@_tjz_
YESSSS >:D u are now involved with crime bc of me >:D

@Anxious_Muffin yeyy. that's pretty cool n all. uh.... may i go home now? i'd rather not get arrested, thank you :p

@_tjz_
nope, we're in it together pal. NOW RUN BEFORE THE COPS FIND US

@Anxious_Muffin aw ****.

*cr4p

@_tjz_
BWAAA *runs* :runner:

@Anxious_Muffin *catches up behind you* YOU BETTER NOT GET US BOTH IN JAIL NOW

@_tjz_
i will, maybe 0v0

@Anxious_Muffin aight. bet. see what happens then *-3-

@_tjz_
>:3 BWAHAHAH

@Anxious_Muffin i'm lowkey kinda scared for what you finna do next after this if we don't get caught

@_tjz_
>:) m^rder.

@Anxious_Muffin *sighs* of course. *i tripped over* ack shoot!

@_tjz_
*catchez u* gotcha! :p

@Anxious_Muffin thanks! now i swear we really gotta- uh... you hear sumn?

@_tjz_
nu.?

@Anxious_Muffin huh. i must be trippin then. uh.... where now, i guess?

@_tjz_
hmmm--mcdonalds! >:3

@Anxious_Muffin wait WAT?? plans. now.

@_tjz_
we go to mcdonalds and hand out our autographs :)

@Anxious_Muffin sorry, what autographs?

@_tjz_
from us! we'll hand them out to little kids saying that we're criminals :p

@Anxious_Muffin i- what? what typa goofy plan is that?we spreading our awareness of criminals now? >.>

@_tjz_
heck yea we'll be like--famous partners in crime
:star: v :star:

@Anxious_Muffin so basically, you're taking us on a free trip to behind bars, then. yea, that'll get us famous for suuuuuree.

@_tjz_
not if we go cross country afterwars >:]

@Anxious_Muffin that'll take us ages to get outta here to a whole nother country. even if we were to find a transportation, we'd still be caught tryna get things going.

@_tjz_
not if i grive us there >:)

@Anxious_Muffin what, you got your own car or sumn?

@_tjz_
no :)
am gonna steal this one tho :> *punches thru a random cars window and picks u up*

@Anxious_Muffin wha- dude, i- y'know what? sure. at least we can move fast enough now. hopefully :/

@_tjz_
*sets u down* ^^ alr lets go *floors it* we're goin to area 51 <3

@Anxious_Muffin WHAT??? I THOUGHT WE WAS GOING TO MCDONAOLDSS!! i wanted a mcchicken sandwich and an apple pie :(

@_tjz_
the aliens will make some of that for u ^^ <3

@Anxious_Muffin that.. sounds silly. but i'd be genuinely if they do. okay then. off we go then. should be somewhat fun, anyways :]

(ngl, i was not expecting a whole rp session about this post lol might as weol just make it an rp room, eh? :p )

*well

@_tjz_
*continues flooring it* ive ate an alien once :0

((me neither tbh XPPP))

( @Anxious_Muffin you wanna, tho?)

...huh. what'd they taste like?

((suree XD))
like chicken :1

@Anxious_Muffin ah. i honestly thought it may be like jello or sumn for some reason :p

@_tjz_
taste like chicken, texture like jello :p

@Anxious_Muffin welp now you've made the thought quite sickening now

@_tjz_
hmm--dont worry hun we're almost there >:)

@Anxious_Muffin dope

@_tjz_
so, hows ur day been?

@Anxious_Muffin been decent. i've been practicing bringing sentience to my own severed limbs. i'm a zombie, after all

@_tjz_
sweet hun :p

@Anxious_Muffin yea. you?

@_tjz_
hmm----the usual, crimes >:)

@Anxious_Muffin oh, yea. ofc :p *i squint my eyes we close, yet?*

@_tjz_
yeah we heree! >:p *stops the car and runs out, dragging u behind my by the hand*

@Anxious_Muffin *i ran up behind you* cool! i guess it's time to see what cool stuff they have!

@_tjz_
yeah >:D *i walk in still holdin ur hand and i wave at the FBI agents*

@Anxious_Muffin *i started speaking to the agents* yo! dunno bout y'all, but we would like to see some stuff in here! plz?

@_tjz_
*i grab u and whisper* shh! 0_0 they think ur the alien!! *i cough and go into a deep voice* yeah--its uhm detective uhm--anna--and im bringin in this uh--alien i found--*i whisper: make alien noises*

@Anxious_Muffin *blinks twice* *makes the most ungodly of sounds i can make possible*

@_tjz_
((XD))
the fbi agents: *shrug* okay.?
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*i run to a jar full of aliens* lookie 0o0

( @Anxious_Muffin so i guess tha worked lol)
woah! that's freaky lookin, but neat!

@_tjz_
yeah--lets eat one >:) *crawls up the jar (the jar was lik 10 ft tall 0_0)*

@Anxious_Muffin can you ask them to make me a mcchicken sandwich before you eat them, tho? i'd rather have that than alien meat

@_tjz_
sure! :p AYO ALIENS!! COOK MA PARTNER IN CRIME A MCCHICKEN PLEASE!!
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*the aliens hop out of the jar and begin to cook it*

@Anxious_Muffin YOOO THEY COOKIN FRFR :00

@_tjz_
YA THEYRE GORDON RAMSEY CLONES FRRR
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*the aliens finish it and hand u the mcchicken* :3

@Anxious_Muffin hm. hold on. *i take a bite* okay. i'm now fully impressed *thumbs up to the alien* "very good! thanks :] "

@_tjz_
*the aliens jibber jabber another language and they all thumbs up back and hop around u* qUeEn?

@Anxious_Muffin weh... what're y'all saying, fr?

@_tjz_
*the aliens speak again* "queen?"

