who tf liked this immediately

not me but im bord so eat frog

@Koraidon *nom*

now find a quala and throw it into the oven and trun on plushy mode then eat the frog plush thats in the potato box

@Koraidon
*loud dying noises*

i feal bord today due to info ive learned

@Koraidon
ooh
what info
do tell

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to need surgery

bc of tonsillitis

@Koraidon
aw, that sucks
you'll be ok tho!
i'm pretty sure that the surgery doesn't hurt

i hope so

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
wha-
hehe

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
YESSSS
THATS WHATS SUPPOSED TO HAPPENN

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
mwahhahahahahhaa

bro i'm not ok TwT

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
ok so like-
my aunt is in Florida for the weekend so we're watching her dog
and she has arthritis so she takes one muscle relaxant in her breakfast; she had a bag that had three of her pills and the bag clearly said to give her 1 pill in her breakfast every day
and my dad put all three pills in her breakfast this morning.
she'll be fine, we told my aunt and she said it would be ok but it was scary

ty for listening/reading Aiden

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
bro tbh i almost sh!t my pants T-T
off topic kinda but this morning i was asleep while my body was doing a fake fall thing but then my dog barked so epic jumpscare

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
im so cool
*walks into wall*

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
exactly
im so cool lava turns to obsidian when i go near it
uh-
definitely--

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
*gasp*
i AM the snow
that's how cool i am U-U

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
FaThEr???

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
uh-
uhhhhhhhh-
we don't talk abt that

@-Lazy_GoldenGuard-
only in ohio
*dies x1000000