i wish i could go to school

i miss bullying the principal because she's not nice-

@Djanocide
lol i dont wanna go back to school

@jellyT_T I MISS DORKIOPORK, he used to come at me and say "amogus" and run away :sob:

@Djanocide
okay .o.
i haved a kid in my school, he said something dumb (i cant remember what he said) but he got bulled so much he moved school..
i dont wanna go back, coz i dont wanna get bulled, if i say anything dumb

just shut up, trust me it's the only way

@Djanocide
lol okay
if you went to my school, you would not be saying that lol

i dont get bullyed, coz people dont know im there,
im the quit kid

@jellyT_T same here, except that one time, i was watching demon slayer, and this girl came and SIMPED FOR ME, now they call us zenitsu and nezuko ;-;

@Djanocide
opp-

you know what it means?
YEP THEY SHIPPED US.
one of them said "come on kiss you two" AND HE PUSHED ME TO HER FACE AND WE ALMOST DID IT-
WE CHASED HIM, I holded him and was like "COME ON NEZUKO-CHAN"
she kicked me once and kicked him LIKE 20 TIMES-

@Djanocide
oop-
i would kick him 20 times to
she kick you? why its not your falt

because i said nezuko-chan uwu

@Djanocide
oooooo thats funny!!!^^

oh and she tried to flirt with me multiple times
and i reply dumb stuff becauseeeeeee WHAT WOULD MY PARENTS EVEN SAY??

ok here's this
she pronounces Djane as "Chan"
so,
"hey Chan are you a hoodie?"
"hecc no"
"hey don't swear!"
"no u"
"ok shıt because i want you to be with me forever"
"sadly i'm a boxer- wait nvm i'm a footballer- actually im an athlete"
*grabs sunglasses*
*she pets my head*
"how many times did i tell you not to do it"
"i don't know it's kawaii"
"ok you know what bye"
*runs*

@Djanocide
lol
i dont wanna seem mean, but she seems like she would be annoying

not really-
just another simp-

so i was playing chess with dorkiopork (oh yeah, search him on youtube)
then she comes
"Djane"
"yeah?"
"it's the weeb"
"CHAAAAAN"
"goddąmmit-"
"i wanted to show you my drawing of inosuke!!"
....
....
"why does he have *****?"
*slap*
"what? i'm telling the truth"
"that's his chest"
"well you even screwed up his face..."
"okok here's luffy"
"where is the nose? his mouth is bigger then his hat"
"i bet you can't draw better"
"yeah right" *grabs my drawing notebook*

@Djanocide
oop-

a guy that simps for her: Djane...?
Me: yeah?
him: she draws better
me: BRO SHE GAVE INOSUKE B0OBS-
him: wait he's actually kinda hot
her: WHAT THE FU-
Me: Check mate
dorkiopork: no u, *moves peon* check mate
me: ok *moves queen* check mate
*random guy screwing up the chess game*
her: hey it's obvious that Djane would win
me: AAAAAAA

@_-B3n-Dr0wn3d-68-_ read this weird stuff if you're feeling bad

@Djanocide
hhahha omg!!

want another one?

@Djanocide
wow :0 tysm ^^

@Djanocide
OMGGG!!! yes!!

@Djanocide
YES!!

her: Djane give me your number
me: ok, give me your phone and i'll add it to your list
her: omg thanks!
me: ok call me i got my old phone
her: okokokok!
me: *holds phone on my ear*
phone: 911 what's your emergency

@_-B3n-Dr0wn3d-68-_ @jellyT_T

@Djanocide
X'D

@Djanocide
hhhhaas lol

another one? also i might go afk for 20 min

@Djanocide
yes!!

@Djanocide
yeees!!

so there's this guy we call the "dinosaur"
so he was getting kicked out of school

and they start screaming "DINOSAUUUUUUR, DINOSAUUUUUUR"
and then i hear "CHAN IS CUTE, CHAN IS HOT"
WHAT THE FU-
so i come up to her
"Thanks no need to tell"

ok now fr brb 20 min

@Djanocide
omg!! XD

ok brb again dinner ;-;
@jellyT_T life is getting even harder, we don't get time to talk, but it's fine ok? don't skip classes, focus, and take your time

RRRRRAAZZEEEEN
people are making sheeps fight outside
and someone got hit

@Djanocide
yeah, i never skip class im a big scaledy cat!!! lol

@Djanocide
OMGGG!!! what?!!?!XD