-Gambling with Lives- by CrystallizedDusk

"Ya see Linky boy, I've always dreamed of setting the world afire. No, really. I dream frequently about setting it on fire."

"The best part of a corpse? They're like me: Cold, lifeless and silent."

"I'm afraid you're out of time... I wonder how that happened? Ehehe..."

"Of course life's unfair! If it was, I wouldn't have your head on a pike!"

"We also offer a nice FEIC OFF with a side of JUMP OFF A CLIFF"
#IDZDamien #IDZTST

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
23 Apr, 2023, 6:15 pm
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BakedBeanz

23 Apr, 2023, 6:18 pm

that first paragraph had me WHEEZING XDDD

CrystallizedDusk

23 Apr, 2023, 6:21 pm

@SweetSass Oh I couldn't even write normally I was laughing so hard-
I had to reread them all like 5 times before I uploaded this so the quotes were readable-

BakedBeanz

23 Apr, 2023, 6:21 pm

LMAO XDD

CrystallizedDusk

23 Apr, 2023, 6:47 pm

@Outsweeters
*insert confused shadow noises.*

CrystallizedDusk

23 Apr, 2023, 6:53 pm

@Outsweeters (ppffffft-)
Damien: I mean... I'm just doing what Ghira said-
Ghirahim: NO NO WE DIDNT TALK I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TELLING HIM TO DO SOMETHING-

XxWingsxX_

24 Apr, 2023, 12:54 am

@CrystallizedDusk

Sierra: can somebody slap him for me -////-?

Tama: *cracks knuckles* gladly-

Sierra: NO-

Ishira: ..... this is wrong .////.

Enkoro: *leads her away*

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 2:17 am

@XxWingsxX_
Dai: TO BE FAIR.... Ghirahim asked me-

@-Howl-
Dai: OH S- I'M SORRY-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 2:32 am

@-Howl-
Vaati: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Dai: I DOM'T KNOW-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 12:29 pm

@-Howl-
Dai: HEAL HER!
Vaati: IM TRYING YOU IDIOT!

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 7:27 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: I- wha- er- ....huh???

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 7:30 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: HEY NONONO YOU AREN'T DYING ON ME KID-
NOT TODAY-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 7:37 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: Scary? Short? Goddesses forbid, stupid?

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 7:46 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: I- I dont- Uh- er- I- uh- EEEEGH-
*brain.exe has crashed. please restart your damien.*

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 7:49 pm

Dark: I- uh- uh- er- geh- I-
Vaati: YOU BROKE HIM!
@-Howl

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 8:29 pm

OOOPS-
@-Howl- Sawwy-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 8:35 pm

@-Howl-
Vaati: I DON'T HAVE A FRIKKEN MANUEL CREATURES DONT HAVE THEM AND ALL OFTHEM ARE TECHNOLOGY-
*byrne flying slaps him*
Dark: >:O OY!
Vee-vee: Oh.... thank you hon
Byrne: Just doing my job -v-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 8:51 pm

@-Howl-
Dink: *shoves you off* D-DON'T TOUCH ME!
Vee-vee: BE NICE! ...Are you okay Zelda dear...?

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:03 pm

@-Howl-
Veev: Sweetheart... *covers you with her wings* that gives him pain... didn't you know that?

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:12 pm

@-Howl-
Vaati: ovo' I-it seems.... I made a m-mistake...
Dark: YA THINK!?

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:20 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: *tiny grumble* Kid, it wasn't the hug. I literally CAN'T handle touch unless it's on my own terms... blame Ganondork and his lackeys for that. And I THOUGHT A CERTAIN BAT WOMAN TOLD YOU!
Vee-vee: Eeeeeeeee.... sorry -v-'

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:28 pm

@-Howl-
Vee-vee: i'M sOrRy! I fAiLeD yOu ChIlD!
Dark: .....Okay enough-
it's fine-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:39 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: SHOVE A BOMB DOWN HIS TUNIC! >:D
Vaati: NO-

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:47 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: Yeah and the Links are sissies in skirts. Change my mind.

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 9:55 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: No, they wear skirts. I wear shadows UvU

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 10:06 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: *deep inhale* Shadows are incorporeal and whisps of darkness where light has not and cannot touch, and take the shape of whatever casts or forms them, therefore they DO NOT have actual, corporeal bodies, hence why Link wears a skirt and I technically do in fact NOT *exhale*
Vaati: *slow clap* Wow... he actually used his brain O.o

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 10:19 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: Go ahead and do it :>

CrystallizedDusk

24 Apr, 2023, 10:39 pm

@-Howl-
Dark: Mmmm.... felt good!~

CrystallizedDusk

25 Apr, 2023, 12:37 am

@-Howl-
Dark, scratching his neck: Nah, but if he hits harder then you we may have an outing..

CrystallizedDusk

25 Apr, 2023, 1:19 am

Dark: *grabs a pole* Hmmm... nah, he left my back raw and so scarred that you can almost see the bones. No mortal can do that. And I WOULD fight back, but I don't want my toy to be sent to the hospis so soon.

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