I was at a church after the service in a lobby with a giant tablet screen with @monologue and we were talking and I was scrolling through my pictures and I saw a ss of something wack had said and I was like ‘haha I have a bunch of @wack- screenshots, he’s silly’ and I went to wack’s twitter to find another thing i’d taken a ss of and they had a post like ‘look at my friends art, i think they’re so cool!!! ^_^’ and so i looked at it and i was scrolling through and I was like ‘oh some of my art’s here lol’ and then I saw something that looked like me irl and i went ‘wait I didn’t draw this’ and jasp said ‘well maybe someone else drew it of you’ and i went ‘no look, it has my signature-’ and i realized it was my irl name and I somehow reached into the screen and tore off my signature and I kept scrolling and ripping them off bc Jasp wasn’t supposed to know my full name??? Even though he was right there?? Idk. AND THEN FCKING WACK WALKS BY. They looked at me and widened their eyes and then proceeded to try and speedwalk away but i screamed ‘WACK?!?!?!?’ and he turned around, placed their hand on their hip, rolled their eyes and walked back over. Jasper just was looking at both of us and then he walked out of the building. Wack grabbed one side of the giant tablet screen thing and i grabbed the other and he was like “here (insert real name) we can carry this away but please don’t be mad :pleading_face:- i can tell you’re mad” (they pronounced my name correctly and everything- it was weird) and i responded with “No sh_t- can you really-” and then this old man yelled “COLE (idk if im allowed to call u that but that’s what was said :sob:) GET YOUR AHH OUT HERE” and so wack left. Then my stepdad came in and was talking about needing to change the tires on our car so we went and wack’s family was there in this big black truck and their mom was talking to mine so i went over and was like “how did you find me????” and wack was like “well my mom’s super overprotective and your mom reached out saying we could meet and both of our moms wanted to make sure we weren’t talking to old men on the internet and now we’re here ^_^. She’s doing it w/ all of your friends, why do you think you’re doing theater with @aiimorsx now and why jasp was at your church??” Idk what i said to that but it was probably v smart but we drove away back to the church which apparently had a movie theater and wack’s mom, grandpa, and brothers were sitting in the row behind us and I got up to use the bathroom and everyone but them and their mom followed but didn’t follow me all the way into the bathroom and when I came out, they were all lifting weights in the corridor and wack’s grandpa drops the weight he’s holding and goes “Cole doesn’t want or need to be friends with them queers :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:, you’re one of them men that dresses all feminine huh?’ and I just looked at him and went ‘sir I’m not a man-’ and he squinted and said ‘i don’t believe you’ and then I walked away into the theater which was playing a black and white movie with this lady crying on the screen and the shimmy shimmy ya song in looping in the background and there was these fish crawling on the ground. I pulled out my phone and was talking in the discord server we have about how wack showed up but when I looked around, they weren’t in the theater anymore for whatever reason and I talked about his h//m//phobic grandpa that had a country accent and then I was like “oh yeah wack you’re from _______ right?? Wait can I say where you’re from??” And Wack was like ‘doesn’t matter, we don’t live there anymore, we moved to Britain’ and then i woke up

IM CACKLING WHAT

wack is british confirmed

@aiimorsx THIS IS THE DREAM I WAS TALKING ABT LIKE FOREVER AGO WHEN I SHOWED U DJ OCTAVIO
i just now had the motivation to type it all out :sob:

HELPP???

bro

@_R4ccOOn_ I TOLD U MY DREAMS WERE WEIRD :sob:

why was i in ur theater class thing

@_R4ccOOn_ si
yandere lady gaga or katy perry or something i believe

@aiimorsx no idea
like when i thought abt it in the dream tho it was just us sitting in the theater eating chocolate chip cookies

i dont even like cookies :swearing:

@aiimorsx we should recreate it irl and u just give me the cookies then

@hemorrhagev2 WDYM??? U WERE IN THAT ONE DREAM
WHERE WE ALL LIVED TOGETHER AND JASPER DIDN'T HUG ME
U WERE COOKING EGGS I THINK

@hemorrhagev2 go to sleep luvvy :angry: u need ur rest

@Firebrand it's probably the heavy amounts of illegal substances i consume /obvj /vvvnsrs

/hj = half joking /nm /nbr

wow

SCREAMING?? THAT WAS A LOT TO TAKE IN????????????????? A TWITTEEr??? I PUT MY HAND ON MY HIP DO YOU THINK IM THAT MUCH OF A FRUITCAKW :sob: HOM OPHOBIC GRANDPA AND OVERPROTECTIVE MOM YEAH?? GHLP WHAT THS CBRJM

WHAT THE HELL WHY DID I MOVE TO BRITAIN

cant elive i wasent in it :pensive:

@wack- yes i think ur that much of a fruitcake :yum:
@STARZZ my apologies :pensive: beating up my brain so ur included next time

@plutoes
as u should