@yourmotherandme

@Yur_Gurl_Tipsy HES SO ME FR

no way you actually use twitter :skull: /j/nsrs(im sorry if this sounds rude)

@ISawThemVent yuckies no never

i just steal people's tweets and put myself over them for comedic purposes :relieved:

thats illegal
im calling your parents/j

im telling your platonic partners
be prepared to get a divorce/j/nsrs

@ISawThemVent goodluck finding them after i steal their switches so they can't make contact with you :weary: /obvj

@CourageCowardlyDog
actually
the day i proposed to you three (the ogs, aiimorsx, jasper and you) and got rejected by aiimorsx, i was so unbothered that i watched a couple andrew tate videos and casually decided to find both of their addresses, and about an hour ago i took both of their switches calmly, anticipating that you would be so toxic as to stop me from being averagely terrible./j/nsrs

:fire: :fire:

@ISawThemVent HELP I DON'T REMEMBER U PROPOSING TO US???
getting the boot from aii does check out tho tbh /n

and diddly darn my plans are foiled. i have both henry and alex's switches in my possession though and aii and jasper love me too much to divorce me for thievery >:]

@hemorrhagev2
its on echo's kitchen table
i saw it
trust :pray: /j

@SugarSkulllz
LOL I THINK I SPOKE TO JASPER ABOUT IT AND NEVER GOT TO ASK YOU LOL

the onion ring either went to starzz or something random happened to it

@hemorrhagev2 your mind.
this is a dream.
henry we're worried about you
wake up.
/obvj

@ISawThemVent SOBBINGSKDJJDJ

i would've been the easiest to convince :rolling_eyes:

trying to marry us is like attempting a panel of judges. they usually ask jasp first, i feel too bad to say no and aii is like nah ur not on the list.
alex and jasp both snuck in via lemmy and henry was the only one we all agreed to put in :skull:

but like

everyone who's asked has been declined

@-LayaniaViolettia-

@-AjsDumpster- :sob: :sob: im so sorry i fell aslep :broken_heart:
ur sims time just gets longer and longer :skull:

and yes ur right ofc

@-AjsDumpster- that's so kawaii cottagecore of u
(hiiii aj i missed you :pleading_face: /hj how was ur day)

@-AjsDumpster- :sob: :sob: oh well guess ur just stuck with me then :yum:

tbh that sound like me idk how many times i've gotten grounded the day of having to do something with my friends

@-AjsDumpster- PLS
WHAT DID SHE EVEN DO :sob: :sob:

naw how do u mess up half an hour b4 ur free
mischief just couldn't wait? :sob:

@-AjsDumpster- plsssss :sob:
poor thing :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: :pensive:

@-AjsDumpster- it was good
i volunteered to help with bingo at the theater i go to

my mom did the bingo and i won for her twice

:muscle: :muscle: :fire:

@-AjsDumpster- STOPP I WAS HELPING THE EXPIRED PEOPLE GRRR

@-AjsDumpster- HAVE U NOT HEARD MY FRUIT THEORY

okay so basically ppl are like fruit. babies aren't ripe yet and thats why they're all sour and nasty and useless and old people are overripe and spoiled and that's why they're like extra sweet but also like squishy and frail and easily breakable

@-AjsDumpster- basically people who aren't old or babies are the prime

@-AjsDumpster- i don't remember, it was probably on no sleep, im my most wise then :innocent:

and seeeee it makes sense

@-AjsDumpster- hmmmm not buying it honestly
women liking and pp jokes are v wise

yelp i gtg ill be back??? maybe???

@-AjsDumpster- hii idk if ur still on but ilyt :revolving_hearts: /p

@-AjsDumpster- YELP UM

cute!!!

bro turned feral

@-AjsDumpster- yep i think the drooling and peeing is adorable :yum:

yea it's a habit :sob:

i commented it on something sus on here and someone thought i was serious :sob:

@-AjsDumpster- ofccc :pleading_face: :pleading_face: #ajsupport

HELP THE BABY EMOJI

@-AjsDumpster- i was not serious that shi was horrendous

:baby: :baby:

my personal favorites of the colors emojis are :full_moon_with_face: and :woman_woman:

@-AjsDumpster- :man_man_love:

@-AjsDumpster- HELP WHAT IS THAT ONE

:man_man_love: :man_frowning: :man_getting_massage: :man_gesturing_OK: :man_gesturing_NO: :man_raising_hand: :man_tipping_hand:

@-AjsDumpster- tysm it's beautiful

@-AjsDumpster- i have no idea what happened there but it was beautiful

YELPING WHATAHGSH

:warning: :sob: :sob: :sob:

yelp i gtg 2 bed- my stepdad's upset gn ayeth jayeth hope u have good dreams abt snapchat man and have a good day tmrw ilysssm <3/p

@-AjsDumpster- STOP ME AND AII AND JASPER DO THE SAME THING WHAT

#emojilore is literally from us spamming emojis on here when they first came out and we took the story too seriously

we should collab fr

ok anyways gn

@-AjsDumpster- HELP I WAS AT THE MOVIES NOOO

ugh i can't believe i missed minecraft with aj to watch barbie

@-AjsDumpster- HELP I DIDN'T EXPECT U TO BE ONLINE HIIII

ALSO YAYAY OKOK

SKDHJSHDJD

@-AjsDumpster- btw u can like... go insed the base and use the furnaces :sob:

inside**

what

@-AjsDumpster- MEOWWWWW

whatever broski it's up to you (translation: i will be installing a kitchen into your house)

:man_tipping_hand:

@-AjsDumpster- update: i will be installing a house into your house /j

we need to get u some like

idk shelter

@-AjsDumpster- and like i said when i first saw it.

it's sad.

depressing

every time i pass it, i shed a tear

@-AjsDumpster- im sure everyone else agreed so i didn't bother signing them :innocent:

nah u gotta get a new thing, aii moved in and is dirt obsessed too (what is with u guys and dirt) plus the are so many better building blocks we are fr choosing dirt???? :sob: :sob:

@-AjsDumpster- STOPPPPPP

u die and the roof just collapses in on your body

i don't talk to homeless people except for when i talked to kendrick and i told him i didn't have cash

@-AjsDumpster- no.

absolutely not.

@-AjsDumpster- I COULDVE SWORN U WERE THERE WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT KENDRICK WHY DO NONE OF MY FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT HIM

Kendrick is the homeless guy my mom named because we see him all the time. Im pretty sure he's fruity bc he was holding hands with this other homeless guy (i think i named him Vladimir)

@-AjsDumpster- but yea he talks kinda fruity and holds hands with men sooo
he's our gay icon :sparkles: /j

HELP

I FORGOT ABT THAT

@-AjsDumpster- FRR

@-AjsDumpster- HELP ME S<DJDMDJ

instead of nights they're homeless people and instead of cutting arms of they just fight about which corner to stand on (idk what homeless people talk about)

@-AjsDumpster- PLS THAT'S MY MOM

except she knows im one of them so she will outwardly express her disapproval

yelp wrong knight

pls i can't type straight rn what is this :sob:

SOUTH BEAN STREET???

'i can't believe that man is wearing nail polish- do you see this girls? this is how feminized our culture is :rolling_eyes:' -my mothe probably

MOTHER*** OH MY GODS

@-AjsDumpster- HELP MB :sob:

@-AjsDumpster- HELP ME??

'is that a woman in men's clothing??? these gender confused woke people' -your mother says as she adjusts your dads shirt that she's wearing

@-AjsDumpster- ur mom is such a silly billy :zany_face:

@-AjsDumpster- guess im a gullible liberal too then :sob:

ur mom bro i can't

@-AjsDumpster- PLS???? :sob:

i just want a normal Christian daughter

ma'am your daughter wants to kiss girls at Bible camp.

how do you draw twitter

@MoaiMan tracing

@-AjsDumpster- DAWG WHAT SKDHKSJD

this sounds like a pitbull cupcakke collab

@-AjsDumpster- song of the summer fr :weary:

@-AjsDumpster- :sob: :sob: sorry i was being emo- if u still wanted to play we can

@-AjsDumpster- I SAW THE GRASS
the dedication- i can't

:sob:

FOLLOWS YOU WWITHOUT PERMISSION!! :smiling_imp:

@WACCO NOOO
BLOCKING U GRRR :angry: :angry: /obvj

You are so weird :disappointed:

@BigGator there was more b4 ajs acc was deleted

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

GOLD 3??