@CrystallizedDusk

i will cancel this if dark hates her for it lol

I don't think he'd HATE her, just want to yeet Kohga back into the Depths into the mouth of a fraux-

@CrystallizedDusk kogah, who had actually fallen in love with millie but never told her: HOW DARE YOU- YOU- TWERP!! *flails angerly in a comidic fashion*

Dark, cracking his knuckles: Boy, go back and eat your bananas before I tied you up and strap you to a barrel full of bomb flowers on a charging lynel.

@CrystallizedDusk master kohga: You're lucky you're the son of th' demon king... i'd tear you to shreds for that.
millie: *walks in* hey babe i was wond-
...master kohga?

kohgah: M-MILLDRED!! y-you look great!! its been so long!!

millie: *shoots dark questioning look*

Dark: Oh...? You'd rip apart the great Merdiae..? Leader of the infamous Shadow Thieves, the Black Streak, the Cold Demon of Hellfire... *picks him up by the suit collar* Do your worst. You would NEVER stand a chance, and you already dont, even if I were dying and weak.

(Long story short, Merdiae was Hyrule's greatest thief and k!ller for century after century until the Rift opened into Central Plateau. Some of his favorite tricks were using vocal lures to take out guards or normal people and working in a way like I.M.P)

@CrystallizedDusk koghah: W-we will meet again!!! *teleports away*
millie: why....? actually, im not gonna ask.