Failure: SO LET ME BE, AND I'LL SEND YOU FREE(OH YEAH).
Player: TIGHT AS A VIRGIN, BOY, DONT GET NERVOUS(TIGHT)! IM HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE(RIGHT?)

Failure: I AM IN MISERY.
Player: I SAVE D**K BY GIVING IT CPR!
I SAVE D**K BY GIVING IT CPR(YES!)

Failure: THERE AINT NOBODY WHO CAN COMFORT ME(OH YEAH)
Player: PUT IT ON MY MOUTH LIKE CPR
LETS MAKE P**N AND WATCH IT ON VCR
= =
#mouseypostsfailure
@CrystallizedDusk this is whats happening rn

ok gn