Busted :)

@CrystallizedDusk pff-
millie: Seriously, how is he a simp?!

Dark: YOU CAN'T TELL HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU?! YOU CAN'T SMELL ALL OF THAT COLOGNE REEK THAT HE *DR0WNED* IN??

@CrystallizedDusk millie: NO!! he's-
what---
WHAT?!
he was my BOSS! plus i thought he was AFRAID of me!!!
,,,well, that atleast explains why he was always leaving bananas in my room when i still worked for him.
*groans* WHY HIM....?

Dark: What I want to know is why I haven't throw him off the waterfalls in Faron when I had the chance.. *growls* STUPID!

@CrystallizedDusk millie: *adorably crawls into dark's lap, resting her head on his chest* He'd probably just teleport as soon as you throw him, anyway.

Dark: Maybe... I just want him and his little h3llspawn GONE. They've caused us more trouble than needed, and they serve my- GANON. They DESERVE DEATH.

@CrystallizedDusk millie: Come on though, lets be honest- Koghga's plans never actually work. I cant think of anything They actually accomplished, and I used to be kohga's right-hand girl. And i remember gannon saying that if they did they were good at their job, he'd be ruling ALL of hyrule right now.

Dark: *snrk* HA! FAT CHANCE! Linky Boy and I would stop them if there was even a tiny sliver of potential.... mostly me because I'd be the first to be.. well, "put down" as they say. And Khoga is a failure. No doubt about it. We've had bad heists that look like a Godess painting compared to their bait bananas and feicing disguises... they aren't even convincing!

@CrystallizedDusk millie: *covers mouth to keep from laughing* PFFT-- oh man, thats too funny-
and the best part is its true!!
i still dont understand the whole banana thing...

Dark: Being honest, it only makes them easier to sniff out. Like holding a sign over their heads that reads "COME EAT ME IM TOTALLY NOT A FOOTSOLDIER WORKING FOR A PATHETIC LEADER AND OUTRANKED BY GUYS LIKE BYRNE"(don't you feicing dare, dink), hehe...

@CrystallizedDusk millie: *smiles* i love you. and i love this.
i wanna spend the rest of eternity with you, laughing and smiling. :)
you make me want so much, dark. :)

Dark, purring: And I can give you whatever you desire, my love. Khoga's head? Done. Higher rank? Easy. My heart? No problem at all.

@CrystallizedDusk millie: *suddenly hesitates* well.. um.. there is one thing.

*dink tilts his head to the side and "blinks," looking confused*

@CrystallizedDusk millie: i know we haven't discussed it, but.. um... would you ever... i mean, do you want a... its okay if you dont... um... well... *she's having trouble trying to find the right words.*

Dark: Millie.. *gently holds her hands* let your mind catch up. You're doing too much at the second. *kisses her on the cheek* Slow down... now, what did you need..?

@CrystallizedDusk millie: okay, okay, i can do this. i can ask. i've done harder.
*inhales* dark...
i want a kid.
i-i mean, if thats okay!!
if not its fine!!
i mean- do YOU want-
*covers face and groans* i'm so bad at this!!

Dark: Hold on... YOU want a CHILD with.. ME? The guy that k!lled Time's parents, destroyed Prospa Labs, devours Yiga clanners for a living and drinks blood....?

@CrystallizedDusk millie: Yes!
i mean, i think you're leaving out the part where i'm your wife and i'm deeply in love with you.

Dark: Because I DONT KNOW HOW AND WHY YOU CAN?? IM GANON'S SON!

@CrystallizedDusk millie: love, i dont care that you're his son. i love you for YOU, not for who your father is.

Dark, trying to smile: If you say so... * deep inhale* I would, if-if that's what you want, after all... as long as it doesn't hurt you..

@CrystallizedDusk millie: really??
*hugs* Oh Dark!! Thank you!!!
golden goddesses, i was TERRIFIED To ask, but layla convinced me!
*smiles* i'm so glad her and i are close now.

Dark: *hugs her* I told you, she just needed to come around... and I've wanted a kid for.. *blush* for a while now..

@CrystallizedDusk millie: wait, really?

Dark: *tiny nod* Like I said... I just don't want to hurt you..