OOP

OKI
LEMME JUST

*HOPS ONTO MY RP ACCOUNT*

ooc:
hello my dear fiend

@FailureEXE Hola Fail ^w^
Vee-vee: Hi!

@CrystallizedDusk
h e l l o-
h o w d i d i g e t h e r e

@failureEXE
Vaati: *nervous wing shuffle* I *TOTALLY* DIDN'T SUMMON YOU HERE ON ACCIDENT TRYING TO MAKE A BOMB-
HEHEVEEEHEHE-
Damien: ...You sstink at lying-

@CrystallizedDusk
oh !
a bomb !
like a nuke ?

@failureEXE
Damien: Nope. We're gonna launch a sstrike on Iriss' sstupid home :>
Vaati: DARK THAT'S CLASSIFIED-

@CrystallizedDusk
why? :P

@failureEXE
*dink slams his fist into the wall, cracking it*
Damien: Becausse sshe'ss the sspawn of ALL HELL!
Vee-vee: She's.... my daughter...

@CrystallizedDusk
oh-
. .. ... ..

HONEY IM HOME

@failureEXE
Vee-vee: Well... she was given up, and I don't know how it happened but... she grew up to despise me...
Dark: *gently hugs her* And I'm making ssure that sshe getss put in her place

@CrystallizedDusk
lmao get over it-

everyone hates everyone at some point

humans are weird

(ooc: failure is similar to Ink-
he says things hes not supposed to say-)

@angel_zupremacy (biiiiig oof)
Damien, gaining pupils: I'm ssorry.. could you repeat that..?
(Him getting pupils is equal to Ink doing the carved pumpkin thing... aka not good)

@CrystallizedDusk
....
wuh oh-

(ooc:OK BUT FUNNY THING
FAILURE CAN KINDA DO THE SAME THING AS INK
ITS JUST SLIGHTLY CREEPIER-)

@failureEXE
Dark: you will NOT ssay thingss like that in front of Vaati. again. got it..?

Oh he doesnt need to! He usually trips someone's leg off when he does that!

@CrystallizedDusk
(ooc: yikes-)
Failure: yes sir-

@angel_zuprmacy hes basically your average human alligator-

Dink: Good. Sshe suffered enough.
Vee-vee: Dark I can handle it....

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ;_;

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: Okay, I'm going to reopen the shop. BE NICE.
Dark: Ssure thing... I wouldnt harm a hair on hiss head..

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: thats a lie
i live with Ink.
i know liars when i see one

@devil_supremacy (I keep thinking you refer to me because my name used to be Ink-
*wheeeeze-*)

Dark: Sso...? It's what I do. Whether you trust me enough to he around or not is what you think. *snaps his claws. a guitar lands in his lap* Opinions are just things. When yours differs, others use their opinions to fight and start chaos all for the sake of a needless chess game of hate and insecurity... and I am off of that playing field.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ....
that was very-

uhhh....
what do people call it...
deep.

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Vaati always says I'm a deep thinker despite my... ailments and silence.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: interesting
some kids at school said that i have nothing in my brain and that i shouldn't be here
whatever that means

@devil_supremacy
Dark: I can make them... DISAPPEAR.. as you will, if you would like.
(That's not a threat.

It's a promise on his part)

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: eehh...
i dont really care
not like i have feelings.

@devil_supremacy
Dark, sitting back on his hat: Feelings come and go, and can be broken so easily. Are you sure?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: yeah.
feelings are useless.
all they do is prevent you from doing what you're supposed to be doing.

@devil_supremacy
*dink mutters something and starts playing his guitar.*

@CrystallizedDusk
*Failure thought about asking Dink what he said but...
decided to leave it be.

some things are better unknown.*

@devil_supremacy
Dink: You like Metallica? Or Alice Cooper?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ...
the fxxk are those ?

@devil_supremacy
Dink, dumbfounded: You have no idea what Metallica and Alice Cooper are??? They're rock bands! Some of the best!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oh
i dont like rock.
its weird-

i prefer Jagwar Twin-

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Interesting... where I came from the only music I was allowed was Ganon's piano... and when we arrived in Clindsdale I found rock music. It was... needless to say the only thing that made me feel... like me.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oh

i see-

@devil_supremacy
Dink, suddenly quiet: Hey.... did I tweak something by accident...?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *looks at Dink* what do you mean ?

