"Ya see Linky boy, I've always dreamed of setting the world afire. No, really. I dream frequently about setting it on fire."
"The best part of a corpse? They're like me: Cold, lifeless and silent."
"I'm afraid you're out of time... I wonder how that happened? Ehehe..."
"Of course life's unfair! If it was, I wouldn't have your head on a pike!"
"We also offer a nice FEIC OFF with a side of JUMP OFF A CLIFF"
#IDZDamien #IDZTST
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Comments
23 Apr, 2023, 6:18 pm
that first paragraph had me WHEEZING XDDD
23 Apr, 2023, 6:21 pm
@SweetSass Oh I couldn't even write normally I was laughing so hard-
I had to reread them all like 5 times before I uploaded this so the quotes were readable-
23 Apr, 2023, 6:21 pm
LMAO XDD
23 Apr, 2023, 6:47 pm
@Outsweeters
*insert confused shadow noises.*
23 Apr, 2023, 6:53 pm
@Outsweeters (ppffffft-)
Damien: I mean... I'm just doing what Ghira said-
Ghirahim: NO NO WE DIDNT TALK I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TELLING HIM TO DO SOMETHING-
24 Apr, 2023, 12:54 am
@CrystallizedDusk
Sierra: can somebody slap him for me -////-?
Tama: *cracks knuckles* gladly-
Sierra: NO-
Ishira: ..... this is wrong .////.
Enkoro: *leads her away*
24 Apr, 2023, 2:17 am
@XxWingsxX_
Dai: TO BE FAIR.... Ghirahim asked me-
@-Howl-
Dai: OH S- I'M SORRY-
24 Apr, 2023, 2:32 am
@-Howl-
Vaati: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Dai: I DOM'T KNOW-
24 Apr, 2023, 12:29 pm
@-Howl-
Dai: HEAL HER!
Vaati: IM TRYING YOU IDIOT!
24 Apr, 2023, 7:27 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: I- wha- er- ....huh???
24 Apr, 2023, 7:30 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: HEY NONONO YOU AREN'T DYING ON ME KID-
NOT TODAY-
24 Apr, 2023, 7:37 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: Scary? Short? Goddesses forbid, stupid?
24 Apr, 2023, 7:46 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: I- I dont- Uh- er- I- uh- EEEEGH-
*brain.exe has crashed. please restart your damien.*
24 Apr, 2023, 7:49 pm
Dark: I- uh- uh- er- geh- I-
Vaati: YOU BROKE HIM!
@-Howl
24 Apr, 2023, 8:29 pm
OOOPS-
@-Howl- Sawwy-
24 Apr, 2023, 8:35 pm
@-Howl-
Vaati: I DON'T HAVE A FRIKKEN MANUEL CREATURES DONT HAVE THEM AND ALL OFTHEM ARE TECHNOLOGY-
*byrne flying slaps him*
Dark: >:O OY!
Vee-vee: Oh.... thank you hon
Byrne: Just doing my job -v-
24 Apr, 2023, 8:51 pm
@-Howl-
Dink: *shoves you off* D-DON'T TOUCH ME!
Vee-vee: BE NICE! ...Are you okay Zelda dear...?
24 Apr, 2023, 9:03 pm
@-Howl-
Veev: Sweetheart... *covers you with her wings* that gives him pain... didn't you know that?
24 Apr, 2023, 9:12 pm
@-Howl-
Vaati: ovo' I-it seems.... I made a m-mistake...
Dark: YA THINK!?
24 Apr, 2023, 9:20 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: *tiny grumble* Kid, it wasn't the hug. I literally CAN'T handle touch unless it's on my own terms... blame Ganondork and his lackeys for that. And I THOUGHT A CERTAIN BAT WOMAN TOLD YOU!
Vee-vee: Eeeeeeeee.... sorry -v-'
24 Apr, 2023, 9:28 pm
@-Howl-
Vee-vee: i'M sOrRy! I fAiLeD yOu ChIlD!
Dark: .....Okay enough-
it's fine-
24 Apr, 2023, 9:39 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: SHOVE A BOMB DOWN HIS TUNIC! >:D
Vaati: NO-
24 Apr, 2023, 9:47 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: Yeah and the Links are sissies in skirts. Change my mind.
24 Apr, 2023, 9:55 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: No, they wear skirts. I wear shadows UvU
24 Apr, 2023, 10:06 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: *deep inhale* Shadows are incorporeal and whisps of darkness where light has not and cannot touch, and take the shape of whatever casts or forms them, therefore they DO NOT have actual, corporeal bodies, hence why Link wears a skirt and I technically do in fact NOT *exhale*
Vaati: *slow clap* Wow... he actually used his brain O.o
24 Apr, 2023, 10:19 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: Go ahead and do it :>
24 Apr, 2023, 10:39 pm
@-Howl-
Dark: Mmmm.... felt good!~
25 Apr, 2023, 12:37 am
@-Howl-
Dark, scratching his neck: Nah, but if he hits harder then you we may have an outing..
25 Apr, 2023, 1:19 am
Dark: *grabs a pole* Hmmm... nah, he left my back raw and so scarred that you can almost see the bones. No mortal can do that. And I WOULD fight back, but I don't want my toy to be sent to the hospis so soon.