pls i did not mean to make this remixable :skull:

@twopersiancats :sob: :sob:
@PapercutsTimeAway PLS OMG?? THAT SOUNDS SO FUN

she's just trying to get me to read anne of green gables (she bought the entire series for me-)

@PapercutsTimeAway AWW???

dont worry! im not Christian myself but i know for a FACT that Jesus doesnt hate anyone, no matter who they are. Your religion is good in idea, but not often in practice.

@twopersiancats SDJJDJ?? you literally radiate rainbows what

@Angelba_k25 wjdhsjhs ty

@cesarTorres Yeah rain and crustytoejohnson (not their real names obv)

@twopersiancats that's crazy skjksmd

Alright, me and the big man have been at odds with each other longer than some of you have been alive. But I still prefer to dispel the idea that the big man (or his family) condemns *****. I do NOT claim to be a bible scholar, but unlike most people who go to church, I have actually read most of the bible. Lots to unpack that I will not even get into without my typical days of refresher research. First off, I guess that during the times of the book of Leviticus that a woman being visited by ~

~ Aunt Flo was considered unclean and had to leave the camp by a certain distance until it was over. I am going to take a guess that this -might- have been because the smell of blood could attract predators. Maybe the Aunt Flo camp had guards who would realize that they needed to be more vigilant. I don't know. But my point is that this is a biblical law that we don't even mention anymore because it is has been useless for millenia. But it is still in the bible. Second thing, yeah, the bible ~

~ does have the occasional verse in it that says something that could easily be interrupted as saying **** ness is a sin. But given the amount of verses in the bible, this is like saying that there is mercury in the ocean. Yeah.... if you consider 0.000000000001% mercury per cubic mile to be deadly to 100% of the population, sure, go nuts and shout it everywhere. And the story of the destruction of Sodom (where we get the term.... well, I'm sure it is censored) where some people condemn s3xual ~

~ acts. The story, in all it's retellings are always focused on the r-..... forced aspect that the citizens of Sodom were trying to do. Also, if you wanted to take the bible by its actual words, it only EVER talks about man on man, never any other. (by the way, out of wedlock "enjoyment" is also a horrible sin according to the "good book") Finally, I will close with the only direct quote from the father-son-holy ghost trinity about **** ness that is in the bible. Ready for it? " " There it ~

~ it. They never directly said anything. And the only thing that the son said was REQUIRED was acceptence that he took away your sin. So.... that is it. Now excuse me, I need to get off my soap box so I can get a bar out of it and bathe. I am kinda stinky. Like sweaty mayonnaise.

@Peripheral_Pillar LITERALLY
and one of the main verses that condems it that is quoted says that boys cant sleep with men which is moreso condemning maps than queer people.
Not to mention that it was an entirely different culture back then that condemned a lot of other random things??? but no they camp out on the few vague verses that are a stretch at best

also enjoy your bath, i wish you to smell like clean mayonnaise afterwards

UR USWENAMES IM SCREAMUNG

@aiimorsx SJDHAKDHJSS