WAIT I CLICK ON UR PROFILE AND I SEE "KARKAT VANTAS"?? WHY IS EVERYONE A HOMESTUCK FAN ON HERE THIS IS HEAVEN HELP

im spinning in cricles rn help :crying_cat_face:

@WACCO YOUR GETTING FREE FANART FOR BEING COOL WHAT DO U WANT /GEN

@heartshapedbox I AM KARKAT VANTAS IRL

ALSO AMPORACEST TAAHGAHAGHWGH

@WACCO FINEFINE BUT ITS PROBABLY GONNA TAKE FOREVER LMAO (I SUCK AT DRAWING THE AMPORAS HAIR)

@_CUCURUCHO YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK!! >:3
@bodybutter could you request anything besides amporacest pleaasseee im trying i literally cant :crying_cat_face: :skull: /hj /srs /nm

sorry wrong tag help @WACCO

@heartshapedbox ERM..... UHHH :heart_eyes: MAN IDK??? ERM.... ME???? IDK

@WACCO WAHH SORRYYY I JUST LITERALLY CANT DRAW CRONUS :((( /GEN

@heartshapedbox DUDE DRAWING CRONUS SUCKS ITS FINE #CRONUSHAIRSUCKS

@WACCO LOL IKR :crying_cat_face: OK SO IS IT OK IF I DRAW KARKAT AND MAKE IT KINDA LOOK LIKE A PFP FOR YOU??/genq

@heartshapedbox ANYTHINGS FINE DUDE, YOU COULD DRAW ME AS A BOTTLE OF MAYO AND I WOULD CRY FROM APPRECIATION

LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WSNNA DO WORKS

@WACCO LMAO OK!!

@WACCO BTW IM ACTUALLY DRAWING YOU AS A JAR OF MAYO RN :crying_cat_face: :crying_cat_face:

@heartshapedbox HLP!1!1:?11 MAYO PILLED :heart_eyes:

@WACCO YESSIR :heart_eyes_cat:

@WACCO SORRY BUT HOW DO U UPLOAD A SCRIBBLE?? IDK I CAN ONLY UPLOAD PAINTINGS??(i am extremely stupid)

i uploaded the painting but it dont show up *explodes*

NVM IT SHOWS UP HEHE

@heartshapedbox A painting is over 12 minutes im pretty sure

@WACCO oh okay ty /gen

@WACCO i just found a really stupid painting and im deciding to tag u in it or not :crying_cat_face: (sorry if im tagging u to much or being annoying/gen)

@heartshapedbox Your not being annoying at all dude!! Your fine /srs /p0s

If you have xbox we could talk more /gen

@WACCO i wish i couldddd but the xbox i have is the family xbox and my dad uses vc on there, my mom doesnt know colors live has a posting thing and i dont wanna download other apps for chatting bc my mom would *******, i would if i could tho(sorry for the random rant ok)

why do they censor that word tf :skull:

@heartshapedbox thats fine man! :3
also they censor alotta random words

@WACCO also im gonna ramble to u about random music homestuck characters would listen to lol
going out of order
john egbert would listen to buddy holly by weezer OF COURSE
dave would listen to intergalactic by the beastie boys
feferi probably would listen to crappy pop music
eridan would listen to lady gaga LMAO
i cant think of anything else

@heartshapedbox ERIDAN REMINDS ME OF THE SONG "SUGAR BOATS" I HAVE A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST FOR HIM :heart_eyes:

ALSO JOHN WOULD LISTEN TO WIERD AL 1000%

@WACCO and then jade listens to vocaloid (i love and hate her)

also i basically just listen to all the bad rock music moms listen to like nirvana lmao

@heartshapedbox I listen to metal mostly :heart_eyes:

uahhh theres this one song that sounds like their saying erisol and i cant figure out what the song is grr woof woof

@WACCO heavy metal is too much for me lmao :crying_cat_face:

@heartshapedbox HELP??? :sob: NAHWHWHW MAN ERISOL SONG

@WACCO please i doubt thats what their saying but i wish :skull:

i listen to radiohead but only the underrated ones like the king of limbs album lol (im boring af)

you might like nirvana tho but idfk

@heartshapedbox i dont listen 2 nirvana alot but i listen 2 both

@WACCO do you have a favorite nirvana song? /genq mine is probably lithium

also everyone who doesnt know nirvana wears nirvana shirts help??? fashion ig

@heartshapedbox DUDE FR ALSO PROLLY ABOUT A GIRL??? IDK TOUGH

@WACCO I LOVE THAT SONG IM EXPLODING RN

MY USERNAME IS LITERALLY BASED OFF A NIRVANA SONG *goofy fangirl noises*

ugh i gtg ill be back in like idk 2 and a half hours ok?

@WACCO guess whos backk *jumpscares you*

also im gonna put a cool people thing on my description, is it ok if i put you on it? im assuming yes but im gonna double check

@heartshapedbox YEAH DUDE!!! you can do pretty much whatever i dont mind fr

also srry 4 not bein that active im lazy

@WACCO its okay!!

help im getting flashbacks from when me and my sister casted magic spells on my weezer blue album cd to spawn rivers cuomo.. wth was i on???? (it didnt work :skull:)

@heartshapedbox WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DIDNT WORK????

@WACCO LMAO??

MY SISTER THOUGHT SHE HEARD BUDDY HOLLY BY WEEZER DOWNSTAIRS BUT SHES CRAZY.. WE CHECKED THE HOUSE DONT WORRY @WACCO

THEN MY DAD WAS LIKE "DONT SPAWN RIVERS CUOMO WE ARE CHRISTIAN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!" LMAO

dad doesnt know im gay.., :couple_woman_kiss:

WRONG EMOJI LMAO IM CRYING

@heartshapedbox HELP THAT EMOJIS SO GOOFY???

