I could be a witness

Who was murdered though

@Unaone More then 5.

@Outsweeters that doesn't change anything

Morton Figh

Can't say I've heard of him

@Outsweeters haha zodiac ******

Anyway

It wasn't her!

k/ller*

@Outsweeters I know you have a motive. I will find it.

@Ringosoft court.

@OyasumiOyasumi you are speaking lies.

*whip noise*

fool.

Yowch

Ok well still

@Ringosoft Idk if you got summoned here you can be a witness or sum

There was no blood that belonged to Sweets at the crime scene

@Outsweeters @Ringosoft @Unaone @OyasumiOyasumi

*shows the screenshot of Sweets comment*

There was still none of her blood at the crime scene

@Unaone that doesn't mean she's in thw clear

@Outsweeters Why would you joke about that in front of a PROSECUTOR?

@Outsweeters your art has foolish art of you

holding knives and many depict you with "jam"

How do you know I didn't kiII them?

Or Ghost? Or anyone? Is anyone really in the clear on this?

Are YOU in the clear?

@Unaone *whip sfx*

FOOL! I have no motive, you have no motive, the simp has no motive, I HAVE NO MOTIVE!

@Outsweeters you have symptons of a psychopath

that counts, FOOL!

And Sweets has no motive

@Outsweeters @Unaone jam is very heavily hinted to be blood

Symptoms of psychopathy include:
-Behvior that conflicts with social norms
-Disregarding or violating the rights of others
-Inability to distinguish between right and wrong
-Tendency to lie often
-Manipulating and hurting others
-Recurring problems with the law

@Ringosoft ask @Unaone or @Outsweeters

@Ringosoft

*turns into a catapult and yeets them at you*

@Unaone social norms one

nobody on here is normal

Okay but a psychopath would likely display most if not all of those symptoms

@Outsweeters how did you know how many people were murdered

no reports linkd those deaths

@Unaone fine, i guess you aren't a fool for once.

Who needs reports when everybody and their dog already knows about them

@Unaone but none linked the deaths

not even the foolish dogs

@Ringosoft *face palm*

Fool. Foolish foolish fools.

Nobody can count that high it would literally take a million years

@Unaone How do you know that Sweet doesn't have a lot of time on her hands?

Or count by 10s, 50, etc.

KiIIing by fives or tens is way too organized

Real pros kiII by fours, sixes, or elevens

Not that I know anything about that

@Unaone Excuse me?

And she could've counted by 11s

Try counting by 11's after 121

It's too hard even with fingers

@Unaone

1 explanation.

Google

Then go to the Google database and see if she's been using it to count >:P

@Unaone But why would thwy let us in,fool?

You have a whip

And the law knows not to mess with m-

Um

We could just check Sweets's search history

@Ringosoft

Why are you still even in the courtroom

@Outsweeters we're gonna check ur search history

Let's go

@Outsweeters well we gotta in the name or the law or something like that

@Outsweeters looks good to me!

@Outsweeters

"Where to hide a body"

@Outsweeters How the [heck] could you misspell that?

Uhhhh

She meant "How to hide a book"

@Outsweeters Why couldn't you think of a place yourself?

Everyone has their off days

@Unaone @Outsweeters
I've never had one of those.

What about every time you lost a case

Or that time you cried at the airport in front of Edgewor-

Nevermind

Dayummm

@Unaone That-
DOESN'T COUNT!
*whip sfx*

Now you're just cheating

@Unaone I AM FRANZISKA VON KARMA!

It is not cheating, it is exceptions.

AND I AM FOZZIE BEAR

@Unaone ..not this foolery again.

WELL SINCE WE'RE IN COURT TODAY I DECIDED TO BRING SOME LAW-THEMED JOKES WITH ME.... TODAY

@Unaone *face palm*

JUSTICE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

OTHERWISE IT'S JUSTWÅTER

@Unaone

*whip sfx*

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY WHO SUED AN AIRLINE COMPANY AFTER LOSING HIS LUGGAGE?

@Unaone ..no.

WELL HE WON THE SUIT

BUT HE LOST CASE

WOCKA WOCKA

@Unaone That is horrible.

WELL DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE PROSECUTOR THAT GOT AWAY WITH BRINGING A WHIP TO COUR-

Maybe I shouldn't tell this one

@Unaone

No

*whip crack sfx*

Say it.