me n who!!1!1!1!!11 by sshairs

the masculine urge to bite people

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painted on a Nintendo Switch
13 Jul, 2023, 5:22 am
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sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:24 am

setting this as my pfp to deter the commoners from following me (its not gonna work)

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:25 am

@twopersiancats HELP??

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:26 am

alr bet bring those phalanges over here /j

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:28 am

:innocent:

lemonlimegatorade

13 Jul, 2023, 5:30 am

:frowning:
i support normalizeing biting ppl

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:31 am

@twopersiancats *consumes half of your ring finger* :innocent: :heartpulse:

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:31 am

@GUMMIE FR
people are just so squishy the temptation is real

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:32 am

@PapercutsTimeAway :muscle: :muscle:

lemonlimegatorade

13 Jul, 2023, 5:32 am

bitung arms

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:33 am

like they're squishy but firm yknow
like a nice bag of beef jerky (not stale jerky)

lemonlimegatorade

13 Jul, 2023, 5:34 am

@PapercutsTimeAway
nollooo

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:36 am

@twopersiancats ur so right
like when u cook them but not fully
but made of flesh

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:36 am

^_^ <33

lemonlimegatorade

13 Jul, 2023, 5:37 am

:nerd:

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:39 am

this
right here →:sunglasses:
is my
swag
all
the girls
are on me
damn
ev
ry
body
pay
attention
cause this
right here→:sunglasses:
is my
pretty boy swag
aye
pretty boy swag aye

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:42 am

oh for the record i don't support cannibalism

it is frowned upon in most societies /ref

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:42 am

@twopersiancats soulja boy

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:43 am

shinji crank that soulja boy *doo doo doo* /ref

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:47 am

i think im being stalked by wack (/j)
literally 4 minutes after i woke up they messaged me on pinterest it was so scary

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:53 am

speaking of, they're literally so cool
im like
the #2 wack fan
i can't take #1 from sam but im deffo #2

kaiisakaizi

13 Jul, 2023, 5:56 am

Plutopop finger biter real not clickbait

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:57 am

@kaiisakaizi PLUTOPOP
:skull: :skull:
yes that's me
my official title

kaiisakaizi

13 Jul, 2023, 5:58 am

uwu owo

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 5:58 am

It is not a masculine urge to bite people, but biting for invading territory or personal space is common. And lower than "biting" is mouthing where you put your mouth (and usually teeth) on someone shows trust/acceptance of dominance/acceptance as the person/animal allows themselves to be put in danger of injury of the mouther. As for people being squishy, that is only the stored energy of fat. When you get to muscle, you have a LOT of chewing and gritting of teeth to cut through muscle fibers ~

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 5:59 am

mouths you

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:00 am

~ and while a bone and a carrot both give the same snap when they first give, the bone is spongier so it takes more gnawing. And once it snaps, it splinters, making swallowing difficult for creatures with small throats, like humans.

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:02 am

@Peripheral_Pillar wow that is interesting

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:03 am

sounds painful

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:04 am

By the way. The natives in the south Pacific would serve it under the title "long pig." I never much cared for it.

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:05 am

YELP

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:14 am

@-AjsDumpster- me

or like
throwing them at whoever happens to be walking through the kitchen

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:20 am

@-AjsDumpster- a for effort (im glad it didn't work btw)

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:20 am

As some one who has been both slashed and pierced, slashing hurts much with less damage while piercing hurts less with more damage. At least serious damage. Smashing to the point of losing a piece hurts the most and could be the most damaging, but for it to get to a bone or vital would take insane amounts more force than the other two.

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:23 am

@Peripheral_Pillar why have you been slashed? :fearful:

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:30 am

Uh... enough to really hurt or leave scats? Lots of reasons. School, accidents, military, work, and, most rarely, surgery.

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:30 am

scars*

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:32 am

@Peripheral_Pillar YOU WERE IN THE MILITARY??

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:34 am

I had to leave after severe damage, especially to my arm, which I kinda drew a representation of much earlier.

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:39 am

@Peripheral_Pillar wow im so sorry about your arm

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:39 am

@Firebrand STOPPSJKSMD

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:54 am

****, momentarily forgot that I was on someone else's drawing. Shouldn't discuss much of my life here when the original conversation was about biting fingers of others.

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:55 am

@Peripheral_Pillar it's chill

Peripheral_Pillar

13 Jul, 2023, 6:59 am

@toxicgossiptrain if you"re curious, I'll try to simply wait for you to ask. For now, I should draw something new, I have just been feeling multiple times more terrible than usual lately

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 7:01 am

@Peripheral_Pillar dw i'm sure ill come up with plenty of prying questions abt ur personal life /j
Also im sorry you feel that way, im here if you need someone to listen to your problems

chiisai_Hoshi

13 Jul, 2023, 6:27 pm

@Firebrand what the hell even is this TvT

sshairs

13 Jul, 2023, 6:56 pm

@Firebrand it was jaspers idea :sob:

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