LIL MANS SO SHORT AIDJQKKQ (i mean same tho)
this is so cute :sob:
would you wanna play splatoon 3 together sometime :0

@Lastovitsa id love that :0

@BlueBerryMilk whats your switch fc? i can add you

@Lastovitsa srry had to do something :skull:

ill have to look, not the best with remembering numbers

@BlueBerryMilk AWWW IT LOOKS SO GOOD

why am i attracted to ceth's ex-

@stag_ didn't know you were into tall long haired black guys
good to know good to know

@BlueBerryMilk ya know i usually prefer ppl shorter than me but it isn't a deal breaker

@stag_ i like tall women.

i want a woman to carry me like a briefcase.

@stag_ though i'd want a guy roughly my size

@BlueBerryMilk i wanna really tiny partner so i can be the big spoon and swallow them whole, that sounds real nice.

@stag_ and hows that going for you, if i may ask
any short men falling at your feet yet?

@BlueBerryMilk PFFFT, yeah no. not really looking to date right now anyways so it's fiiinee

@stag_ Daaamn son, you gotta get some game

gotta get some rizz

@BlueBerryMilk i have plenty of rizz when it comes to little red head boys presumably years younger than i am, fkn hated that kid i hope he's dead

@BlueBerryMilk so ye if you don't mind me asking, do you have any extremely tall women on the roster??

@stag_ sadly no, being held like a briefcase will have to wait.

Though there is an average sized woman i have my eye on :)

@BlueBerryMilk AWW HOW LOVELY, rootin' for ya