@hemorrhage ik :pensive:
lol the last time i had my laptop u were giving a house tour and slamming ur feet onto counters

@hemorrhage oh em gee i'll be so excited it better have quality sound effects /j

@Outsweeters how much u want for it? :money_with_wings: :money_with_wings: :moneybag:

@hemorrhage ooh ok ill check rn (np, it just seemed a little rude to me sjdhskdjsj)

@hemorrhage sdhjdddwmdhsjd??? i saw the thingy and read this and ty hen ♥ im really like overwhelmed and tired and confused etc rn and im taking it out on everyone's colors feeds :skull: /lhj
but i'm trying to get better? and idk my parents are tying to help (they're also adding onto the mess but whatever it's the thought that counts) so im sorry i've been all angsty recently. I'm so grateful that you (and all the others) are sticking around rn i rlly mean it. you mean more to me than you'll

ever know and i appreciate our friendship so so much ur such a genuine teddy bear (or a regular bear sometimes,u do have ur moments /lhj) and ilysm /vgen /p

@Outsweeters i didn't even know i had a mikudayo costume in my attic but sure as long as u go up there and find it

@hemorrhage skddhdjdj there's no other way i can formulate a response to that other than sobbing /vpos so i'll just send u a video of me crying on discord /nsrs /j
agh ily ur one of my bestest friends fr <3/p
also we need the henry teddy bears rn if i do not hug one im going to explode :boom: :boom: /lhj

@nonspecified see these r the sound effects i meant ty that was music to my onomatopoeic ears

surely i used that word correctly :yum:

@Jambers BRO WHY NOT THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

@Jambers OH YIPPEE ALR THEN οωοb

@nonspecified i was thinking that :skull:
@hemorrhage it didn't even say excuse me :pensive:

@nonspecified no idea
ALSO I HOPE UR NOT SERIOUS
if ur toes get off to being called it don't listen to lord farkae smh

@nonspecified omg maybe

and why is it a neopronoun, it is a generally used pronoun like in the English language

oh actually maybe bc it/its isn't conventionally used to refer to people?? maybe?? idk

@nonspecified HELP JAKE AND LOGAN PAUL

that's the one

@nonspecified 'the neopronoun users stole my pronoun :face_with_symbols_on_mouth: ' -you /j

@nonspecified NOOO I HATE JAKE THO

well i hate both of them but jake exponentially more

i know all of logan paul's songs and stole a maverick hoodie from a 4th grader once this is my calling

HELP

well jake didn't film the thing logan did but his vibes r so bad

YIPPEE

I'll trade you the janky ol doodad time machine I found in a sewer a couple weeks ago ! :D It's kinda messed up but it can get you to at least 2019 in the process :D ! ! All I need is that mythology book you have in your attic :DDDD !! /lhj

@jakePAUL HELP WHYD U CAPITALIZE THE PAUL

@BunnyBeans YOOO TYSM
hopefully i won't break it :pray:
ALSO WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF MY ATTIC THAN ME??? /vnm /lhj

@jakePAUL Florida is terrifying :princess:

jake paul but he's showing support for capitalism

@LoganPaul No reason to worry about the pragmatics :D !!! We just know and that's all you need to know :333 The ratsies need their fweeding !! /obvlhj ( YELPING )

(side note: HEEEEELP IT TOOK ME UNTIL JUST NOW WHEN YOU TWO CHANGED YOUR USERS TO REALIZE THE JOKE IN YOUR OLD ONES BEFORE THIS <///3 /srs )

@BunnyBeans :grinning: the who what nows? :grinning: /nm /nsrs
@jakePAUL GRAHHHH :fire: :fire:
@hemorrhage omg yay papi henry ftw :fire: /p

HELP PAUL FAMILY RP SYUUDJDHJDJ

@BunnyBeans the joke probably doesn't mean what u think it means
there are several layers of implications but the nonspecified fluid was my sweat :pensive:

i remember playing both the team 10 house and logan paul house games on roblox very vividly /srs

*the sound of my jaw clattering on the floor echoes through the halls of the team10 mansion*

@LoganPaul PAPI HENRY -- OKAY I'M DONE OH MY GOd /nsrs /lh

@jakePAUL *cries in warriors kid /rper*

isn't the paul dad like a weirdo? skhfjshd /genq

keeping up w the kardashians but it's just us roleplaying the paul family

that was my 13th reason why

@jakePAUL *cries* /lhj /nsrs ))

@jakePAUL i-i i'm sorry jakey *i look down, tracing the ground with the toe of my gucci slides* i didn't mean to trigger you, i know how close you were to m- *my voice cuts out and i clear my throat* mom...

