@Outsweeters pfft, I guess I looked similar to that Miku thing. Lmao.

I like the addition of a shadow. Most don't even think about such a thing, but it really adds something.

@Peripheral_Pillar thx, I don't use shadows much. Lol.

@GeekyGamer156 Batman uses the shadows all the time.

<.< >.> O.O

@Peripheral_Pillar lol.

Why do airports put mistletoe over the baggage counter? So you will be required to kiss your luggage goodbye.

So I will try to post a comment or two each day on this drawing so you have something to read, chuckle at, or ponder over. Just a little something that will give you something to log on for and maybe even look forward to for support.

@Peripheral_Pillar lol, thx. ^-^ I appreciate the lil distraction from my sadness.

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was calmly reading a newspaper. The ones to his side were busy putting imaginary bait on imaginary hooks, and casting, then reeling in imaginary fish. After a while of this spectacle a crowd of people had gathered around them with a slightly concerned look.

A policeman walked up to the middle guy and asked, "Are these two friends of yours?"
"Yes, they are." said the man with the newspaper.
"Well, they are attracting quite a crowd, ~

~ it might be better if you take them somewhere more private." the officer said.
"Oh, okay." the man with the newspaper said. He then began to vigorously start rowing.

There are a few asteroids that are following the Earth (sort of the same manner how the moon is following the Earth.) The largest of which have been named "3753 Cruithne" and "2002 Aa29"

@Peripheral_Pillar cool. :0

In 2012 a Detroit Medical Center conducted a study that showed it was possible to stop nosebleeds bystuffing the nose with raw, uncured pork meat.

I think I'll just use tissues and deal with it.

Remember the nursery rhyme of "this little piggy." With the one that had roast beef and the one that had none?

Remember the little piggy that "went to market" and it sounded like they went shopping? Yeah, well, when a pig goes to market it is being chopped into pork chops and sold at the market.

That little piggy wasn't coming back. It is cute how they made that sound so innocent.

Interviewer: What is you biggest weakness?

Applicant: Honesty.

Interviewer: I do not think that is a weakness.

Applicant: I do not care what stupid people think.

Whew, the past few days have been tiring. I have been needing a long break. What do you want next, joke, fact, or personal story?

@Peripheral_Pillar maybe a personal story?

Personal story? How about, damn, I'm overworked and tired and need an extended break. Not really a story though.

Okay.

When I was a little kid I tried to do something that I had seen in adventure movies where the hero clenches a rope between his teeth and swings on it. Usually with a weapon in each hand or a damsel in distress in one arm and the weapon in the other.
Well, I clenched the rope between my teeth and swung. My neck jerked sideways so the rope could hang straight and with that much~

~ weight pulling my teeth to the side, it pulled the one with the firmest grip on the rope completely out of my mouth.

Yeah, human teeth, even healthy ones, arm not made to withstand the weight of a whole human body pulling them outward. And you'd have to have very powerful neck muscles to keep your head (and the rope in your mouth) perpendicular to the ground. Even then, a sudden pull of weight could... lets say, damage the bones in your neck if your teeth and muscles didn't give out.

So ~

yeah.

Before attempting something, you might want to remind yourself about actual physics and some limits of what the human body can actually withstand.

As for me? Well, I was too scared of my parents to admit what happened, so I never told them about how I lost that tooth. Luckily, I was so young that it was one of my baby teeth and the adult tooth replaced the spot much later.

I've learned now that it could be possible for a dentist to place your tooth back in correctly and maybe your body~

~ will heal the damage and you'll eventually be firmly connected to your tooth again. But such a thing would have forced me to explain to multiple adults how I lost it in the first place.

Why do ducks have wide, webbed, flat feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

@Peripheral_Pillar XD

Behold mine cup and see that it is empty.
Now watch as I continue to pour water from it for other to take a drink
Now watch more as most of them spit out the water and demand something better.

Why do we call the plastic throwing disk a "frisbee?"

Well, it was named after a pie company that sold pies (the Frisbee Pie Company) in thin tin platters that became pop culture as having college students throw them at each other. A distant relative of John Wayne (before he was super famous) started marketing his light plastic throwing disks and after selling his idea to the company Wham-O, the company embedded the common frisbee name onto the item.

An experienced helicopter pilot was explaining all the parts of the helicopter to a new student that was about to start flying.
"That," said the pilot, pointing at the long, bladed rotors, "is the fan. It keeps you nice and cool."
The student looked at the pilot like he was crazy.
"Oh? You don't believe me? Well, once we get 5,000 feet up I'll switch the fan off and we'll see how fast you start sweating."

A preacher died and went to heaven but was unhappy that a cab driver was being given more honor than him. The preacher decided to take up his grievance with Saint Peter.
"Well, when you were giving your sermons in your church, what did everyone do?" asked Saint Peter.
The preacher looked a little embarrassed before saying, "They fell asleep."
Saint Peter nodded and said, "When people rode in this man's cab, not only did they stay awake, they also prayed."