@devil_supremacy
Dink: Have I upset you?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: no?
why would you upset me?
like i said earlier, feelings are useless.
*sits down crisscrossed*
feelings dont really mean a thing,
they're just temporary.
like life.

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Good.... and yeah, especially like mine. Link says I'm "a hazard to myself" because I keep dying... bleh...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ...
i-
h u h ???

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Oh yeah.... I can die repeatedly and live thanks to my chest thing. Every time I SHOULD die, it cracks until it breaks and..... I kinda... die for real...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: well thats unfortunate :|
not like you could do anything about it.

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Yeah... THAT'S WHY VAATI RESTORED IT TWICE WITH HER MAGIC! :DDDDD
Vee-vee: AND I'M STARTING TO REGRET IT NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN FOCUS! D:<

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *giggles*
wait...
so...
Vaati is basically kinda like
your reset button if your...u hh h
chest thingy
gets close to completely breaking ??

@devil_supremacy
Dink: *stares at the floor a minute* ...Basically, yeah. And it consumes a lot of her magic which I appreciate, but... she needs it more than I need to live.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: well
there's always negatives to everything.

@devil_supremacy

Dark: .....I'm a living embodiment of that-
But in all seriousness, I'm everything Linky boy isn't. He's fit, I'm gaunt. He's colorful, I'm monotone. He's peaceful, I'm violent... the list goes on miles

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure:
...
you're violent?
and monotone?
NUH UH
I DONT BELIEVE THAT-

@devil_supremacy
Dark: *points at himself* White hair to his blonde, soulless red eyes with no pupils or lids to his youthful blue, black and gray clothes to his forest green. And uhh.... let's just say all those Zora graves didn't start themselves :>

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: well i think you're better-
honestly
if you're the opposite, that probably means you're better. :|

@devil_supremacy
Dark: R-really....? Nobody- I don't- I- *deep inhale* N-no one has said anything l-like that to me... except Greeney h-himself....

@GalacticAshes
Failure: well
you're better than that bxxxh, Ink-

@devil_supremacy
Dark: *tiny smile* T-thanks... I'm n-not used to compliments...
*a giant eyeball with wings and a scorpion-like tail floats in*

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *sees the creature and does a glitchy scream*
WĦÂŤ TĦË F--Ķ Ί ȚĦÄŤ-

@devil_supremacy
Dink: Hi Vaati! :D
Vee-vee: HI BOYS. I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ZANT IS BECAUSE HE USED UP MY CINNAMON AND CLOVES.
Dark: 5th door to the right, main hall
Vee-vee: THANK YOU SUGAR. DINNER WILL BE READY IN TEN MINUTES. *deep inhale as she flies away* ZAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa....

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: wh-
ĦÛĦ????

*confused*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Oh yeah, that's Vaati. She has like... 50 forms, but likes to stay human. She's originally a Picori, which is a creature the size of your thumbnail and only seen by children or good people. And she once tried to take over Hyrule!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: i-
o k a y

@devil_supremacy
Dark: It was... against her will, but people still hate her now...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oh
yikes

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Yeah.... *pulls his legs against his chest and rests his chin on his knees* Everyone hates us... because we're villains wanting to live normal lives. Vaati is a mom and wants to heal people. I'm a father. Byrne is a harmless bodybuilder and railway assistor. Zant is a postal worker.... all of us have something against us

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oh

well that sucks.

*looks at the ground*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: *shrug* Doesn't bother me any, as long as nobody hurts Vee-vee or Laylabelle. I actually like fighting. It's fun

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: i dont.
its too...
uh...
hmm....
well i just dont like fighting

@devil_supremacy
*a geyser of water erupts out of the wall without dripping or damage. dink dips his hand in it and scratches the back of his neck*
Dark: It's... not for everyone. Link and Byrne hate it. Zant and Vaati will if they have to. I'm the only one that doesn't mind, mostly because of my internal wiring

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure:
...
*thinks*
actually.
i kinda lied.

i dont fight.
but uhm....
.....
when i do, it doesnt end well.
and when i do fight, its..
not really me.

sorry.
blurted it out.

