Ewwww

They look like blobfish

@-OneDirection- I drew them just for you ewe

DONT MAKE FUN OF 1D

Ò_Ó

They definitely did not go and get lip fillers

@-OneDirection- This isnt 1D. This is 2D ewe

HELP
You've done it again bestie Pyra >:D

EW

@-AngelWithoutWings-

LOOK AT THIS HORRIFIC THING

@-AngelWithoutWings-

I HATE THIS

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Okay

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Okay

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Okay

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Okay

@ReincarnatedChii XDXDXDXDXD THNX

@-AngelWithoutWings- YASSS HAIRY STYLED!

@-OneDirection- LMHOOOO XDXDXDXDXD

@-AngelWithoutWings- Owo'

@-AngelWithoutWings- HELP
WHAT WAS THAT FACE X'D

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Okay

@-OneDirection- Are you mad rn?

@-AngelWithoutWings- X'D OKI

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Okay

@-Pyra-

Naurrrr
I'm excited
But I'm mad at one thing...

OMG
ONE THING IS A 1D sONG

@-OneDirection- :OOOOO TWO THING IS A 2D SONG ewe

ugh

@-OneDirection- Kk, sorry.
What are you mad about?

@-AngelWithoutWings- QASVGGGHJT

@-Lazy-Goldenguard- XDXDXD THNX LMHOOO

@-AngelWithoutWings-

Ilyt <3333
:kissing_heart: :heart: :heart_eyes:

@-Lazy-GoldenGuard-

I HATE IT
D:<

@-Lazy-GoldenGuard-

BUT I HATE THEIR NAMES

@-Pyra-

Is this a band who copied one direction?

@-OneDirection- @-Lazy-Goldenguard- O-o'

@-OneDirection- Shore :thumbsup:

@-Pyra-

We at the beach now? o-0

@-Lazy-GoldenGuard-

XDD
They got lip fillers

@-OneDirection- :ocean:

@-Lazy-Goldenguard- @-AngelWithoutWings- x'D

X'''DDDDD

@-OneDirection- uwu :thumbsup:

Check out @/UwUna

UWUWUWUUWUWUWUUWUWUWUUWUWWUUWWU

@-OneDirection- I did XDXDXDXD

OKUWU

@-OneDirection- XD UWU

HEHEUWU

ACHOOUWU

@-OneDirection- UUWWUU

haha yes my favourite band, 2 D I R E C T I O N

@IMBADDIEWINKLE OML YES!! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THEIR HIT SONG, "You Make Me Beautiful"?

@-Mythra- XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

O/////////////////////////O

@UwUna Nya! OwO

@-OneDirection-

HEY I SEE YOUWU SAID MY NAME >W<

ISN'T 2DIRECTION SOWOWOWOWWO SMEXY????? UWUWUWUWU U///////U

THEY'RE MY NEW SENPAIS O//////////O

@UwUna 2D UwUis my new fav bandOwO

WELL I HAVE DIBS ON...

ALL FIVE OF THEM U///////////U

@UwUna :O BoY hOgGER UWU

NOWO

MY 2DIRECTION SENPAIS DESERVE TUWU BE MINE >////<

@UwUna ButUwU I saUwU themOvO firstQwQ

NOWO YOUWU DIDN'T

I FIRST LAYED MY EYES ON THEM IN 1843 U///U

@UwUna JOwOkes OwOn yoUwU!
I saQwQ them in 1776!

WELL I SMELLED THEM IN 1239 >W<

@UwUna I ate at their tables in 1018

I HEARD THEM IN 300

BC

@UwUna I SAW THEIR SHADOWS IN 10.BC!

*GASPIES*

(me with too much calendar trivia)

I HEARD THEM BEFORE YOUWU SAW THEIR SHADOWS THEN UWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUU

@UwUna *Le GaSp*

WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARTH THOU SO OLD?!

DATS HOW UNAS WORK UWU

@UwUna UWU UWU YOUR BACK :O

MHM

FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE STINKY FORBIDDEN UNA DIMENSION

@UwUna Thats right...Unaone shoved you in there

I put her back after she made the contest reminder post >:)

@Unaone :OOO THATS A FOUL!

*bird noise*

@Unaone Your thinking of a different foul e3e

*quack quack quack*

@Unaone :sob: Beautiful! Splendid! :duck:

Bum-bum-bum ba-dum-ba-dum
Well the duck walked up to the lemonade stand-

@Unaone And he said to the man, running the stand, "Hey! Got any g r a p e s?"

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade,
But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass"

@Unaone And he waddled away! Till the very next day!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand, "Hey! Got any g r a p es?"

The man said, "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said, "Goodbye."
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Ba-ba-ba-bum bum-ba-dum

@Unaone The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand, "Hey! Got any gr a pes?"