@Anxious_Muffin queen? what queen? *turned to you* hey, who queen they talkin bout here?

*i look back at u* they be talkin bout u silly *smiles*

@Anxious_Muffin m-me? a queen?? *i look across all the aliens* welll... heh. not a preferred title for me, but i guess that's cool n all -v-

@_tjz_
*the aliens screech* yippee!
--
*i look at all the aliens* well we dont need to worry abt the cops now--

@Anxious_Muffin yea, at least

@_tjz_
we have an army >:) BAHAHAHAH

@Anxious_Muffin o-oh. yea, right. right! yoo, i just thought about it now! :0

@_tjz_
we can now rule the worlddd >:D

@Anxious_Muffin hm. maybe too big, but a alien army is kind neat, frfr

@_tjz_
hm. tru
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*an alien gives u a crown made of slime/ooze*

@Anxious_Muffin ohhh hey.... thanks.. *i try to reposition the crown, but it just kinda keep melting on my locs* "hehehhh....... lovely '-v- "

@_tjz_
*i giggle* ^^ thats silly

@Anxious_Muffin i mean.... it's the thought that counts. ehh.. i guess

@_tjz_
slimy--bleh-
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*the aliens put u on a throne*

@Anxious_Muffin ehh? uh... *i slightly blush, but in a more concerning, yet sorta amused way* heh. a lil too much royalty, maybe? i ain't all about that, y'know?

@_tjz_
*the aliens turn to face u* but queens deserve all of the royalty.?

@Anxious_Muffin ahahah.. i guess so.....? *i whispered to you* help, please? what has gotten into them?

@_tjz_
*i giggle then pick u up*
--
*the aliens* ???

@Anxious_Muffin uh... why are they treating me like this all of a sudden? it's kinda cool, but also kinda weird

@Anxious_Muffin also, how strong are you to pick up a whole 18yr ol dude like this?

@_tjz_
am on st3roids ^^//

@Anxious_Muffin of course that'd be the case. *i looked over to my right and saw something pretty interesting* oh hey, uh.... carry me over they, please. i wanna see something over there rq

@Anxious_Muffin *points over to that portalgun over there*

@_tjz_
*i gasp* ooh! :star: o :star:

@Anxious_Muffin c'mon! let's check it out! *i grab your hand and we ran on over to the portalgun* doesn't this looks dope?? :00

@_tjz_
yeahh >:) lets steal it

@Anxious_Muffin mhm! *i picked up the portalgun* now...! how do i work this thing, heh?

@_tjz_
*the aliens point to a dial, showing images of where u go*

@Anxious_Muffin *i turned around and see what the alien wanted to show me* oh, uh.... hm.. you want me to go there?

@_tjz_
*the aliens nod*

@Anxious_Muffin oooookayy then.. hm. *i look at the portalgun i'm holding in my hands* can i bring this?

@_tjz_
*the aliens nod again*

@Anxious_Muffin bet. *i prepare my portalgun and walked on over to you* c'mon, anna. i.. think we have a place to go

@_tjz_
*i shrug* mk then! *i grab onto u* :3

@Anxious_Muffin wait, are the alien's coming as well?

@_tjz_
*the aliens jump on u* ye

@Anxious_Muffin ack! u-uh.... i can't.. uphold all y-you guys.. ><

@Anxious_Muffin anyways, uh.... to the car

@Anxious_Muffin [u still here? :p ]

oop-i forgot abt this lol XD//
yeah-! lets teach the aliens what arson is :smiling_imp:

[ @Anxious_Muffin lol it has been a while ]

*nervous chuckle* y-yeaaaa suuure! and uh.... maybe vandalization?

*evil laugh* MWAHAHA!!! >:D

@Anxious_Muffin *i tried to cough out an evil laugh myself* mwahhaaaaahaAAUGGHHH *i did cough alright*
sorry.

@_tjz_
*i laugh* golly--that even spooked me a little--

@Anxious_Muffin *i laughed along* at least it can scare sometimes xp anyways, shall we start the car already now?

@_tjz_
sure! *floors it* ^^

@Anxious_Muffin adios, 51! *i looked at a map to see where we were going* okaayyyy soooo..... ofc tis is gonna be pretty far away. we've literally drove around a vast desert e_e

mmm--true -v-

@Anxious_Muffin okay. what're we gonna do to pass the time around here? cuz this seems like a long trip....... maybe some music? '3'

@_tjz_
*smiles evilly* never ask an emo girl for music >:]

@Anxious_Muffin hmm..... i wanna put on my music rq but uh..... what music do you like? i might play some of it here

@_tjz_
mcr >:D

@Anxious_Muffin quite typical :p sure then, ig

YEAHHHH >:D

@Anxious_Muffin *hands you the aux cord* imma play some of my songs next after yours. is that fine?

@_tjz_
yeah >:3

@Anxious_Muffin aighty then

@_tjz_
*plugs the cord in and plays My Chemical Romance* >:DDDD YEAAA
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*the aliens start vibin since theyre in the car as well*

[ @Anxious_Muffin y do i imagine the aliens bein so silly? lol ]

*i can feel myself nodding my head to the music a bit*

(they would be lololol)
*the aliens start humming the tune oddly*

[ @Anxious_Muffin yea XD like literal pngs that're just moving and vibing along in such a cartoony way. that's how i imagine them :p ]

@Anxious_Muffin hm. they seem to be hitting that brown note there heheh

@_tjz_
*i laugh* guess so, the songs over! your turn!

@Anxious_Muffin oh neat. uh... you like hyperpop?

@_tjz_
yeah, i like all music really ^^

@Anxious_Muffin cool! uhh.... what i'm bouta play is like hyperpop, but... more hyper than pop. also pretty bold with facing copyrights lol wanna hear some?