What is this? by Sage_Officinalis
What is this???
I wanted to summon some yarn, not... whatever this is.
It seems as though humans can see me here? How unpleasant.
Well, disappointing mortals, I shall now inform thee that I am Sage the Warlock, before the villagers tell thou otherwise.
Now give me thine candy before I turn thine slimy selves into slimier amphibians.
Just like that stupid familiar of mine.
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27 Aug, 2023, 2:33 am
slimy what now?- :V
here have a snickers ig
27 Aug, 2023, 2:34 am
@Outsweeters
Thank you mor-
...You are not mortal.
But you are a child, and therefore just as unworthy of my presence.
But I shall still take that candy bar.
27 Aug, 2023, 2:36 am
@Outsweeters @Meganekko_
*snatches both of thine Snickers*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:41 am
i'm a zombie. here *handz u sum m&ms*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:44 am
should i nott...
im curious
i have candy but..
27 Aug, 2023, 2:44 am
@_tjz_
So a former human?
At least thou art out of thine misery of being one.
But you still were one.
*takes thine m&ms*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:45 am
@-Tsukii-
OW!
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THE ANCIENTS DID YOU THOU JUST DO THAT???
27 Aug, 2023, 2:45 am
@OyasumiOyasumi
Hand it over... child.
27 Aug, 2023, 2:46 am
("you thou" ignore the you)
27 Aug, 2023, 2:47 am
yea. being a zombie'z kinda cool, ngl.
27 Aug, 2023, 2:47 am
hmmmm
*looks at the candy*
*looks at your "familiar*
i'll pay you candy to turn me into that for 5 minutes
27 Aug, 2023, 2:47 am
@-Tsukii-
RAINBOW BEVERAGES???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??????
27 Aug, 2023, 2:51 am
@_tjz_
Better than a mortal, at least
27 Aug, 2023, 2:51 am
@OyasumiOyasumi
You WANT to turn into one?
27 Aug, 2023, 2:51 am
@-Tsukii-
*whacks you with broom*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:52 am
do you want the candy
27 Aug, 2023, 2:52 am
just 5 minutes
27 Aug, 2023, 2:53 am
yea, ig. at least i can do this *popz off my head and throwz it over 2 u*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:55 am
@_tjz_
Lovely.
*throws it back at you*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:55 am
@-Tsukii-
*whacks you with a wand*
27 Aug, 2023, 2:56 am
*catchez it and pop myself back on* thankz :]
27 Aug, 2023, 2:58 am
@-Tsukii-
I see thou art catching on.
27 Aug, 2023, 2:59 am
@-Tsukii-
No.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:01 am
@-Tsukii-
NO.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:11 am
@-Tsukii-
I WOULD NOT GET WITHIN BREATHING RANGE OF WHATEVER THAT IS
27 Aug, 2023, 3:15 am
@-Tsukii-
I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT THING.
THOU WOULD HAVE TO FORCE-FEED IT TO-
Never-mind. Thou heard nothing.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:20 am
Thou is not worthy of thy candy I hath brought for you today.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:22 am
@TheDragonCat
If thou shalt speak in the Higher Tongue thou could at least lear how to use it properly
27 Aug, 2023, 3:30 am
@Sage_Officinalis
Darnit welp I at least tried anyways.
As I was saying you don't deserve to eat this specific candy.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:31 am
@TheDragonCat
EAT candy?
I would never consume these things.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:32 am
@Sage_Officinalis
Exactly, you don't have the wits to eat this, far too weak.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:34 am
@TheDragonCat
Fool.
*takes the candy*
27 Aug, 2023, 3:36 am
@Sage_Officinalis
Is it good? :>
27 Aug, 2023, 3:37 am
@TheDragonCat
I don't eat candy, fool.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:42 am
@Sage_Officinalis
Well, that's fine, actually. People have their own things, you just decide to not eat candy like a coward, I guess.
27 Aug, 2023, 3:45 am
@TheDragonCat
COWARD???
I AM NO COWARD, IDIOT.
THOU ART THE COWARD FOR INSULTING ME TO NOT ACT IN THE HUMANS' SOCIAL NORM
27 Aug, 2023, 3:50 am
@Sage_Officinalis
Oh, alright then! Just completely ignore the fact I said it was fine in the start of the sentence. It's fine, though.
27 Aug, 2023, 4:30 am
here :) candy :) *gives candy to ypu*
27 Aug, 2023, 4:31 am
@sleepybagchan28_
Thank you, mortal.
28 Aug, 2023, 1:34 am
@-Howl-
Thank you, human.
How many would that be?
28 Aug, 2023, 1:42 am
@-Howl-
I shall take it.
28 Aug, 2023, 1:56 am
@-Howl-
What, human?
28 Aug, 2023, 1:57 am
@-Howl-
Who? Cutthroat?
28 Aug, 2023, 2:00 am
@-Howl-
...My father after Mother found some things about him.
28 Aug, 2023, 2:09 am
@-Howl-
*looks over at pile of candy*
Oh, why not
28 Aug, 2023, 2:12 am
@-Howl-
Well for the broom, thou need a broom.
Any form of shapshifting spell is far too difficult for a small mortal like thou.
For now, at least.
28 Aug, 2023, 2:14 am
@-Howl-
*hits your head with a plastic wand*
28 Aug, 2023, 2:17 am
@-Howl-
*hits you with a wand again, turning you into a normal, mortal human*
28 Aug, 2023, 2:20 am
@-Howl-
Thou art mortal now, human.
Shapeshifters are all bad luck, I need not one as an apprentice until I know you're not one of... THEM.
28 Aug, 2023, 9:19 pm
@-Howl-
You cannot anymore.
Just try.
The spell works on any shapeshifter except for... her.
28 Aug, 2023, 10:45 pm
@-Howl-
Thou art not getting thine power back until I say so.
28 Aug, 2023, 10:48 pm
@-Howl-
When.
I.
Say so.
28 Aug, 2023, 10:49 pm
@-Howl-
Art thou bribing me?
28 Aug, 2023, 11:13 pm
@-Howl-
Fine by me.
Thou still hath thine broom, correct?
28 Aug, 2023, 11:15 pm
@-Howl-
And thou want to learn how to ride it?
29 Aug, 2023, 9:54 pm
@-Howl-
Doth it float?
29 Aug, 2023, 9:59 pm
@-Howl-
Can thou sit on it?
29 Aug, 2023, 10:01 pm
@-Howl-
How well can thou control it?
29 Aug, 2023, 10:02 pm
@-Howl-
Can thou fly it?
29 Aug, 2023, 10:04 pm
@-Howl-
Hath thou tried?
29 Aug, 2023, 10:06 pm
@-Howl-
What kind of methods hath thou used, then?
29 Aug, 2023, 10:09 pm
@-Howl-
*spanks the broom like a horse and it zooms off*
29 Aug, 2023, 10:13 pm
@-Howl-
Can thou still control it?!
29 Aug, 2023, 10:16 pm
@-Howl-
Can thou control it?
While thou art on it?
And it is flying?
29 Aug, 2023, 10:18 pm
@-Howl-
And can thou stop it?!
29 Aug, 2023, 10:20 pm
@-Howl-
How amateurish.
*gets on my own broom*
29 Aug, 2023, 10:23 pm
@-Howl-
I despise sweets.
29 Aug, 2023, 10:25 pm
@-Howl-
Fine.