes. No ears. A-and a deep ring in h-her neck...
Val: *gently covers the bean with his robe* That'll do. You've seen enough.

millie: wasnt amanda blonde...?

Dark: As dark red as blood.... I used to love running my fingers through that hair, staring into the eyes of someone I thought loved me...
Val: Enough of this. Isaaick, help Melody. Damien... *rests his hands on their shoulders* if she loved you, which I do believe was sincere from the start, she wouldn't have forced you to do anything. That isn't love. That's manipulation. And besides.. you have Millie now. We may not get along but I see how much you love her, how much you miss when she's away. You two are meant to be.

Millie: Thanks Val....

Melody: Did she just-
I'm calling Charlie, Hell may have just frozen over.

Nimona: WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MY SISTER?!

Millie: I JUST THANKED HIM SO WHAT?!

Val: You're welcome. *narrows eyes* DON'T get used to it. I may hate your husband for giving me unconsented nose surgery but I'm not going to let a perfect pair go to shambles.
Dark: *literally just frozen* Millie.... is that you?-
Zack: Why are you guys so confused? :o
Dark: WE BOTH *HATE* HIM!!
Zack: Oooooohhhh... *looks at nimona and quickly ducks behind millie* HIDE ME!

Millie: I STILL HATE HIM!!!

MelodY: *on the phone* Hell hasn't frozen over? well thats weird...

Nimona: Pff-

Millie: ...wait, back it up-
Damien, you gave him UNCONSENTED NOSE SURGERY?! *she snickers.* A fate worse than death indeed. why?

Dark: Because-
Val: We were fighting and I had him on the ground, bleeding, but the slimy eel crawled up my chest and BIT MY NOSE OFF.
Dark: GET OVER IT! You started it too!
Val: HOW!?? I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER YOU IDIOT!
Dark: You looked at me wrong ;>
Val: ....Millie get him to stop. Now. Before I punch him.
Val: ....Millie get him to stop. Now. Before I punch

Edit: OKAY I SOMEHOW COPIED IT LMFAO-

Millie: PFFFF- *she cracks up laughing.* Oh Dark, i didnt know i COULD love you anymore. You suprise me yet again~!

Nimona: Aww!

Melody: Well, are we gonna go investigate this bish or....?

Dark: In a minute... my favorite girl is happy :)
Val: *sigh* You're glad I think you're a cute pair.

millie: *purrs and hugs him*

Nimona: *watches, them and glances over at zack, and then looks away quicky, her face red.*

Melody: WELL I HAVE BOMBS AND GUNS AND MAGIC AND FIRE IF WE NEED THEM >:D

Felony: *runs in* UNDYNE AND I WILL JOIN THE MURDER!!!

Delilah: MY AXE CRAVES BLOOD!
Val: I suppose I can get my sister...
Zack: *quietly walks over and pecks her on the cheek, staring at the ground and purple* I... I l-love you..
Dark: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! Millie time first. *smol squeeze* My baby <3

Millie: Aww. :)

Nimona: L-love you too...

Felony: BLOODSHEDDDDDDDDD! >:3

Delilah: CARNAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! >:DDDD

Dark: My most precious little gemstone. I wuv you bbg <3
(Why do I see them being kinda like Ozzie and Fizz-)

Zack: *tiny smile* W-wanna go stargazing l-later..?

(I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE NOT TWENTY MINUTES AGO OMG--)

millie: and i you~!

nimona: s-sure!

felony: *cackles*

(*WHEEZE* I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC SO MUCH BRO-
":O FIZZY!!!!" "OZZZIIIIEEEE!!!"-)
Dark: Everything in the world.. *holds her chin* all of it for you, my sweet little crime scene~~

Zack: Y-yay...! I know a g-good place!

Val, looking around at all the pairings: ....D-n, makes me not envy Hime.