R: whats up splatopia!

M: its kimono sun,Live!!

R: lets look at the-

M: HOLD IT RUNI!!! big news!!

R: huh?!?!

M: well,first,the great zapfish has gone missing!

R: what?!?! but without its power-

M: we're doomed!!

R: soo,whts the other news?

M: there is no other news,haha!

R: oh.

R:well,lets look at the stages

M: go! go!

R: :ets look at the league stages

M: go!go!

R: and thats all the time we've got!

M: woah!

R + M: don't catch sunstroke!

(if any news is here,it will be here)