@hemorrhageV2 GIGGLING

@MountainWinds so how are you enjoying ur front row tickets to our reality tv show? :grinning:

wwhhwyywyhchd7eee:osuwe#!GUCCI SLIDE-

@LoganPaul 0/5 Will absolutely do again :smiley:

@hemorrhageV2 *yelps at the sound of your voice shattering the tentative moment of peace between me and my brother* "We're over here papi" i call, my head clearing and the potential tears leaving my voice

@jakePAUL I ASCENDED 5 DIMENSIONS WHAT THE FRUIT

WHY WOUL D YIIJDDD DDDKIDO<TAT NONO

i cannot im going to have trauma from this /j

WHY DO YOU BOTH HAVE TAILS :sob:

@hemorrhageV2 *i just stare shocked, and dart a glance at @jakePAUL*
ofc i loved my mother but jake was always the one closer to her and he seems to be really out of it right now

YELP I AM NOT SMUG

@jakePAUL "YEEE-OWCH" I whimper and rub my ankle tenderly as my eyes fill with tears at te sight of my shoes. Jake always a flare for theatrics but this was a bit much

HELP WHAT

I GASPED

@hemorrhageV2 *i look down sadly as im dragged away unwillingly by my father* "daddy will you at least get me new slides?"

GIGGLING WHAT IS GOING ON

@hemorrhageV2 Thats it thats enough froog loops out of a fishbowl while llitening to kids by mgmt at 3 am a moffer can take /ref

DYINGDYINGDYINGSAVEME

@jakePAUL *i stare down at his lifeless body and sadness before i shake it off and look at the new clone* "You better not eat my new slides hoe, to catch u up on the lore, im daddy's favorite and you'll end up like that guy if you misstep"

HE YHA SBEEN SUMMONE D

@hemorrhageV2 this is ur fault don't act like paul family rp wasn't ur idea :rolling_eyes:

@jakePAUL *i scowl at him* "i am not your bbg"

the tENSION

YELP YEAH WHAT KIND OF TENSION :fearful:

SOBS

HELP

you know what fair ending- i wasn't sure where to go with that :sob: /j

@LoganPaul interpretation based :smiley: :ghost: (BYE I CANT) /obvj

the crossover no one needed nor asked for

Congratulations henry you're probably the first person to ever say that sentence

SPIDERBBG REVEAL REAL ?????!!??????

@hemorrhageV2 Steaming hot like when Miguel-kun went fewal to cwatch miwles :heart_eyes: (CRYIMFNFJJF) /obvj

YELP NOPE WE'RE DONE HERE

@hemorrhageV2 Not todaaaaaaaaaay !! :333 /ref /obvj (CANTNODKJDJSJK)

@jakePAUL NO.

@jakePaul QUALITY WRITING LET'S SEE MORE OF THIS *clap clap* /OBVJ

Pavitar's my husband y'all can't have him /lhj /butstill

@jakePAUL No probs pop bee :kissing_smiling_eyes: /obvj

@jakePAUL true
but no.

pop bee :skull:

@LoganPaul :flushed: But pwease? /obvj

@jakePaul AND YOU ARE HIGHLY CULTURED FOR IT ! !!

:sob: :sob:

:smile_cat:

@hemorrhageV2 you are entitled to your opinion and i will respect your feelings towards him

that sounds so passive aggressive help :sob:

@hemorrhageV2 i just don't like him cause he's a meanie pants but he's v handsome and does have a cool character ig /vlh

NONO UR ALLOWED TO LIKE HIM I JUST DON'T :skull:

ofc!!! same here
(srry 4 quick response i gtg sjvnjj)

i dont remember uwuing in a vc with jasp

@aiimorsx im not sure if u heard :sob:
he was like 'can i get an uwu' or something and i turned on my mic, said it, and turned it back off and he started giggling

u were in the call tho it was when we were listening to music

i dont thnk i heard it

@aiimorsx i can call u again and uwu if you'd like /j