@devil_supremacy
Dark: You're fine. If I'm being honest... I find you fascinating. Creator Dusk told me you were an angel, or part of one anyways, but you dont... smell, like one. Something is... off. I dont know how to explain it...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *freezes*
UH
NOTHINGS OFF
HAHA
THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD WITH ME
NOPE-
(ooc: failure got sume lore)

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Mhm. You're talking to a half-Wolfos, and one with the sharpest nose in the history of Hyrule. I can smell through cheap cologne. Look, I'm not gonna push ya, but I dont believe your bs lies.
(Yay for lore-)

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure:
*my eyes shift quickly to the ground, looking nervous.

there was smth that Failure is hiding.*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Bud...? You okay?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: yeah-
im fine.

@devil_supremacy
Dark: I get it, you dont wanna say. Fine by me.... I think dinner is ready anyways.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: k
have a good dinner
while i try to-
figure how to go back to my void...

@devil_supremacy
Dark: HOHOHO NO YOU ARENT! *picks up failure* You're eating with us tonight. Vaati set out another plate. The least you can do is be polite.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *the first instinct Failure had when Dink picked him us was...
well.
to bite him-

AND WOW IT HURT-*

@devil_supremacy
Dink: OY! Play nice and I wont drop you on your skull! I'm not gonna hurt you but if you keep this up I'm not gonna be responsible for... personal injury.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *insert glitchy angry Failure noises*
LET ME GO
I DONT WANNA BE TOUCHED

RSAMMJRMRSJGMWM$GDJR

@devil_supremacy
Dink: *plops failure down in a chair* There. See? You're fine
Vaati: Hello! ^w^

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *sits there, trying to process what the fxxk just happened.*

(ooc: funfact: Failure despises being touched by ppl he just met-
so-
u h
thats why Failure bit Dink lmao :'3)

@devil_supremacy
(Dink doesn't like being touched by literally anyone either, unless he trusts them completely like Vaati and Link-
you'll get a hand bitten off if so-)

Vee-vee: Okay, *sets down a platter of meat* eat up! I'll go get Byrne and Mischief

@CrystallizedDusk
(ooc: OOF)
Failure: *stares at the meat, obviously never had seen meat before.
Failure's diet mainly consisted of veggies + pocky-*

(ooc: help what is wrong with me-)

@devil_supremacy (PFFFT-
don't worry, his is mostly bugs, rats and meat-)
Zant: HI! *holds out his hand* I'm Zant! Nice to meet you!
Dink: *just eating*

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure, completely ignoring Zant's hand: uh..
hi.
im Failure-

@devil_supremacy
Zant: Oh! Er.... *pulls his hand back* Must not be one for touch, like THIS GUY! *hugs dink. he hisses* OOP! S-sorry...
Dink: Don't f- do. that. again. or I'll throw you into the drywall

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *Failure seemed..
uncomfortable.
he wasn't usually around very many people for a while.*

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: Okay, Byrne's out and Mischief is asleep... go ahead and eat boys!
Dink: Hey Fail, it's fine. It's just meat and isn't poisoned... like some people assume

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: uh..
im not hungry-

(ooc: another funfact: Failure doesnt eat, like-
30% of the time.
a side effect of becoming a Error LMAO)

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: Well, if you aren't hungry that's okay. We won't for you hon :D
Dink: Uhhh.... has anyone seen Remus...?
Zant: .....
Dink: ....Did you let him out...?
Zant: ......

....noooooo-
Dink, getting up: Swear to Hylia if my dog is hurt I'LL THROW YOU IN A LAKE!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ....
Does this usually happen-

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: VevehehHEHE ABOUT THAT-
Dark: zzzzzzzaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAANT IM GONNA LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMEEEEEEEEEENT!
Vee-vee: QUICKLY! FLEE TO MY ROOM! HE'LL NEVER SUSPECT IT!
Zant: Got it!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ;__;

@devil_supremacy
Vaati: Ngehhhh.... calm down Exp-
Dark: IM NOT CALMING DOWN! HE LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE WITH ARGOROK! THAT DRAGON WILL EAT HIM WHOLE!
Vaati: Excuse me...? Argo is MY pet.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *failure sensed that a argument was about to start and immediately took off his cochlear implants.
he didnt know why, but arguments always made him feel like it was his fault.*

@devil_supremacy
*total silence. after a few minutes it seemed to calm down, and Vaati left the room.*

@CrystallizedDusk
*failure put his CIs back on, and..
well-
attempted to go back to his void-*

@devil_supremacy AYO YOU READY??