(i forgot the third verse)

The man said, "That's it, if you don't stay away duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck
So don't get too close"
The duck said, "Adios"

@Unaone I cant remember the rest XD
I need to listen to it again :'p

Ok then I'll finish it

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-ba-dum
The duck walked up to the lemonade
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey" (bum-bum-bum) "Got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I- oh."
"Then one more question for you"
*dramatic pause and brief ukulele solo*
"Got any grąpes?" (bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum)
And the man just stopped

Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said, "Come on duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some gřapes
So don't have to ask anymore"
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapës
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, "Hm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any... lemonade?"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)...

This isn't the first time I've typed the whole song out either-

@Unaone XD TY

THAT SONG RULES OVER ALL OF THE KINGDOMS

It has less than 1 billion views

That is a CRIME against humanity

@Unaone :OOO WUT?! *grabs the shotgun* >:^ Ppl will pay

We need a Taylor Swift cover of it or something to rake in those views

@Unaone Yess! Lets hire her ewe

I had a classmate who got close-to-stage seats at a Taylor Swift concert once she'll be our representative

@Unaone Good.
Now we need someone else......hmmm.....we need some random country singer. How about Dolly Parton? (I think I spelled her last name right)

How about Toby Keith?

I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES >:)

@Unaone IDK WHO DAT IS, BUT YES! Now we just need a bunch of money....*grabs a mask* Wanna go rob a bank? >:D

yEs

*turns into Spy Una*

LEs GoooOOOOOoooOo

@Unaone Hehehe *grabs a pistol, with a silencer* Les go >:3

*teleports us to Colors Bank™*

@Unaone Hehe perfect. Its closed. *c0cks pistol*

*holds up knife*

>:)

@Unaone Hehe
Lets go in through the air vents. *hops in*

*hops in too*

@Unaone Wait...how do you rob a bank? ovO

With the Portable Bank-Robber 2000™ of course!

@Unaone Well, how do you use that? Just push a button? :'P

*Puts the PORTABLE BANK ROBBER 2000™ in the vent*

Press the button and it'll rob the bank for us ùwú

@Unaone *stares at you* Where do you get this stuff at? o0O

ACME CO.

@Unaone O-o' Right! *pushes the button*

*the PORTABLE BANK-ROBBER 2000™ comes back with all of the money three seconds later*

Our work here is done :sunglasses:

@Unaone Beautiful! *hops outta the vent* Now. To hire some celebs :sunglasses:

Yeah, gotta DM them on the Riki-tikki-Tik-Tok

@Unaone Hmmm....yessss lets >:)

You do that while I book a flight for Ohio

@Unaone *starts tippy tapping on my phone*

"Hi I need two planetickets for Ohio"

@Unaone Flight lady whateva- "Yeah okay *loud sigh* You said 3?"

Actually I'll just get them myself

@Unaone Flight lady- Huh? What chu talkin about? *loud finger nail typing noises*

*turns into a Una Airlines plane*

@Unaone *someone starts screaming in the distance*

*Looks up* Neither of them are responding, Captain!

*does not compute so i just fly us to Ohio XD*

@Unaone XD

WHOOPEEEE!

Okay, now that we're in Ohio, we can use the Ohioan Portal to get to Dolly Parton or Toby Keith and Tayor Swift

@Unaone Why not all three? >:)

Sounds good >:)

*enters the portal and comes back with Toby Keith*

@Unaone *Runs in, and comes back dragging Taylor Swift*
One more >:)

*shapeshifts into a car while going in and drives out with Dolly Parton in the trunk*

@Unaone Excellent...*rubs hands together*
Now what? >:P

*grabs Taylor Swift by her shirt*

Hi Ms. Swift! We need you to sing The Duck Song so Bryant Oden can get the clout he deserves for his wonderful song! >:)

@Unaone *stares at her* We pay good >:3

Yep, we can offer you these two Country singers

Or cash if that's not your thing

@Unaone Yesh
We've got lots of cold, hard, money. >:l

Definitely not directly stolen by us :sunglasses:

@Unaone Ofc not :sunglasses:

So, Taylor Swift, Pyra and I hereby offer you two Country singers and/or a bank's worth of money

To sing the Duck Song

@Unaone Announcer- AND THUS! PYRA AND UNA SUCCEDED IN HIRING FAMOUS CELEBS TO SING THE DUCK SONG, AND THE VIDEO GOT OVER 1 TRILLION VIEWS!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay *throws glitter confetti*

@Unaone YASSSSS :sparkles: :confetti_ball: :sparkles:

@Firebrand UwU Just gaze at Hairys amazing hair

@Firebrand :sparkles: True, true! :sparkles:
Nail looks so sick tho uvu

@Firebrand Indeed
And Lamb looks sus

@Firebrand Fr fr, and Zam.....uhh.....I have no words uwu

@Firebrand LMAO
XDXDXDXDXDXD

@Firebrand Only the Lord knows X'D

@Firebrand
NAAHH HELPPP FR THOO
I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK THROUGH BERRYS ACC AND FOUND THIS AHHH

@WatermelonSugar You're never forgetting this post as long as i'm around :skull: :skull:

@Houstons_Finest

oh naww :sob: