Thorn the Mayonnaise park ranger by xXgooner_123Xx

she sweats cries and pees mayo

all things she does frequently
like fr she's constantly sweaty while running around and taking care of her pride and joy- the condiment park
she has dual guns that shoot out her sweat and she uses them on other condiment children.

She's also transfem bc the colors on her og dress

we don't talk abt the wolf tail she originally had-

#Mayonnaise #mayosona #thecondimentkingdom
@wack-

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painted on a Nintendo Switch
09 Aug, 2023, 1:18 am
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xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:18 am

She's also 4'6

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:42 am

@THERMODYNAMIC yes she's also 21
^_^

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:44 am

HELEJJSJS SHES BEAUTIFUL!! I DONT WANNA MENTION HOW HER EXCRETIONS ARE MAYO THOUGH!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
THE TWIGSINTHE MAYO GHJVJD

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:45 am

WHYIS SHE USING HER SWEAT ON CHILDREN

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:46 am

@wack- yes the mayo coming out of every orifice and pore is definitely normal and not at all suspicious :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:46 am

BECAUSE IT SCARES THEM AWAY

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:46 am

@THERMODYNAMIC she's been held back this whole time
she's really stupid :heart_eyes:

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:46 am

BUT IF THEYRE CONDIMENTS TOO ITS JUST GONNA MIX WITH THEM AND EWWWWW

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:47 am

@wack- i mean that's what they get for being children

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:48 am

i mean delinquents thats what they get for being bad

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:48 am

Ohhh right my bad. :pensive:
man imaginw a condimentkid running into another kid and they just sploosh togethe r and become one........

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:52 am

@wack- HELP
they just fuse :sob: :sob:

imagine trying to explain that to your parents

like um hi mr ketchup- ur ketchup child and that mustard kid were playing tag and now they're're orange :pleading_face:

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:53 am

ORANGE GELEPGMF

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 1:53 am

they're not allowed to play with kids of other condiment types for that exact reason

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:55 am

there is an evil village of solid food items that tries to consume the condiments...........

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 1:56 am

@plutoes
so sad :cry:
if they fuse w other same condiment kids thy judt become this giant mayo creatuee,,, :scream_cat:

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 2:00 am

@wack- HELP
'honey we're going to war with hotdogville again :'[ '

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 2:02 am

imagine all of them are still like
different people when fused
like u just have 4 other voices in your head
every limb is controlled by someone else sodjsudjdj

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 2:11 am

HOTDOGBILLE GEHWJDLF

EWW I JUST IMAGINED THEM FUSED AND TRYING TO MOVE AROUND SEPERATELY BLEEHHHH HELP

astrofiloo

09 Aug, 2023, 2:47 am

@wack- the meanie weenies

this fr sounds so nasty
fcking condiment cryptids trying to maneuver seperately from each other :frowning:

astrofiloo

09 Aug, 2023, 2:47 am

<<<<

astrofiloo

09 Aug, 2023, 2:47 am

like thanks i hate it ^_^

wack-

09 Aug, 2023, 2:49 am

@SugarSkulllz
NAH WHAT GROSSO

CatPNG

09 Aug, 2023, 4:12 am

the urge to not make a ketchup oc bc i only had ketchup in my life

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 4:20 am

@CatPNG DO IT DO IT DO IT

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Aug, 2023, 4:20 am

/nf

CatPNG

09 Aug, 2023, 4:20 am

@plutoes

MAYBE I WILL

kukki

10 Aug, 2023, 5:52 am

IMA DO SOY SAUCE AND ALR DOING IT IM COLORING

ChainsawJester

11 Aug, 2023, 12:20 am

JUMPSCARE
HIHI
its mj :muscle:
could ipossible use this tag 2 make a character?!?!

xXgooner_123Xx

11 Aug, 2023, 3:11 am

@ChainsawJester YEA THATD BE CASH MONEY GO AHEAD :yum:

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