AAA
I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK </3

OK NOW IM ON <333

@devil_supremacy Had Youth, sorry TwT

Deep voice: Hello child... are you lost?
*it indeed WASNT the void, but what appeared to be a castle.*

@CrystallizedDusk
ooc: tis fine

Failure: *flinches*
u h
w h e r e a m i

i swear if i went to Emo Octopus's castle again im gonna have a meltdown

*the person was extremely tall with red eyes and horns*
??: Awwww.. are you lost?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *looks at the tall person*
n o-
im fine-
*looks away*
i just...
need to figure out where i am so i can go back to where im supposed to be-

@devil_supremacy
??: I can help you, if you want.... all you need to do is just... turn. around.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure:
uh-
*turns around*

@devil_supremacy
??: Perfect....
*the wind started to pick up, and there was a low buzz of chanting. seconds before it grew too loud to bear the person growled and there was the sound of someone hitting the wall.*

@CrystallizedDusk
*Failure just,,
did nothing.
didnt move or anything.*

@devil_supremacy
Damien, roughly shoving him: GET MOVING KID! NOW!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: BWA-
*moves*
WHY ARE YOU SHOVING ME-

@devil_supremacy
*dark grabs him by the hand and starts running down halls*
Damien: That was Lord Reborn... he was going to try and turn you to stone because of your intrusion!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure:
oh-
WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME I WAS INTRUDING I WOULD'VE JUST LEFT-

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Tell ya what, you find the answer to that while I find the one to why he steals so many pretty girls. Oh wait, because HE'S TOO THICK-SKULLED AND DOES WHAT HE WANTS!
Reborn: I'M GAINING ON YOU, CHILD!
Dark: OH FEIC OFF NOBODY WANTS IT! D:<

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: im not a girl-
anyways-
*a portal opens to my anti-void*
BYE LOSER <3

[failure runs through the portal, then the portal closes.]

@devil_supremacy (Re is Re, man.... he doesn't care but if you're a pretty little girly just strolling along, you're toast-
I'm pretty sure he's bi though, he's taken like 8 dudes too TwT)

Dark: *deep inhale* ....You see what you did...?
Reborn: What? I did nothing!
Dark: BOI-

@CrystallizedDusk
(ooc: concerned for that dude lol...)

[ ...

Failure comes back ]

Failure: sorry for calling you a loser-
its a thing i do with Error when he tries to murder me :3

@devil_supremacy
Reborn: ....Sounds like he deserves to be turned into a statue! :D
(yes, he does-)
Dark: EVERYONE is a statue to you m'lord -_-'

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: eh...
he's the destroyer of the AUs, so its in his code.
not like i can change it.
....
wait can i actually change the code-

@devil_supremacy
Dark: I believe you. I deal with a midget with PTSD and psychotic asian who gets touchy-feely on a pink vial....
Reborn: *sighs and lowers his head* I... apologise, for actions. We shelter many injuried here, and I love them dearly, so I protect them with my last breath.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oh !
its fine bweheheh-
(YES FAILURE LAUGHS LIKE THAT-)
i understand-
i have a friend who helps her neighbor with the adoption center(i help them sometimes), so i understand where you're coming from :P

@devil_supremacy
(he actually has a cute laugh-
*wheeze-*)
Reborn: Yes... Himekawa and I tend to their needs while we plan against Night Terror... my old friend. He used me. I see that now... and I live with the regret, but life carries on. Now I busy myself here, guarding the sacred tapestry and my suboordinates
Dark: He has been kind to me and my group to

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure:
..
lmao Night Terror sounds like a name only someone cringe would use....

but either way, he sounds like a bxxxh >:|

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Hes Satan, and his real name is Damon Harvith :)
Reborn: I.... am not going to interfere for ONCE-

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oh!
satan!
maybe i can ask him to finally let me die :D
(ooc: oops-
lore spoiler-)

@devil_supremacy
(Itd fine, I do that sadly often TwT)
Dark: ....I dont know whether to sympathize or be concerned-

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: you should be concerned
like
its not fun dying then coming back to life because even though you really wanna die but you cant because there's a person keeping you alive since they technically own your soul
....
what was i saying-?

