vampire rules are anti-italian by wack-
1. no garlic
2. no mirrors
3. no sunlight
4. no crucifixes
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24 Jul, 2023, 2:13 am
f/ckrealityihaveablog:
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
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absinthenoir:
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
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latessitrice:
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY??? #Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
24 Jul, 2023, 2:22 am
@fizzo
anti italian :muscle: :muscle: /j
@Tallulah--
garlic,,,,
24 Jul, 2023, 2:27 am
i hate italians
except luigi <3
24 Jul, 2023, 2:49 am
@w0rmboy
entirety of mcr...... /hj
luigi is pretty rad we'll let him stay
24 Jul, 2023, 3:39 am
@-rat-innahoodie-
you better pray you d9nt turn into a vampire or youre done :pensive:
24 Jul, 2023, 3:53 am
@-rat-innahoodie-
i guess u can never leave ur Coffin bed then :pray: :pray: i wish the best for u italian vampire :cry:
25 Jul, 2023, 3:30 am
im 43% or sm Italian :disappointed:
25 Jul, 2023, 4:12 am
@cheesestick
i got some italian in me toobut luckily i dont live in italy or being a vampire wojld b a huge problem
30 Jul, 2023, 10:56 am
:(
09 Jul, 2024, 5:00 am
THE WORLD AINT READY FOR US YET FR!!!!! :vampire:
09 Jul, 2024, 2:16 pm
@lemurstripes
LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 Jul, 2024, 6:27 am
@wack- urghhy *in dracula voice :devil:* the world is such a cruel place... SO DATS Y WE NEED TO BE BETTER... WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!! NO ONE AINT READY FOR US YET.. EVEN w their GARLIXS, CROSSES N CRUCIFIXS NOTHING CAN BRING US... *TRUE*... VAMPIRES DOWM!!! :couple_with_heart:
MWAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH MWAH MUH MWAHHH MAAHH *throwing head back n cackling w devious laughter* HAHHAHHHAAAMWAAJHHZHHZ :vampire: :vampire: :fire: :feet:
11 Jul, 2024, 6:57 pm
@lemurstripes
graaahh ze real vampires will never back down against something as measly as GARLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiling_imp: :muscle: :muscle:
12 Jul, 2024, 8:05 am
@wack- I HATE GARLIX. I VOTE TO TAKE DOWN STINKY SMELLY N OOH SOO EYEWATERING.. *sniffs* *disgusted* UGHHH EW!...... GARLIX!! *does a confused hum* *hummmmmmm* who.. *hum* shuld *humm* be the *excited* NEW PRESIDENT??? :vampire: GRAHAHAHAHA*devious cackle*