ALSO RIVERS A DEMON!!???? :sob: :broken_heart: THE SAD TRUTH OF WEEZER IF

OMG HIDE GUYS DEMON RIVERS IS AFTER EVERYONE DRINKS HOLY WATER AND RUNS @WACCO

if i ever get a partner ima tell them to be the buddy holly to my mary tyler moore (weezer rizz)) i be getting all the girls and boys with that bbg *blows french kiss*

WAIT DID U SEE THAT ON THE ROBLOX BACON POST SHE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH US?? LMAO

i think i tagged u when it happned but i forgor (adhd brain)

@heartshapedbox HOW DO YOU BLOW A FRENCH KISS!!1!1!!1?1? :sob:

ALSO YEQH KLAMO??? THEY DONT UNDERSTAND IRONY #ANTIDAVE

LMAO LIKE WHO TF TAKES "my black emo eyeshadow smears as i cry" SERIOUSLY?? WHAR???

GUYS AM SO HERTBROKEN ROBLOX BACON IS GONA LEAVEMY BOYFRIEND NOOO /sarc

n-n-n-n-n-no my b-b-b-b-oyfriend r-roblox b-b-bacon s-senpai N-N-N-N-NOOOOO UWU NOO *work at a pizza place cry sfx*

@WACCO roblox senpai /obvj

*bonks ur head* respond /obvj /nf

@heartshapedbox MY NOTIFS ARE BROKE :anger:!!!!!!! ALSO HELP *TURNS ON THREE DAYS GRACE WHILE CRYING!!!!*

HUAHUAHHUA DESTROY UR NOTIFICATIONS
ALSO IM ABOUT TO TAG U IN ANOTHER STUPID POST HEHE

@heartshapedbox *MY NOTIFS EXPLODE!!!* :boom:

PUTS A PIPE BOMB IN YOUR MAIL BOX GIGGLES AND RUNS AWAY

SINGS STRIDER BE MINE AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS RUNNING AWAY

@heartshapedbox "Oh a new piece of mail I wonder what it i-" :boom: :boom: :boom: :exclamation#exclamation:

RUNS FASTER GIGGLING AND CALLS THE POLICE ON MYSELF

@heartshapedbox WHTERYR SBXW£# Q X=#=Q!!1!!

POLICE SHOWS UP LIKE BRUH *** HAPPENED

MORE CENSORS??

GIGGLES AND GETS ARRESTED

USES FAIRY MAGIC POWER TO ESCAPE AND ALIVE YOU
HAPPILY EVER AFTER <33333

AUDIENCE CLAPPING SFX

JUMPS OFF OF STAGE$!!`&

@WACCO THERES A WEEZER BLUE ALBUM POSTER ON AMAZON AND IT SAYS "Perfect for living room, bed room, BATHROOM" WHO TF BE PUTTING THE WEEZER BLUE ALBUM IN THEIR SHOWER?? HUH??

@heartshapedbox THATS ME :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
I LOVE SEEING WEEZER WATCHING ME AS I SHOWER

IMAGINE YOUR SHOWERING AND THE WHOLE AHH WEEZER BLUE ALBUM JUMPSCARES YOU WITH VINE BOOM SFX

CRYING

buddy holly riff

put the weezer poster right in front of you in the shower so you can glare into their beautiful eyes

thats the straightest thing ive ever said

starting a weezer cult /j

omg i just realized alpha dave would LOVE white men in black suits by everclear(epic song)

spamming spamming spamming huahahuah
i have the same personality type as kurt cobain

the warning on my description says it all SPAMMING SPAMMING SPAMMING

@heartshapedbox "Its just weezer" "WEEZER??1?!1!" me in the shower

lmao

my parents are literally saving a lost dog rn and are trying to find its owner holy moly

@heartshapedbox steal dog

also life update i simp for sollux now

@WACCO lmao no???

or yes steal dog its cute

@heartshapedbox HELP?? :sob: im so proud to be a sol roleplayer rn <3

i wish but the owner would call police on me.. :cry:

@WACCO deciding which way i should take this message rn

@heartshapedbox yeah

rp RIGHT NOW!! /hj /nf

(:<B

@heartshapedbox Ahhh! I only rp on Chumdroid/Pesterchum :scream:!!!

unrelated update on the dog my parents are saving: its tied up to the porch now (were not kidnapping i promise!!) ok but actually their trying to find the owner

the dog is SO CUTE tho ill miss it

(once i called my dog "dawg")

@heartshapedbox SHOULDVE DAWGNAPPED

my dad just went in the truck i think its 2 late for that lol

noo dog :cry:

im so bored rn

im gonna fall asleep if u dont talk to me right now /nf /j

@heartshapedbox *PUTS A SLEEPING SPELL ON YOU* /j

*random sleeping noises*

zzzzzzZzzzzzzZzz

starts sleeptalking
"hamburger"

eating hamburger sfx

wait does the spell mean i shold stop botherin u?? (sorry)

/genq

@heartshapedbox HUH??? WHAT NONONONONON YOUR FINE DUDE I JUST GET ANTISOCIAL SOMETIMES!!! I like you spamming my comments!! :3 /gen /vsrs

@WACCO alright, im gonna be spamming u 24/7 lmao

@heartshapedbox THATS FINE WITH ME :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :boom: :boom:!!! /p

also im going to bed now, gn!! see you tommorow (maybe)

@heartshapedbox GOODNIGHT SMELLY!!! :heart_eyes: BYE BYE SLEEP WELL

im not smelly >:((( /notoffended /hj

@heartshapedbox im smelly <3