@devil_supremacy
Dark: True... and mine is bound to the will of the Godesses, meaning I have to guide the Links, regardless of my own choices...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: oof-

@devil_supremacy (veeeery busy today... end me now-)
Dark: Yup. It's so FREAKING UNFAIR!
Reborn: I mean... you can always work for me!
Dark: NO!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: bweheheh-

@devil_supremacy
Dink: Yeah yeah, laugh it up..

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *immediately stops laughing* ;__;"

@devil_supremacy
Reborn: I think.... you upset h-
Dark: NO S-T SHERLOCK! *tiny sigh* Sorry Failure..

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: people dont upset me easily

except for Hanze

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Good. And get ready to walk some more, I'm taking you to shelter.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: why- ;__;

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Because even if I try to help you here, THESE IDIOTS WILL HURT YOU *SEVERELY*. And besides, I can help you get back to the Void

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ,,,,
f i n e

Dink: Glad you see it my way. Now, let's go and... try not to get lost.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: cant promise that
already got lost forever ago :3

@devil_supremacy
(several hallways later)
Dark: Okay.....? What is.... what's going on...?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: whaddya mean?

@devil_supremacy
Dink, pulling out a whip: It's never been this long, and we've been going in circles... I know this place like the back of my shield. We should be in the Guest Wing already...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: *rolls eyes*
maybe you just forgot

@devil_supremacy
Dink: Yeah... maybe I was just not focusing like usual... anyways let's go.

@CrystallizedDusk
[Dink suddenly felt a shiver up his spine.
The shiver felt like something was...
off.
very off about Failure.
a bad off.]

Dink thoughts: What the-
the kid... never mind....

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: something wrong ?

@devil_suoremacy
Dink: Hm? Oh, no. I'm fine... just thinking in why this hallway is taking forever...

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: alright.
*...
there was a few minutes of silence*

@devil_supremacy
Dark: Stay here....
*he walked off. seconds later failure felt a hand on his shoulder*
No use... it just keeps looping. REBORN! ....Where is he? -_-*

@CrystallizedDusk
[as soon as Failure felt the hand on his shoulder, Failure just PUNCHED the person who put their hand on his shoulder]

??: SON OF A F-ING LIZALFOS-
Dark: MISCHIEF??? TF ARE YOU DOING?!
Mischief: LOOKING FOR YOU BONEHEAD! REBORN CALLED A MEETING!
Dark: But the hallway
Mischief: WHO CARES!? JUST GET YOUR BUTT MOVING!

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: who are you-
also dont touch me-
WHY IS EVERYONE SO TOUCHY ITS WEIRD-

eenjdjmjaf
i wanna go home so i can hang out with my friends wwaaaaasfmj

@devil_supremacy
Mischief: Hm? Oh. I'm Shadow Link, but everyone calls me Mischief so they don't confuse me with Mama Vaati's daughter and my half sister Shadow
*damien meanwhile was just staring at the floor, emotionless and unmoving*
(For context: Shadow Link was created by Ganon from the Dark Mirror, but Vaati took him in as a son... wholesomeness-)

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ...
o h
uh-
o k a y

@devil_supremacy
Mischief: I need to get back before Reborn tells me off again and Mauve starts getting irritated... you coming boss? *no response* Dark Link....?

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: ,,,
DINK
DID YOU DIE OR SOMETHING

@devil_supremacy
(Yes, my mans died standing up)
Dink, barely audible: ...I'm sorry... for wasting your time...
*he leaned back towards the wall, disappearing into a thick black mist*
Mischief: Dude... the h$ll did you do to him!?

(The above is completely satire-)

@CrystallizedDusk
(LMAO)
Failure: *looks at Mischief*
i didnt do anything.

@devil_supremacy
Mischief: Weird... he never acts like that. Even when someone upsets him. He usually just goes to the training yard and punches the sand bags for a while.... not this..

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: maybe he woke up on the wrong side of the bed :P

@devil_supremacy
Mischief: Who knows. Maybe he had an arguement with Link, or was finally caught stealing wine... I dunno. But first things first I should probably show you around.

@CrystallizedDusk
Failure: o k a y